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※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板] 作者: YA0926681009 (ZzzzzzzzZZZZ) 看板: sex 標題: [討論] 時間: Tue Jan 5 21:36:37 2010 每次跟外國人吵架都輸 今天跟老外玩線上遊戲玩到吵架 我就用f開頭等等字眼 結果吵到最後,老外知道我是台灣人 就說:"I can fuck any women in your land, but you can't! loser! " 當外國人放這大絕的時候 要怎麼回才不會輸?? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.164.54.167 YA0926681009:轉錄至看板 feminine_sex 01/05 21:37
taiwan81903:why did you happy when you fuck a puma ? 01/05 21:37
LatteXS:還滿好笑的 01/05 21:37
TTGSP:轉去FS會不會...... 01/05 21:37
ppbigass:but you can't fuck my mon coz I'm fuckin' your mom 01/05 21:37
ppbigass:nice boob dude... 01/05 21:38
howard6101:You idiotic white ass 01/05 21:39
truewater:U fuck my horses I fuce your dogs 01/05 21:39
bsesh:直接問吼他老媽 他會高潮 屢試不爽 01/05 21:41
akak5504:I can fuck everything everytime everywhere 01/05 21:41
FranKang:You go die, go eat shit, go eat swill, go eat your LP 01/05 21:42
truewater:你可以幹我們的馬 我要幹爆你們的狗 01/05 21:42
amadis01:就回他: 01/05 21:43
lavigneA:就回他 suck my dick,bitch 01/05 21:43
bloodshed:Why so serious? 01/05 21:44
azsxazsxa: how do you turn this on 01/05 21:45
toughdick: how do you turn this on 01/05 21:46
Yocoldagain:But I can suck your asshole. 01/05 21:46
bbob:英文不好亂打英文更會讓人看不起吧, 歪國人沒那麼吃香, 人家 01/05 21:46
QsmallrainQ:whoyourdaddy 01/05 21:47
wayneo:who is your daddy? 01/05 21:47
EEERRIICC:如果可以 我會選擇用台語回他..... 01/05 21:47
bbob:亂哈拉你也當真? Show me the pictures, motherfucker! 01/05 21:47
dustree:After u try the PUMA in our land ,you won't say that. 01/05 21:48
NGMe:Our甲 can fuck any men in your land,but you can't! loser! 01/05 21:48
access7310:沒救了 你輸了 01/05 21:48
darkUriel:I can fuck your mon any time , but you can't >.^ 01/05 21:48
CHT: "Well, I'll fuck YOU. I WIN." 01/05 21:49
coolboyplay:whosyourdaddy 01/05 21:49
sworddragon:Don't be so serious, my son 01/05 21:50
gengar6307:Great! how about ______ ? 01/05 21:50
tibon:HIV with you 01/05 21:52
truewater:can we fuck together? 01/05 21:52
AngeLucifer:You?...........Really? 01/05 21:53
jaeulin:haha u r so funny 啾咪~ 01/05 21:57
JKLIOPNM:請給我木材 01/05 21:58
Victor97:Remember. No Russia! 01/05 21:58
linceass:問歪國人投降有沒有輸一半 01/05 21:59
QsmallrainQ:Play One?? 01/05 21:59
shalu:回他我包你贏 I can fuck yr asshole but you can't! loser! 01/05 22:00
YangSheep:你可以回他 greedisgood 01/05 22:00
tony0726: ENGINE~START~!! 01/05 22:01
johnny94:fuck you shit 01/05 22:01
chrisyang33:你可以回 他幹的是台灣毒鮑 請他加油 01/05 22:02
Elysion775:Get down and show your white ass,bitch! 01/05 22:02
halflord:推樓上說到做到 01/05 22:02
soul777:the woman you fucked is "shemale" 01/05 22:02
coolboyplay:do you have bird? 01/05 22:02
vul3co:你可以回他 你得AIDS了嗎 01/05 22:03
ericvvvb:這篇推文實在太好笑....... 01/05 22:04
downtoearth:I can fuck you, but you can't! 01/05 22:05
wvotyyj5:Can you fuck my mother? 01/05 22:05
greige:台灣男性普遍的虛弱 真的蠻慘的啊~ 01/05 22:05
