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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: jickey27 (浪) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [無言] 出門買飯忘了帶鑰匙,房東不在,找鎖匠來開。 時間: Mon Sep 17 16:33:17 2007 我:『請問這種鎖可以開嗎。(用手去扳手把)』..就在這個時候.....門...開了。           我忘記鎖門。。。。 鎖匠:『...............................................』 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.229.11.207
matthew531:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:34
u207:...............................................』 09/17 16:34
orangelin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:35
ak1988123:笑點好重...〒△〒 09/17 16:35
libramog:今天看下來 你贏了..DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:36
cjcdream:你贏了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY 09/17 16:37
happycoser:魔王,你贏了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:37
ioni:鎖匠:『...............................................』 09/17 16:37
Jiuliano1412:...... 09/17 16:39
Mafty:XDDD 09/17 16:39
yeahikaru:鎖匠:你是要鎖還是要開... 09/17 16:39
kerpohpwos:鎖匠:....... 原po:對不起,我不該被生下來(跪) 09/17 16:38
avp0225:...................................................... 09/17 16:39
libramog:我想要知道後續阿~~ 09/17 16:39
shadowmoon:鎖匠:『.........................................』 09/17 16:39
jyunwei:XD樓上,然後喀嚓!鎖匠就把門鎖起來了,「簡單啦!」 09/17 16:39
doeling:超丟臉@@~.那你有付錢給鎖匠嗎?? 09/17 16:40
costello:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:40
maydaynunu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD有看有好笑 09/17 16:40
ipillf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:41
boubouy:..............XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:41
peterwcg:鎖匠:不好意思,錢你得照付!! 09/17 16:40
freek0911:你贏了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:42
Coton:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:43
xk1a4u:鎖匠:(╬ ̄皿 ̄)=○# ( ̄#)3 ̄)╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮ 09/17 16:42
kangtaamy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD怎麼那麼好笑XD 09/17 16:43
jeff0323:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:43
usemane:XD 09/17 16:43
xk1a4u:應該會爆XD 09/17 16:43
hidehow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:43
elle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:44
MikeGarcia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:44
Gulick:XD 09/17 16:44
PanChen:爆吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:45
laybear:太爆笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:45
Tidus0000:如果我是鎖匠 我可能會把你鎖在門外........ 09/17 16:45
freek0911:後勁太強了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:45
vincentlan:XD 09/17 16:46
vak:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:46
plutolin:這個讚啦 哈哈哈!! 09/17 16:46
unknowing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:47
bopeep:笑翻了我 保證本日最爆笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:47
crueangel:超強 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:48
seasonsong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:49
nvbear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:49
aaagang:好強的獨角戲 09/17 16:50
lackture:我也笑了 09/17 16:50
nycticorax:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXD 09/17 16:50
kim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:50
ATPase:鎖匠有跟你收車馬費嗎XDDD 09/17 16:51
tingkis:真是簡短有力XD 09/17 16:51
jerrybom:鎖匠: 你不是什麼開心大集合的節目吧 我x 09/17 16:51
ZXEVA:太神了啊哈哈哈XD 09/17 16:52
lanous:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXD 09/17 16:52
crueangel:[超幹]以為有生意做,結果是被耍了 09/17 16:52
youaten0112:鎖匠:攝影機在哪??這樣整人好玩嗎??(怒) 09/17 16:53
yu123:[超幹]被叫去開鎖,又不能收錢 09/17 16:52
jojo90320:笨點是...你沒帶鑰匙 門怎麼會鎖 09/17 16:54
amywhitt86:這篇給它爆啦~~簡潔有力!!!!!!! 哈哈哈哈哈哈 09/17 16:54
ncuanthrax:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:55
aassd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:55
KeepRolling:然後鎖匠就 ~笑了~ 09/17 16:55
cpur2001:鎖門不一定需要鑰匙......... 09/17 16:55
freech:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:57
purplefox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:57
silvernight:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:57
anochen:本日最好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:58
libramog:jojo90320 有些門會自動鎖 鄉民自己反鎖 才想到鑰匙 09/17 16:57
miauah:推鎖門不一定需要鑰匙 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:58
memalina:想知道後續 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:58
points333:要給車馬費嗎?! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:59
prankster12:你想把那個鎖匠厚? ccc~ 09/17 16:59
audrey20:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:58
ennchen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 16:59
