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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: colorma (唷) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [無言] 我是孝順的好小孩? 時間: Mon Sep 10 00:53:47 2007 我是孝順阿嬤的好小孩~ 昨天下午下班回家... 我就推輪椅帶阿嬤出去散步... 走著走著...... 我被搭訕了!!! (****灑紙花****) 她是個女生~ (沒關係!!!女生我也爽~) 然後他說話了~ (鄉民一定以為我是不是石門水庫沒關之類的吧...) 錯!!!她說... ki kon kia kong kian ?????????????????????????? ???????????我????????????? ?????????????????????????? <=表示被問號包圍的我= =+ 沒錯!!!她是外籍看護!!! 我就說:"什麼?" 她突然回復國語..."哩使台灣的?" ?????????? ????我???? ?????????? 她:"OKOK!窩知道了!!!" 然後輝一揮衣袖就走人了... 之後經過一個公園~ 公園裡好多人在對我招手!! 我真受歡迎~ 害羞>///< 仔細一看...大家都帶著一個阿公或阿嬤~븊 我也帶著一個!!!= =+ 但是我無法融入她們 ˊ_ˋ 因為我不會說她們的ki kon kia kong kian 只好對她們搖搖頭~然後投以溫暖的微笑... 之後經過一個賣蔥油餅的攤~ 阿嬤想買來吃~我就推阿嬤去!!! 結果... 那個蔥油餅老闆說:"現在的外籍看護都看不出來齁!!!都像台灣人一樣..." 然後又問阿嬤:"你們家這個是哪一國的?" 阿嬤...說... "溫孫" 老闆我相信你臉上的汗水...不是因為太熱!!! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.162.50.11
l1l1l1l1:色媽(" ̄▽ ̄)/( ̄_ ̄")摸摸頭 09/10 00:54
defenseless:ki kon kia kong kian? XDD 09/10 00:55
Ignor:我快笑死了~~~等等再來補推 09/10 00:55
pilipalaber:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 00:56
colorma:現在是只要推著阿嬤外出的都是外籍看護嗎???真是的... 09/10 00:56
vak:下次你就回他~~~~ke ro ke ro ke ro ke ro ~~~ 09/10 00:57
nega883100:ki kon kia kong kian?? 09/10 00:57
vmsx:推"溫孫"XDDDDD,不過現在的確有很多看護都看不出來呢..... 09/10 00:59
Ignor:以後記得出門做好防曬防曬 09/10 01:00
amber9414:XD 09/10 01:00
KTXNS:老闆:阿~~太陽好大(乾笑) 話說我也在等垃圾車時被搭^^" 09/10 01:02
DDDDing: ki kon kia kong kian? XDD 09/10 01:03
kodakt:看到一半恍然大悟,推推推XD 09/10 01:04
lynlin: ki kon kia kong kian? XDD 09/10 01:05
l210992:色媽的文章都好好笑 XD 09/10 01:07
PILIPALA0126:哈哈哈XDDD有笑有推。真有孝心 值得鼓勵 09/10 01:08
alongbow:有笑有推 現在這種乖孫很難得了 你以後一定是個好媳婦 09/10 01:09
chicocute:ke ro ke ro ke ro ke ro 09/10 01:09
alongbow:or 好女婿 09/10 01:09
nccq:哈哈 有溫馨到 09/10 01:10
kaofat:推 溫孫XDDDDD 09/10 01:10
tawei229: ki kon kia kong kian? XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 01:10
CLIOBLUECAT:推 這溫馨的笑點 09/10 01:11
mlikcat:原PO的感想是?ki kon kia kong kian?XD 09/10 01:10
elle: ki kon kia kong kian? XD 09/10 01:12
wwff: 原PO的感想是?ki kon kia kong kian?XD 09/10 01:12
zyxwvvwxyz:溫孫..好溫馨 09/10 01:13
jerry761031:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 01:13
colorma:我們家這邊...台灣人口50% 外籍看護30% 剩下的20%是狗... 09/10 01:12
cyda: ki kon kia kong kian? XD 09/10 01:13
darkshona:原PO是..G?y嗎~~不然怎麼會說女生也爽? 09/10 01:16
colorma:就覺得被搭訕是很鮮的事...我的邏輯跟正常人不同吧...哈~ 09/10 01:18
shinnybird:哇哈哈哈~太好笑了!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 01:20
ndhuccp:XDDDDDDD 09/10 01:20
kayfox:ki kon kia kong kian?XDDDDD 09/10 01:21
frontpagexp:ke ro ke ro ke ro ke ro ke ro 09/10 01:23
lolikung:溫馨... 有為的年輕人阿 09/10 01:25
chola:您真孝順~! 09/10 01:26
littlemin76:充滿溫馨的笨版...^^ 09/10 01:28
Asucks:有笑有推 09/10 01:27
looper:孝順啊有為~ 09/10 01:30
kumatsu:孝順有為! 09/10 01:36
knnioio:笑死我了XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 09/10 01:36
nicklee0921:大家都是越南人 幹麼出手那麼重 他是北越的。 09/10 01:36
crayon1988:XDDDDDDDDD 09/10 01:39