metalguy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/05 22:06
JQ10KA:my asshole is better than that women, come fuck me 01/05 22:07
e761031:推文快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDD 01/05 22:07
metalguy:the woman you hed fucked is poison鮑 01/05 22:07
horace7377: ENGINE~START~!! 還滿好笑的 01/05 22:07
Pharaoh5566:I'm your father! 01/05 22:08
lp2348:XXX:omg,u r my baby @O@!! 01/05 22:09
z955018:I can fuck you!!!! 01/05 22:09
metalguy:Hey guy! I'm your father.You this son of bitch 01/05 22:10
shuan0130:Hey!!Apple Hey!!Apple Apple~Hey!! 01/05 22:10
alanMM:跟外國人認真 虧你還是鄉民 唉 01/05 22:10
guitarking:show me the money 01/05 22:11
coolboyplay:please go to OGC 01/05 22:11
aliced:I can fuck any man in your land, but you can't! loser! 01/05 22:11
danhom:This is not 斯巴達!!!!! damn... 01/05 22:12
aliced:你只需把Women改成Man就贏了 01/05 22:12
Pharaoh5566:Oh~~ohoh~~ohoh~~ohoh~~dra dra! 01/05 22:12
iio:Oh~Really? cuz me too~~ 01/05 22:13
shalu:你可以再機點回Well~I think so. You win!!然後轉去F_S板= = 01/05 22:14
ssvc168823:鄉民老招:Where is the PICTURE 01/05 22:14
Pharaoh5566:Is it good drink? 01/05 22:14
buehrle:I can fuck your mother, you can't, my son. 01/05 22:15
metalguy:鄉民大絕:Your mom is on my bed ..KER KER KER 01/05 22:15
orangelounge:But you can fuck me,too.My dear baby. 01/05 22:15
danhom:fuck!! your puccy is in My BED!! 01/05 22:15
newbrand5566:法西斯刪文了~ 01/05 22:15
ggxbb:so what? u can fuck our woman,i don't care. i'm gay ^.< 01/05 22:15
KimiMiki:include your grandmother~~you such a grandmom fucker 01/05 22:16
JQ10KA:I can fuck any dog in your land, but you can't! loser! 01/05 22:17
lovecollyi:幹 請給我木材是殺小. 01/05 22:17
usnei:為什麼台灣女生給人這種印象?? 01/05 22:17
ccc73123:I can fuck you. 01/05 22:18
jfarmar:I'm yourrrrrrrrrrr fatherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 01/05 22:19
WuJerry:轉錄至看板 AOE 01/05 22:22
SeanBoog:how do you turn this on 01/05 22:22
CrazyMoon:轉錄至看板 NTUmed91 01/05 22:23
uj0130:喔喔 HOTDOG!! 01/05 22:23
icome:your mother is on my bed ^^ 01/05 22:23
MrTen:Hey Apple hey Apple Can u do this :P 01/05 22:24
lumberjack:請給我木材!!XD 01/05 22:24
followmeyo:but those girls are very ugly in Taiwan,so..thanks 01/05 22:24
seisai0121:轉錄至看板 WarCraft 01/05 22:25
tooeasy:2010 TAIWAN UP 01/05 22:26
pupu566788:轉錄至看板 feminine_sex 01/05 22:26
thearmada:Your magic is mine. 01/05 22:26
pinkannie123:轉AOE是怎樣XDDDDD 01/05 22:27
danhom: 2010 Taiwan UP 樓上XD法吸濕刪文勒... 01/05 22:27
SergioRod:魔王 you win 01/05 22:28
totoyou: FAR Q 01/05 22:29
YA0926681009:有人問我可否轉文,要轉請自便,這又不是啥創作 01/05 22:29
tomdannis:2010 TAIWAN PU (無誤) 01/05 22:31
blaxo:how do you turn this on 01/05 22:31
horace7377:原PO決定好要回哪句了嗎? 01/05 22:31
cuore5470:Show me your dick, or I'll fuck your asshole. 01/05 22:31
henrybears:轉FS很快就被刪了 01/05 22:32
kisaka:I can fuck you,but you can't~ 01/05 22:33
