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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: HELLRAIDER (OSCAR) 看板: joke 標題: [轉錄][童年] 把瓶蓋收好 時間: Sun Aug 23 14:32:16 2009 ※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: jerry789789 (大便男) 站內: StupidClown 標題: [童年] 把瓶蓋收好 時間: Sat Aug 22 18:18:12 2009 看到有人在六福村遊樂園的遭遇,我不禁想到國中時後校外教學 好像是去九族文化村 那時候青春洋溢的原po,跟青春洋溢的原po的好朋友一起去做一個 忘記叫什麼名字的遊樂設施,只記得大家都要像雲霄飛車一樣坐在設施裡面, 然後欄杆會卡住你 接著外面的透明大蓋子會蓋起來,然後就升很高360度的開始亂轉 小時候的原po非常膽小,所以一直到坐進去時手都還緊緊握著 能夠帶給我勇氣的可口可樂 大家坐定後,那段等待機器開始動的時刻有如去看牙醫時躺在病床上等著被拔牙的感覺 還好我有可口可樂 原po吞了吞喉嚨的口水 轉開可口可樂,喝了一口後對著旁邊的好朋友比了個''沒問題''的手勢 結果突然機器開始動了 操你妹的我還沒關瓶蓋欸!!!!!!!!!! 於是我右手趕緊拿著瓶蓋準備鎖上,結果好死不死機器開始360度轉了 我的視線只看到黑色的可樂倒向我的眼睛 原po嬌喘一聲 手一鬆 模糊的視線只看到可樂在車廂裡恣意的飛著,就像滾筒洗衣機一樣 裡頭的人本來是開心的阿~啊~啊~啊~的叫 後來變成 啊!幹!啊!撒咪毀啊!幹您娘撒小啊! 機器停止後,全部的人都一臉臭臉的走出來, 後頭一個面貌兇狠的男人摟著她的女人,她的女人一臉不爽的在擦臉 那個男人大罵 甘您鄒罵洗丟幾勒咖洨歐北但可樂!!!!! 然後整車的人跟著兇狠的大哥一起左看右看, 這時候原po默默的把手中一直緊握著的瓶蓋收進褲子口袋裡 原po好朋友在旁邊看到這一幕,就轉過頭來對我說 喂!瓶子要不要拿去丟啊?(認真) 然後瞬間十幾個大人的頭用一致的頻率轉過來看著我 我就跑了, 還跑的很快! 板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! ========================================================================== -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.24.144.49
wilsw645:甘您鄒罵洗丟幾勒咖洨歐北但可樂!!!!! 08/22 18:19
tonychen15:真是好朋友耶=ˇ= 08/22 18:20
JasonSin:XXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 18:20
devil115789:好朋友 08/22 18:22
jerome20106:有笑有推 08/22 18:23
liu20306:我笑了XD後來有被追殺嗎? 08/22 18:24
lineagedylan: 好好笑..... 08/22 18:25
jerry789789:後來我跑到安全的地方打手機給好朋友說一聲幹就掛掉了 08/22 18:27
rabbit7630:XD 不過坐遊樂設施怎麼把可樂帶上去喝阿= = 08/22 18:41
a00011111143:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 18:41
nao51aki:XDDDDDDdd 洗衣機好好笑 08/22 18:42
acerwei:笑得好痛.... 08/22 18:44
q911400:有笑沒得推,剛剛推給鴨子了= = 08/22 18:51
loubya:可樂洗衣機 08/22 18:51
traintrain:推= = 08/22 19:00
wayne4102:大笑XDD 08/22 19:00
jessica69568:XDDDD 08/22 19:06
waoky:我猜是偷帶的.. 08/22 19:09
Darefire:你那朋友真的是北七= =+ 08/22 19:15
samuel60712:啊!幹!啊!撒咪毀啊!幹您娘撒小啊!XDDDDDD 08/22 19:31
abc1231qa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 19:33
fenghoho:XD 08/22 19:36
kathymi:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 19:36
hahax52:你朋友看你不爽很久了XD 08/22 19:36
yang114:跟他斷交啦XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 19:37
pertb514:我情不自禁的笑了XD 08/22 19:41
ggl12two2:笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 19:43
sharan0319:XDDDDD 08/22 19:45
rimimi707:我的嘴角情不自禁的上揚了.........XDDD 08/22 19:51
hdyang:有笑有推 08/22 20:03
hohosamuel:狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 20:04
librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 20:05
LDBBS:好多笑點XDDD 08/22 20:05
horry429:好好笑... XD 08/22 20:09