starsky007:( ̄▽ ̄#)﹏﹏ 09/17 17:01
kevin0801:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~(我承認我想讓他爆) 09/17 17:01
knnp:鎖匠有沒有收車馬費阿? 09/17 17:01
takasi03:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:01
angels:...................笑點被打中了XD 09/17 17:02
OPpsyche:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:03
perfumelady:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:04
elysedino:XD 我也很簡潔 09/17 17:04
cm88guy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:05
nolieda:鎖匠:<( ‵▽′)╯_ˍ▁▂▃▄▅▆◣ (/  ̄#)3 ̄)/ 09/17 17:06
amywhitt86:開門焉用鑰匙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 17:05
riverflows:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:08
coffeecocoa:鎖匠:<( ‵▽′)╯_ˍ▁▂▃▄▅▆◣ (/  ̄#)3 ̄)/ 09/17 17:08
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vykdue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑翻 09/17 17:10
tcling:XDXDXDXDXDXD 有付錢嗎? 09/17 17:10
ltcba:⊙▽⊙ 09/17 17:10
DDDDing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:10
killnasa:啊哈哈哈哈哈~~我笑點好低 09/17 17:11
godwisdom:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:13
regretless:鎖匠:<( ‵▽′)╯_ˍ▁▂▃▄▅▆◣ (/  ̄#)3 ̄)/ 09/17 17:14
canceryen:XXD 09/17 17:14
linioin:XDD 09/17 17:14
Ieesmart:鎖匠:<( ‵▽′)╯_ˍ▁▂▃▄▅▆◣ (/  ̄#)3 ̄)/ 09/17 17:14
edodo:除了XDDD還是XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:15
miettr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:16
o760823:哈 09/17 17:16
peterwcg:看來會在PO文後一個小時內被推爆 囧 09/17 17:16
unbias:XDDD 09/17 17:16
LALUKUHYDE:鎖匠:不好意思 這是美國最新科技 念力開鎖 付錢 = = 09/17 17:16
kenyin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:17
angela9316:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:17
Karls:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:18
kim:讓他爆 09/17 17:18
asymptote81:爆 09/17 17:18
MoodyMood:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 要爆了嗎? 09/17 17:18
showwhat:你贏了...XD 09/17 17:18
Karls:Kim讓他爆了 xd 09/17 17:18
roc24:爆吧 09/17 17:18
sadegg: 你贏了...XD 09/17 17:19
sadegg:科科我爆的 09/17 17:19
newen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:19
newen:阿 差一 09/17 17:19
libramog:喔喔 爆了爆了 09/17 17:20
tansion:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD幹...有效點 09/17 17:20
Ieesmart:天下武功出少林.少林武功真嚇人.被人打的昏騰騰.一個耳光 09/17 17:20
Ieesmart:就完成!給錢!給錢啊! 09/17 17:20
sawe53:想知道後續的對話= = 09/17 17:23
ohMyYes:既然我來了 就鎖上讓我開一次吧XD 09/17 17:23
reinhute:你真的贏了...我竟然在辦公室大笑! 09/17 17:24
voosh:簡短有力~ 09/17 17:27
meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:27
fromwilda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:28
flwind:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:29
powertodream:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:29
namon:你贏了XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:29
hiwanwan:我爸說這樣還是要付錢 09/17 17:29
hber:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:30
johnli:有付錢嗎 09/17 17:31
markcupcup:上板標吧 :D 09/17 17:31
libramog:-.- 版標?? 用"鎖匠『..................』" 09/17 17:33
vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 09/17 17:37
sea4504:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:38
shandidi:其實你對鎖匠有意思 09/17 17:37
Erahhcram:新吉祥物!? 09/17 17:38
debyjeng:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD............. 09/17 17:38
x0315x:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:39
skywalkery:讚! 笨板經典 09/17 17:39
bestlisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 有笨到!! 09/17 17:42
arrakis:靠杯啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:44
dance4what:鎖匠:...................哩尬林北第七 (鼻音) 09/17 17:43
geniusdaisy:噗~有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:45
superydy:我笑到不行了我 09/17 17:47
liurd:會爆不是沒有原因的~~ 09/17 17:48
casare:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~~你贏了~X 09/17 17:49
samilomo:後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:51
f728679hg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:51
honey4nine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好可愛喔 XD 09/17 17:51
fbi50214:你用正念開鎖= =? 09/17 17:52
darkheart:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:52
JustIam:這就跟修電腦時發現電源沒開一樣... 09/17 17:51
cccaa26:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:53
JustIam:哇...噓到了 09/17 17:54
eatman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:55
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Ark727:本日最笨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 17:55
PacificBlue:XD 09/17 17:56
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JustIam:推回來.. 09/17 17:56
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