cdm3201:鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝 01/05 22:33
Scorpio777:work work ready to work All of them........ 01/05 22:33
jfarmar: go fuck yourself 01/05 22:34
intotherain:當然是叫他伸圖出來啊 沒圖沒真相 01/05 22:35
tony77998:ready to work 01/05 22:35
double360:I WILL BE YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 01/05 22:36
azsxazsxa:相信眼鏡蛇跑車吧 他很快就會棄權了 01/05 22:36
azsxazsxa:外國人: 我的女村民去殺綿羊反而死了 看來我該讓賢了 01/05 22:37
ilovepop:u suck ur dick hunnn? 01/05 22:37
sandcaster:你可以幫他哈棒 因為他一定哈不到他自己 01/05 22:37
xerryk:你打 Taiwan up 包他聽不懂... 01/05 22:38
morris9999:轉錄至看板 StupidClown 01/05 22:41
ss60115:Why so serious?? 01/05 22:41
templar44:認輸吧 他說的那句戰鬥力一百 01/05 22:43
klinmmm:轉路至笨版我笑翻了 01/05 22:43
stu155127:I can fuck myself in anytime, but you can't! loser!! 01/05 22:44
Ebisu:Jinkela Jinkela why not eat Jinkela 01/05 22:44
winnabe:Taiwan puma 表示:Show me the money 01/05 22:44
shihche623:火★文看ㄅ懂吧!ㄎㄎㄎ,仆ㄋㄌ母,死ㄚ都ㄚ 01/05 22:45
derek324kimo:用中文回他國罵 然後嗆他看不懂 01/05 22:45
linmala:ㄨㄍㄖ ㄐㄅㄇ....ㄎㄎ 01/05 22:45
Bhpk:跟人嘴砲 誰先認真 就輸了 01/05 22:47
maxlovecute:快爆了 01/05 22:50
YangSheep:補刀 01/05 22:51
a2156700:推 downtoearth:I can fuck you, but you can't!..... 01/05 22:52
iamzachla:拿惠慈的照片跟他說"call me when you finish this one" 01/05 22:57
iceblue11:I have 30cm, but you don't 01/05 22:57
pipi0923:This is our land!!! 01/05 22:57
YA0926681009:轉錄至看板 Eng-Class 01/05 22:58 YA0926681009:轉錄至看板 TOEIC 01/05 22:58
Shadow1989:how do you turn this on 01/05 23:02
FG355077: how do you turn this on 01/05 23:04
stardick:MA19 sucks your bird 01/05 23:08
TiaraWei:www.taiwanpu.com 01/05 23:10
jessel:回他 then CONGRATS!! coz 01/05 23:10
ericistw:==============Where is your mother = 伶娘勒======= 01/05 23:10
jerryisgood:how do you turn ass on ? 01/05 23:10
sky711121:原PO快轉去法西斯 版主說請本尊來~ 01/05 23:11
jessel:you'll get diseases and a rotten dick! 01/05 23:11
phifei:I am your father 01/05 23:13
lovejiaan:回:e04su3su;6xl3ru 19 fu;4n0 vul3 01/05 23:13
gloomedran: 快開本尊衝阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 01/05 23:13
ROSSl:完全不要回英文 除非你英文好到爆 01/05 23:14
sky711121:快衝阿~ 原PO 期待法西斯的回應~ 01/05 23:14
sike:被刪了= = 01/05 23:16
yyliang:welcome to TAIWAN 01/05 23:16
cool2849:你可以假裝聽不懂 01/05 23:16
GouGousentai:XDDDDDDDDDD 01/05 23:16
GouGousentai:Pharaoh5566:I'm your father! 只推這句 01/05 23:18
JackXD:I can fuck any men in your land, but you can't! loser! 01/05 23:19
iamstoone:No Picture , No Truth.... 01/05 23:19
zvc1234455:XDDDDDDDDDD 01/05 23:21
kennethnono:回他 an apple a day, keep the doctor away 01/05 23:24
GN03256981:HOW DO YOU TURN THIS ON 01/05 23:24
Jackiechou:去法西斯秒殺 XDDDD 01/05 23:24
chang505:紅的明顯 法西斯看不起自己 這種認真文也直接砍 01/05 23:26
kennethnono:ra ra raaaaa~ roman romanman~ ga ga wulala~ 01/05 23:27
yongshun:hi my son 01/05 23:27
majungyi:My penis is 30cm,let me teach u fuck!! 01/05 23:28
pohy960:第一個推文沒有be動詞耶 01/05 23:29