yeadean:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 20:14
nxling0809:哈哈XD 08/22 20:20
secret0716:彰化來著? 還好我沒妹妹 但是有媽媽 洲罵在天上了 08/22 20:21
nxling0809:樓上乾彰化啥事.....是非不分 08/22 20:22
RuvenFilnir:XDDDDDDD 08/22 20:23
chrissuen:很好笑,可是有點危險耶 囧 08/22 20:23
majungyi:哈哈哈 08/22 20:31
peepers:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 20:38
flyplayer:XD 08/22 20:42
qq00405:真是天真的朋友啊 08/22 20:46
mjworld:XDD 08/22 20:46
mjworld:這篇有版標的潛力 08/22 20:48
kb1023:終於找到你了 08/22 20:58
egg61232:笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 20:59
kiba226:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 21:01
ksion:還蠻屌的 無敵可樂瘋火輪XD 08/22 21:09
laolaolvmama:哈哈可樂洗衣機 08/22 21:14
antiarko:好笑XDDDDD 08/22 21:30
henryrita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 21:45
porterlevis:真是好兄弟... 08/22 21:49
tpd:哈哈哈哈哈 畫面一想起來就好好笑!! 08/22 21:57
blacksummer:推!!超有畫面!!竟然真的有這種事!! 08/22 22:02
s93rm6:超好笑....XD 08/22 22:05
ligar: 爆笑 XDDDDD 08/22 22:08
momotalosun:我笑翻了我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 22:32
Terry1984:XDDDD 08/22 22:34
qoomilk:有笑有推 08/22 22:35
masterfuck:▆▅▄拜╰(〒皿〒)╯託▄▅▇◣ 噴可樂,過分嗎? 08/22 22:35
ashinandyida:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 22:35
nolander:超好笑!!!!! 08/22 22:38
airslas2006:有效有推!!!~~~ 08/22 22:45
angel6502:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 22:47
X42680:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDD 08/22 22:48
kang810207:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 22:51
arbalest712:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 22:54
wlxose:看到可樂潑出來,我就狂笑了.....太有畫面了! 08/22 22:55
saisai60:XDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 22:56
to6jo3bj6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 22:59
k8543:笑的好痛 08/22 23:03
lazystar:笑到噴淚 08/22 23:04
s89950:本月最好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 23:07
buryalive:被朋友陰了!! 08/22 23:11
lunate:超有畫面XD 你朋友大概不爽你很久了吧XD 08/22 23:14
sucl:大笑 08/22 23:26
dormice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 23:34
voguehan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 23:34
flyhighhigh:好笑,推一個! 08/22 23:39
youandmeq:我笑死了....推滾筒洗衣機....好有畫面...XDDD 08/22 23:43
scapegoat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 23:50
crystalalala:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 23:53
kenny0822:好有畫面阿XD 肚子好痛 08/22 23:54
whk183920:超有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 23:54
lojve:大笑XDDDDDD 08/22 23:54
z0911810943:嬌喘勒XDDDD 08/23 00:01
tamaderaqa:笑死了 08/23 00:02
iverson0303:XDDDDDD 08/23 00:06
YuChenn:啊!幹!啊!撒咪毀啊!幹您娘撒小啊!XDDD 08/23 00:07