adai:溫孫啦 09/10 01:38
Vancloud:有笑到,以後防曬要做好,不然就拼命講話吧 09/10 01:39
j589745:原PO:挖嗯系king kong啦 09/10 01:40
NeeDNeeD:有笑有推~~~~~!!!XD 09/10 01:40
yoshikimax:好一個溫孫  我笑了  推孝順青年 09/10 01:41
joycechin:XXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 01:43
oldy:ki kon kia kong kian XD 09/10 01:43
imys:恩~~原PO有像到........(逃) 09/10 01:53
march1:溫孫 XDDDD 09/10 02:03
kenwithching:溫孫.....好讚 09/10 02:05
kikokiko:原PO連外勞也分不出來 09/10 02:16
happiness23:ki kon kia kong kian XDDDD 09/10 02:17
FREAKnik:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 02:20
leftyou:小接~回家了小接 絕世好賓 09/10 02:23
THATPIGLEG:ke ro ke ro ke ro ke ro ke ro 09/10 02:24
cynthia0904:ki kon kia kong kian???XD 09/10 02:30
VBRVBR:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 02:33
Dasboy:kada~ madadeyu? muzidelo ^^ 09/10 02:36
huang233:推孝順的乖孫!!! 09/10 03:05
lovecihaaa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 03:08
abiwa:超好笑的啦~ 09/10 03:10
sab:ki kon kia kong kian XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 03:16
natural724:哈哈~~好好笑~~~"溫孫" 09/10 03:34
sunwt:ki kon kia kong kian 09/10 03:37
echolee:XD 09/10 03:56
Melson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 03:59
parcae:溫孫XD 09/10 04:53
leatitia:推推 XDDD 09/10 05:03
raythejoker:可以推~原po是好人嗎( ′▽`)-o█ 09/10 05:44
wlcard:XD 09/10 05:53
rita4647:溫孫XDD 09/10 06:39
xGOTOx: 溫孫 哈哈 09/10 07:23
horse0910:溫孫經典 XDDD 09/10 07:32
ohmyjesus:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 07:53
honomi:ke ro ke ro ke ro ke ro ke ro 一_一" 09/10 08:13
jojotseng666:ki kon kia kong kian? ke ro ke ro ke ro ke ro XD 09/10 08:13
Condor:原po真的很孝順喔~~一定要推一下的 09/10 08:14
liiko:XD 09/10 08:25
cindystarq:這篇應該被推爆的~ 09/10 08:27
wannashout:XD 09/10 08:40
scathy:溫孫 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 08:42
gojyo1155:好可愛~~~~~~~XDDDD 09/10 08:43
CestLaV:好好笑XD 09/10 09:04
DanSmith:kerokerokerokero 09/10 09:14
JustIam:XDXDXD 09/10 09:18
surna:溫孫 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 09:26
babyface1977:有笑有推 XD 09/10 09:38
loading1:推推 09/10 09:52
laputaca:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 09:55
flyplayer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 09:56
vyvyan:有笑有推!!! 真的經典!!XD 09/10 09:57
greenshoes:哈哈 09/10 10:08
gorden00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 10:09
shadowmoon:原po孝順喔 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 10:11
ltmqw:好專業的原po,偽裝技術一流 不管本國外藉人都看不出來 09/10 10:13
maliceami:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 10:16
ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDD 09/10 10:17
cuteship:哈哈哈 溫孫 09/10 10:19
SQ7183:哈哈哈~笑死我了 09/10 10:23
Dino0300902:超好笑~ 09/10 10:28
GreenNicky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 10:35
zino:有夠好笑 推一個 09/10 10:36
noviage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 10:39
wwiy:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 10:41
elenore:原po孝順 XD 09/10 10:42
