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標題[轉錄][轉錄]Re: [認真] 射了1.5公尺多～好舒服
時間Wed Apr 23 11:01:37 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: chungsen (仲生.....) 看板: joke 標題: [轉錄]Re: [認真] 射了1.5公尺多～好舒服 時間: Sun Apr 20 23:10:15 2008 ※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板] 作者: lighthouse (人都有另一面) 看板: sex 標題: Re: [認真] 射了1.5公尺多～好舒服 時間: Sun Apr 20 22:47:43 2008 ※ 引述《imdogpig (imdogpig)》之銘言： : 期中考完放鬆和女友做 : 最後衝刺完本來要射在女友背上的 : 結果射太遠 害女友要去洗頭… : 我量一下大概射了一點五公尺多耶 : 女生的那裡差不多也才深十多公分 : 我射了大約十五倍的距離～好舒服 : （女友是Ｅ讓我太興奮的關係吧？） : 不曉得五樓30cm可以射多遠？ 我們來算一下就知道了， 射精的速度約是45km/hr，也就是12.5m/s， 先不考慮太複雜的一些變數，像是射出去會遇到空氣阻力等等， 你說射了1.5公尺，以上述的速度，花了0.12秒， 假設你射的時候老二和地面平行， 依重力加速度公式來換算高度，S=V0*t+0.5*g*t^2 你射出去時的高度是0.07056公尺，也就是7公分。 這個數字算起來很合理，想像一下，用背後位， 插抽到最後，維持原姿勢拔出來想射在背上，老二和女友身體有7公平的平行距離， 飛行1.5公尺，0.12秒後，在女友的頭上降落，只不過是平均值， 套句追殺比爾II白眉的話，你的射精速度，只有一般人的水準。 讓我比較有興趣的是你說射了1.5公尺，本來要射在女友背上， 合理的推論你是採背後位，也就是你女友的臀部到頭有1.5公尺， 這個長度就是坐高，東方人平均的坐高和身高比例是0.54， 換算起來你女友的身高是……2.77公尺!!! 輸在這種地方，我也沒話說了，原po是真男人。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.104.132.115
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