icesnow1228:好有畫面!這篇怎麼沒爆!! 08/23 00:17
fally:XDDDDD 嬌喘~~~ 08/23 00:19
ringotoet:超有畫面啊XD 超好笑的啊哈 08/23 00:21
berry20cosk:甘您鄒罵洗丟幾勒咖洨歐北但可樂!!!!! 08/23 00:24
Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 00:28
blackfield:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 00:50
sakurasheep:好有畫面啊 XDDDDDDD 08/23 00:50
hydelys:嘴角失守XDDDDDDDD 08/23 00:51
pp393952:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 00:54
MATHEQN:XDDDDDD 肚子好痛 08/23 00:54
blanksky:好好笑XDDDDDDD 08/23 00:59
GHOSTYEN:深夜了只剩我一個在這邊大笑哈哈哈哈哈 08/23 01:05
jerry789789:我沒有偷帶啊! 他們好像沒有禁止帶飲料(印象中) 08/23 01:08
falcon423:有笑有推 甘您鄒罵洗丟幾勒咖洨歐北但可樂!!!!! 08/23 01:25
pzr721118:幹!笑到噴淚,超有畫面的啦XD 08/23 01:26
axadda:樓上嬌喘一聲 手一鬆 08/23 01:26
tp6qup3bj6:原po請嬌喘!(認真) 08/23 01:29
satanc:己霸婚阿 哈哈哈哈哈 08/23 01:36
Meerz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 01:37
wen7733:肚子好痛啊~~~ 08/23 01:37
storm0811:肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDD 08/23 01:40
SilverFish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 01:43
Kemuel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 01:46
aron0425:嗚..笑到喘不過氣= =.. 08/23 01:54
ltpin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 01:55
Belialdeng:半夜瘋狂大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 02:04
HenryLai:XD 08/23 02:05
j900086:甘您鄒罵洗丟幾勒咖洨歐北但可樂!!!!! 08/23 02:13
nibelungen26:笑翻XD 08/23 02:19
snowkei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 02:24
wewillwin:所以你要等到七月才能上來PO文了嗎? 08/23 02:29
somopuff:有笑有推 08/23 02:31
lucas01:很有畫面 08/23 02:34
lucas01:不過工作人員應該會先收調你的可樂 08/23 02:36
ayudomoto:我笑到哭了XD 08/23 02:41
daan123:XDDDDDDDD 08/23 02:58
ql6vul4:XDDDDD 08/23 03:02
megaboost:笑到噴淚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 03:06
galoopboy:不能翻譯一下嗎 08/23 03:08
bestshow500:幹 超好笑的阿 08/23 03:12
crabcrabya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 03:15
gemini0237:超級好笑的 啦 08/23 03:22
suho:丟西里~當年害我用可樂洗頭的兇手~哩賣造 08/23 04:45
jamesshot:剛剛才看完絕命終結站3...但是還是頗好笑啦XD 08/23 05:05
annyo:不能大笑 內傷中... 08/23 07:24
turtleone:幫你翻譯 幹妳祖母是哪一個咖小黑白丟可樂.... 08/23 07:51
MediaPlayer:這個好笑到破一百分了 08/23 07:53
takomalu:為什麼不馬上把可樂往嘴裡塞? 08/23 08:02
skyalex2007:笑翻掉 不推不行阿 XDDDD 08/23 08:14
solikegill:有笑有推!!! 08/23 08:33
zaktien:孝道標累!!!! 08/23 09:00
yehpo1102:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 09:49
passguestjay:很久沒這麼大笑了 爽! 08/23 09:56
jafifshn4:有笑有推 08/23 10:16
ddd87521:滾筒洗衣機超有爆點的XDDDDDD 08/23 10:21
kesking:好好笑XDXD 08/23 10:26
mimi0914:我笑到眼淚一直流 08/23 10:26
andy6001:很有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 10:29
wen0079:推 08/23 10:50
wannabreathe:看了兩遍還是好好笑!!!XDDDDDDD 08/23 11:30