proprome:==============American。SHENGDIYAGO================== 01/05 23:29
ueu72312:這篇可以挑戰本日最好笑推文!! 01/05 23:29
Safin:回他 i can fuck you 01/05 23:29
lavigneA:反正 就只會引戰劣退而已 科科 01/05 23:29
young112114: 回他 TAIWAN UP ! TAIWAN UP! 01/05 23:30
dryadc95381:I can play computer all day but you can't loser. 01/05 23:31
s9220140:My dick can punch your face 01/05 23:33
grimmq52156:Enemy spot!Taking fire need assistance!Fire in 01/05 23:34
grimmq52156:Asshole! 01/05 23:34
ok4718:Well played old man! 01/05 23:34
NeoChou:I can fuck any hole on your land,but you can't! loser! 01/05 23:35
cheeseway:this is a pencial 01/05 23:35
RV0451: This is a book. 01/05 23:36
wormorry:you can jizz in my pants 01/05 23:36
xgodtw:我覺得可卑= = 01/05 23:38
iori35i:an apple aday keep a puma away 01/05 23:38
ladyuno:my penis will in your asshole~~~~~~ 01/05 23:39
godivajun:你問他是不是因為很小所以無孔不入就好... 01/05 23:40
howgi:you win!! 01/05 23:41
akumajo:回中文就贏啦 你看的懂他的語言 他看不懂你的 01/05 23:41
francis79458:greedisgood 01/05 23:46
beiii:四樓很好笑耶 01/05 23:47
a00049g:只能說是呆完郎ABI啊 01/05 23:48
HSNUPeace:看來我該讓賢了 01/05 23:51
followwar:Aegis 01/05 23:51
AstrayKnight:how can you fuck a girl without your dick? haha~ 01/05 23:52
addle321:說英文了不起?What's up? 01/05 23:54
zqummia:but any woman you've fucked is fucked by me, cousin. 01/05 23:58
afewgoodmen:play one 01/06 00:00
kazaf79114:Your mother is suckin my great dick now~ 01/06 00:00
feanor:then you will get bird cancer !! 01/06 00:02
wayne1985:紅的明顯!!法西斯不是心裡有鬼就是身上有PUPU味 01/06 00:02
lpiglet:FS不是要換本尊去PO? 原PO快去PO阿 01/06 00:04
ZZZZ0:with all due respect, you must fuck the worst woman in 01/06 00:05
ZZZZ0:our country. Anyway, thank for your purifying .... 01/06 00:06
pegtom:看到wellcome to TAIWAN 笑翻 01/06 00:10
qekye:XD 01/06 00:12
halu741101:If U fuck me, U win! 01/06 00:13
loverlover:幹 太好笑了啦XDDD 01/06 00:14
tupacshkur:回他your Mom is so horny!!!! she's good in bed 01/06 00:18
Dreik:HEY APPLE HEY APPLE 01/06 00:20
mikejr:= =這招太強...輸了 01/06 00:20
Erebos:回他your mother's gone. his grammother 01/06 00:23
nxdwx:帥是被西方人定義出來的,真的帥嗎??還不是只能上死pupu 01/06 00:23
siegfriedq:原PO不是直接就轉法西斯了嗎?結果還是被退... 01/06 00:24
Aonmiro:well well well...just go ahead. 01/06 00:38
epaulard:cheese steak jimmy's 01/06 00:43
p01010:轉到toeic板我整個笑歪 哈哈哈 01/06 00:47
jacky1990b:你的馬子都沒有我的正,看來你該讓賢了。 01/06 00:47
akainorei:actually I can fuck woman in your land 01/06 00:50
akainorei:and apparently, the one I fuck with is your mum 01/06 00:51
akainorei:son, I have to say ur mum is awesome on bed 01/06 00:51
akainorei:會不會太繞口? 01/06 00:52
nova31022:回說: good job son. 01/06 00:52
shinysaku:do you want to wanka? 01/06 01:03
longarea:為啥要用本尊才能在法西斯PO文 01/06 01:07
a3357880:你可以回他 EVEN THEN YOUR MOTHER? 01/06 01:20
IM761231:那轉FreeStyle版好了,也是fs版 01/06 01:28
pikajoke:I don't care those bitch you fuck. 01/06 01:36
Seiber:台灣女生給人這種印象真的很.. 01/06 01:38
Seiber:噓錯 等等推 01/06 01:38
