推 blindman:哈哈 怎麼不換個珍奶 每天喝紅茶不膩喔 08/08 21:02
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我的身高不是很高 坐在中間的地方
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旁邊的女生 家裡開泡沫紅茶店
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某天早自習時 有了下面的對話...
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你喜歡喝紅茶嗎?
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紅茶? 嗯嗯!
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妳是說泡沫紅茶嗎? 是呀~
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普普通通囉~
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如果你喜歡的話...我可以每天帶一杯給你...
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那就這麼說定囉!
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從那天起 我就過著每天一杯泡沫紅茶的日子 答應的原因是:不拿可惜
這是今天的 喔耶
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可惜好緊不長 歡樂時光總是過得特別快
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某堂下課 一個二年級的小男生從教室後門直奔教師辦公桌
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此話一出 原本鬧哄哄的教室忽然安靜下來 我可以感覺到視線從四面八方集中
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在那青澀的年代 這是多麼殘酷、卻又無法否認的指控 簡直就像貪污被抓包似的
男生愛女生 ● ● ● 繞圈圈
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女生愛男生 \ \ ╭ \ ╭ \ ╭ / 轉...
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伴隨著全班哄堂的笑聲 我的頭低到再也抬不起來...
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哈 ● 知道了...老師會處理...
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好像沒有比這更丟臉的經驗了
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