maytime:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 11:54
usercl6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 12:07
md965088:看一次笑一次XD 08/23 12:10
Darius1979:超好笑的XDDDD~ 08/23 12:11
kk0704:嘴角失守XDD 08/23 12:37
therthreee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 13:08
l13579:害我把紅茶噴出來了= = 08/23 13:23
Armor:有笑有推,但是看到那堆亂碼就笑不出來了 08/23 13:24
hate56:XDDDDDDDD 08/23 13:28
Asucks:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 13:40
asusbenq:啊!幹!啊!撒咪毀啊!幹您娘撒小啊!XDDDDDD 08/23 13:45
christin0311:超好笑的 我快笑死了 推爆你 08/23 14:17
maydagreen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 14:18
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Edo:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 14:34
flyvsmax:有好笑到~ 08/23 14:37
tf201770:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 14:38
ko901222:太好笑了XD 08/23 14:47
nvalue:XDDDDDDDDD 08/23 14:52
calapopo:超好笑的拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 15:12
io0i4410wa:你朋友真白目 08/23 15:12
rei196:只能給你XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 15:15
gigano1:甘您鄒罵洗丟幾勒咖洨歐北但可樂!!!!! 08/23 15:36
l981:XD工作人員真不專業 08/23 15:37
homer0403:XDDDD 08/23 15:42
escape54321:XDDDD 08/23 15:42
escape54321:好有畫面XDDDD 08/23 15:42
chester06:你這死小孩 (指) 08/23 15:44
timchenegg:甘您鄒罵洗丟幾勒咖洨歐北但可樂!!!!! 08/23 15:44
boyo56:XD 08/23 15:48
ClayCh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 15:48
kevinfu619:XDDDDDD 08/23 15:59
h2ono1:XDDDD 08/23 15:59
icome:好有畫面XDDD 08/23 16:00
Yifong:◢▆▅▄▃拜╰(〒皿〒)╯託▃▄▅▇◣ 喝可樂 還過份嗎? 08/23 16:03
a669022:還好不是射在裡面 08/23 16:04
u61i6m4:啊!幹!啊!撒咪毀啊!幹您娘撒小啊! XDDD 08/23 16:06
wij51271:可樂瓶蓋;這不是被丟了嗎 08/23 16:13
avrilrock:笑死我了 08/23 16:14
yuantaii: 可樂:這不是濺到了嗎? 08/23 16:16
htwbaga: 這不是濺到了嗎?XD 08/23 16:37
shi21:XDDDD 08/23 16:40
toeic:有笑有推 08/23 16:48
xhank76: 可樂:這不是濺到了嗎?XD 08/23 16:51
storyboy520:XD 08/23 17:05
giantwinter:XD 08/23 17:14
INCAS777: XD 08/23 17:21
money0814:我笑到流淚了>"< 可口可樂應該找你代言滴~!!! 08/23 17:23
joe1985u:甘您鄒罵洗丟幾勒咖洨歐北但可樂!!!!! 08/23 17:24
cocoyan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 17:34
kazamiyahiko:甘您鄒罵洗丟幾勒咖洨歐北但可樂!!!!! 08/23 18:19
annitinar:這不是濺到了嗎 08/23 18:24
bearmajik:我快笑死了 可樂:這不是濺到了嗎?XD 08/23 18:26
RainyCity:"這不是濺到了嗎?" 似乎別篇文章先用了 08/23 18:27
royalblood:幹太有畫面了 08/23 18:33
penolove:幹比同音梗好太多了 幹幹幹幹馬久梗退散 08/23 18:35
s902131:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 18:52
danny0210:XDDDDDDD 08/23 19:08
apeeapee:有笑有推 08/23 19:17
kevin6677:就可笨版化? 08/23 19:28
samex4x4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 19:36
ilyvonne:又來了,這不是濺到了嗎XD 08/23 20:27
dulamo:哈哈 08/23 20:53
hchs31705:XDDD 08/23 21:43
kiddmonster:XDDD 08/23 22:12
doubleeking:啵啵啵啵~棒! 08/23 22:24
