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作者asglay (哇洗amigo)
看板HLHS_10thU
標題[轉錄][耍冷] 性愛問題
時間Sun Aug 12 23:41:47 2007
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: AdaDaDj (正宗御宅族) 看板: joke 標題: [耍冷] 性愛問題 時間: Sun Aug 12 20:57:58 2007 美美是一個性生活不美滿的家庭主婦，因為她的老公總是對做愛興趣缺缺， 有時竟然做到一半還會睡著..... 美美為此煩心許久，於是去請教她的姊妹淘， 她的好朋友阿英就跟她說:「可能是妳太乖了，不夠狂野，所以他才會提不起興致， 下次你試著主動一點，並且用一些言語上的挑逗去刺激他，這樣或許就會改善了。」 美美覺得這很有道理，於是隔天晚上，她與老公要辦那檔事的時候，她就主動脫光衣服， 跨坐在老公身上。做到一半的時候，她發現老公還是跟平常一樣沒啥興致，甚至又快 睡著了，美美一急之下大聲呻吟:「嗯~~嗯~~好爽!! 我快到了.....快到了~~!!」 只聽到他老公說.......... 到了叫我......... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 125.229.17.21
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