nanX2:推 01/06 01:38
Seiber: 01/06 01:40
badbird:YAYA,I know that you just another loser in your land. 01/06 01:44
s9220140:we're all dead! 01/06 01:45
hinata:I SEE YOU 01/06 01:49
estupid:你要回答:important!!!! 01/06 01:52
DanceAce:how do you turn this on!!! 01/06 01:56
idkwts174:where is your tiny dick?uh? 01/06 02:00
CelestialRel:...Woman in Taiwan means a girl is over 35 and... 01/06 02:04
CelestialRel:well, enjoy your life and god bless you 01/06 02:05
s0071988js:NO PICTURE NO TRUTH You can only lick penis of dog 01/06 02:12
xiaoyu:For Frodo! 01/06 02:46
jason1163:how do you turn this on 01/06 02:52
dustree:Watch ur back!when u are fucking them,i am fucking u~ 01/06 03:23
kennethnono:外國人: What's up ?! ans: Oh~ it's my brother~ 01/06 03:29
dustree:Which land?Oh~ that's my bed. 01/06 03:33
ajemtw:I can fuck no one on yor land except your mom, SOB. 01/06 04:32
ajemtw:不過這名聲是針對整個亞洲而非只有台灣 說不定他當做泰國 01/06 04:38
tk1211:推文其實都很弱 這個大絕太強了 01/06 05:26
StarTouching:"But I can fuck you!!" 01/06 06:22
StarTouching:OK, let's bet. If I find any woman you can't fuck 01/06 06:24
StarTouching:you should give me xxx(線上遊戲的東西) 01/06 06:25
laal:靠悲=.= 因為少數台灣女性,害台灣人臉都丟光了 01/06 06:55
lee3556:i am your father ,go sell your ass 01/06 06:59
johnnylakers:你可以丟個病毒網址給他騙他說這正妹你上過沒 01/06 07:55
AJAPPLE:我不知道看到笑到翻掉是不是沒品的舉動 01/06 08:04
tom92186:經典!!!!!!!!置底阿 01/06 08:36
shred:我想知道他X的法西斯刪文是在刪殺小,有啥好不能討論! 01/06 08:54
Libra1016:請給我木材...哈哈哈 好好笑 01/06 09:17
yoqwqq:很強大阿!!身邊很多女性朋友都是屬於看到阿度仔就沖天的... 01/06 11:04
areolite:your nice mom is sucking my dick, my fucked son. 01/06 11:24
lance1208:I pay you the ticket and go ahead 然後指定如花給他 01/06 11:28
pegtom:回他:I will be back 01/06 11:50
wefun:回老外: ok! you win! come here and fuck 許純美 01/06 12:50
SW77WS:轉錄至看板 joke 01/06 12:54
MarkFung:所以樓上的老母都是被歪國人XX過的嗎..@@? 不會吧 01/06 13:02
s905372000:1樓最好笑... 01/06 14:16
leochiu1987:come on fuck me!! 01/06 14:33
kaleynes:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDD 01/06 15:49
humanskull:我不覺得連阿美都x下去有啥好驕傲的...這邏輯... 01/06 16:09
cbwei:come to Taiwan,and I'll fuck you first,baby. 01/06 16:17
cbwei:why so talktive? watch out your throat. How does my dick 01/06 16:23
cbwei:taste? ^.< 01/06 16:24
airx:這樣就夠了 "Google search: 慧慈" 01/06 16:35
AmosYang:回他 "為什麼你要代替你爹?" 01/06 17:09
AmosYang: "Good, and you might just run into ur mom someday." 01/06 17:17
wefun:MarkFung 是啥邏輯? 您母親? 01/06 17:18
AmosYang:上面兩句二選一,看你想搞笑或倒打他一耙 XD 01/06 17:18
wefun:直接回 I am your father 01/06 17:21
f313:I haved fuck your nigger president,loser. 01/06 19:42
f313: fucked 01/06 19:42
tyshowman:樓上... 01/06 19:57
GPisgood:Now your wife is on my bed,loser 01/06 20:45
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kevinchen127:我看完了 我噗嗤好幾次XD 01/06 21:44
fly78510:我看到HOW DO YOU TURN THIS ON 整個大笑 01/06 21:51
homolist:幹= = 低能 01/06 22:21
s983769s:請你把多的資源給我 01/06 22:23