stonecold926:難得看到好笑的~推一個 09/10 10:42
grop:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 10:47
ikaru:推~ 09/10 10:49
LoVeDIE7: 推推 09/10 10:52
ggttoo:推暴妳 09/10 10:56
newper:溫馨又可愛^_^ 09/10 11:00
a45:XD 09/10 11:02
Jing0733:96 09/10 11:03
lisacat31:97 09/10 11:06
newsandy:XDDDDDDDDDDDD快爆辣 09/10 11:07
drunkchoc:99~~XD 09/10 11:08
EpeeCat:推推!! 爆了!!!XDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 11:09
neil0001:希望你不要是萬華人.........要不我會笑死....... 09/10 11:09
nalee:有孝有推XDDDDDDDDD, 99了 09/10 11:09
ckvin:ki kon kia kong kian~ 09/10 11:21
wizardjoyce:大推特推~溫孫超經典XDDDDDD 09/10 11:20
asami:推溫孫XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 11:26
grrgr:溫孫XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 11:26
monkeymeme:溫孫XDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 11:34
paoan:好好笑呀..推溫孫XDDD 09/10 11:43
lilymoonpig:哈哈哈哈哈哈~溫孫XDDDD 09/10 11:45
lucky1218:XDDDDDDD 09/10 11:53
kuroneko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD推"溫孫" 09/10 11:55
nanalin:原po是被認為印傭還是越傭..膚色有差喔 09/10 11:57
milkyame:有笑有推 XD 09/10 12:01
ptbon:溫孫XD 09/10 12:09
dorismay:XD 今日第一推 給你XD 09/10 12:11
DEWBERRY:有笑有推 呵呵 09/10 12:12
circler:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 12:17
vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD你是乖小孩..我喜歡... 09/10 12:19
alexcwtzeng:乖孫.....讚啦 09/10 12:26
jk456jk:推你好孝順 09/10 12:26
sagittarius0:溫孫~~XDDDD~~~~KE RO KE RO KE RO~~~XDDDD 09/10 12:31
curove:有笑有推啦~  真是乖小孩~ 09/10 12:32
samcool:XDDD 乖孫XDD 09/10 12:34
ilymss:老闆我相信你臉上的汗水...不是因為太熱!!! 難怪會爆 太好꼠 09/10 12:36
benthal:XDDDDDDDD 09/10 12:36
biolife:哈哈 我大笑 溫孫XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 12:52
paperyi:溫孫啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 12:54
baxiabaxia:一群人熱烈打招呼 哈哈哈 09/10 12:59
shuchinyu:老闆:哎呀!我的瓦斯開太大了...難怪我好熱阿~(揮汗) 09/10 12:59
lucas01:溫孫啦 09/10 13:07
icaiad:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 13:14
Lamu:XDDDDDDDDD 好久沒來,一來就笑翻!!! 09/10 13:17
windfly11:我笑了... 09/10 13:26
xiaoyu557:真乖...XD 09/10 13:28
celeshuang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈哈哈哈 09/10 13:28
Ivanov:義大利? 09/10 13:32
asnakep:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/10 13:38
fantasy826:維~大~力 09/10 13:48
akizukichise:敷面膜看這篇馬上破功XDDDD 09/10 13:53
doeling:好笑~溫孫..推推推 09/10 14:00
linzone:攏賣! 09/10 14:08
inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 14:28
bane:溫孫啦XDDDDDDDD 09/10 14:35
howwell:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 14:52
Shyhpyng:哈哈 09/10 15:06
roy8181:溫孫 09/10 15:11
ffmuteki9:推原PO 09/10 15:17
hypocriteee:溫孫XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 15:21
studylance:溫孫XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 15:28
cloud0505:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 15:29
cityfans:真的好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 15:29
dman:真孝順 09/10 15:47
siang5420:溫孫xdxd 09/10 15:51
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