mars1396:笑到肚子痛 08/23 23:04
paul5566:靠盃 哈哈 08/23 23:06
oku:笑死我了 天阿 08/23 23:08
w9070030:xd.... 08/23 23:09
CN091118:XD 08/23 23:23
hasucker:最後一個很靠被 08/24 00:47
onejay:可樂倒進眼睛裡....可信度不高 08/24 00:54
s86409:XDDD 08/24 01:01
reich719:樓樓上沒想像力 08/24 01:12
kwinner:肚子好痛 不能呼吸了 快要死掉 XDDD 08/24 01:29
leo1:XD! 08/24 01:41
A1AC:推推推好好笑 感謝大大 大公無私分享 解壓縮無誤謝謝 08/24 01:52
asbel:笑到抽動了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 帶上去 有開沒開結果應該沒差XD 08/24 02:04
a31670323:XDDDD 08/24 02:09
suffice: 可樂:這不是濺到了嗎? 08/24 02:18
cyivs33:我有看過邊轉邊吐的小弟弟...周圍四分之一的人都在尖叫 08/24 02:28
ft5hb297:金喝糗 08/24 02:30
cyivs33:不過他玩的是劍湖山的巨大咖啡機 08/24 02:31
ava0810:好好笑XDDDD 08/24 02:41
conankid:XDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 03:00
guanpinpin:襙你妹?聽起來像國中生.......... 08/24 06:22
nadoka:XDDDDDDDDD 08/24 06:38
loloso:給她爆 08/24 08:43
andyliu42:什麼鬼 08/24 09:08
killuaz:XDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 09:14
gahanleeo:XDDD 08/24 10:03
binsho:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 10:12
il2985:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 10:45
RedDracula:啊!幹!啊!撒咪毀啊!幹您娘撒小啊! 笑死我XDDD 08/24 11:20
faye8626:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 12:14
blueshadow:超好笑... 08/24 12:30
cthds:甘您鄒罵洗丟幾勒咖洨歐北但可樂! XDDD 08/24 14:15
MrChiang:超好笑推XDDDDDD 08/24 16:48
tigerflyer:幹超好笑XDDD 08/24 17:08
coladog80928:有大笑有推XD 08/24 19:36
tatle1992:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 20:30
tourgogo:啊!幹!啊!撒咪毀啊!幹您娘撒小啊!====>這句太好笑~有畫面 08/24 21:38
avrilrock:我跟樓上的笑點一樣 08/24 22:36
gsuper:超級好笑 08/24 23:03
eyestea:超級好笑!! 08/24 23:41
crazydomo:一定要推一下!快笑死了~~~ 08/25 00:45
linyap:怎麼髒話也這麼有喜感XDDDDDD 08/25 01:49
lavieboheme: 08/25 04:44
microcarpa:有笑有推 08/25 08:55
dontkissme:有畫面!哈哈 08/25 13:18
polar17:好有畫面XD 08/25 14:06
DCBird033:甘您鄒罵洗丟幾勒咖洨歐北但可樂!!!!! 08/25 20:01
Idonotneed:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/25 21:24
ImMACACO:超級好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/26 00:30
bbbb0000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/26 00:33
max790223:! 08/26 02:05
fan30:爆笑 08/26 10:43
Federerstone:XD 08/26 12:14
alikoko:大笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 08/26 14:46
eyestea:可以爆嗎 08/27 00:15
colpitis:好笑!推! 08/27 02:50
nojoewu:笑到噴淚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 16:04
keepsmile796:大笑 08/28 00:00
mapatt:有笑有推 cc 08/28 09:01
keepsmile796:推爆加油 08/28 12:02
shadowgrace:有笑有推!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/28 14:23
stevefran:爆 08/28 14:39
AlexOil:轉錄至看板 NCHU-FINGRA7 08/28 19:58
Yie:XDD 08/28 21:33
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