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Global joke: Jeremy Lin benching proves Kevin McHale doesn't respect Rockets
difference maker

全球笑話：林坐板凳證明了麥教練不尊重火箭的關鍵球員

原文連結：http://ppt.cc/6eMS

Kevin McHale seemingly cannot help himself. The Houston Rockets coach will
show how little he thinks of Jeremy Lin every opportunity he gets.

麥教練看起來沒辦法控制自己。火箭教練將把握每次機會，顯露出他有多小看林。

The latest is McHale's benching of Lin in Manila for the first leg of the
Rockets Asia trip and his commitment to a new ridiculous routine of rotating
Lin and the unexceptional Patrick Beverley as point guard starters throughout
the rest of the preseason. It's like McHale is forever fixated on trying to
put Jeremy Lin in his place rather than embracing a playmaker with the
ability to help Dwight Howard and James Harden win a championship.

最近的一次是麥教練在馬尼拉-火箭亞洲行的第一站-讓林坐板凳。而麥教練承諾一個可
笑荒謬的的輪值表，林跟不優秀的PB將會在剩下的季前賽輪流先發。似乎麥教練永遠迷
戀於將林放在他覺得該放的位置，而不是接受林是個進攻組織者，能幫助DH12與哈登贏
得冠軍。

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Sure, I'll start you in Taipei where you're a rock star, but only after
making my point in Manila.

當然，我會讓你在台北先發，因為你在那是個搖滾巨星。但是只有在我在馬尼拉表示我的
立場之後。

(我沒看記者會，我不知道這是不是麥教練說的，網頁像是引用，請有看過的人說明一下)
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The New York Knicks would never treat Raymond Felton — a far inferior point
guard to Lin — this way. Heck, the Charlotte Bobcats would hesitate to mess
with a shaky Kemba Walker like this.

尼克絕對不會這樣對待他們的肥頓-遠不如林的PG。唉呀，山貓要這對待他們搖搖欲墜
Kemba Walker的也會猶豫的。

But anything goes with Jeremy Lin — no slight is out of the question. So
he's suddenly pulled as a starter for the second preseason game of his second
season with the Rockets and told to embrace coming off the bench as an
interesting lineup change.

但是只要跟林有關，什麼(鳥)事都會發生—完全沒有一丁點問題。所以在他與火箭第二年
的第二場季前賽，他突然被拉出先發。而且被告知將迎接之後從板凳出發這樣有趣的陣容
改變。

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Here's a news flash for McHale: The Rockets didn't sign Chris Paul in the
offseason. There's no reason to try and marginalize Lin like Omer Asik.

旁邊的大標題：這有個新消息給麥教練-火箭沒有簽到CP3，完全沒有理由像Asik般地去邊
緣化林。
(Asik：我要寫個慘字)

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No matter what you think of Lin's game, it's hard to argue that he hasn't
proven worthy of being an NBA starter. This isn't Tim Tebow. Lin's first full
NBA season averages of 13.4 points, 6.1 assists and 1.6 steals per game —
 despite fluctuating minutes — are more than representative of a good NBA
starter.

無論你怎麼想林的比賽，很難去爭論林還沒有證明自己夠格成為NBA的先發。這不是Tim
Tebow。林的第一個完整賽季平均每場13.4分、6.1助攻、1.6抄截—儘管上場時間波動—
已經比一般的NBA先發還要好了。

It's not just disrespectful to a young player the Rockets are supposedly
committed to, it's also stupid for the team.

這實在是不尊重火箭隊擺出一副致力於年輕球員，這對球隊也是很蠢的一步。

McHale may justifiably love the idea of a great, game-altering sixth man.
After all, the Rockets coach was one of the best sixth men in NBA history
early in his own playing career. But McHale might want to remind himself that
he's not coaching the 1980 Celtics.

麥教練也許名正言順地愛這個主意—一個改變比賽的第六人。畢竟火箭的教練的早期生涯
是NBA的最佳第六人，但是麥教練應該要提醒他自己，他並不是帶領1980的塞爾蒂克。

These 2013-14 Rockets need Lin on the floor for the start of games — and as
much as possible. The offense simply runs better when the ball passes through
his hands. The transcendent talents of Harden and Howard shine through more
when the basketball is moving.

13-14球季的火箭隊需要林先發，而且越多越好。當球從林手中傳出，進攻就變得更好。
當球流動，DH12跟哈登的天賦更能發揮

And please, let's not cite the Rockets jumping to a 12-0 lead over a sleeping
Indiana Pacers team with Beverley as the starter in Manila as any sort of
evidence that the offense is sure to be potent without Lin. The Pacers are
already an elite NBA team — one with little to prove in an ultra early
October preseason game. Roy Hibbert and the Pacers barely seemed aware a game
was going on.

而拜託，不要拿PB先發讓火箭12比0還在睡遛馬來救援，沒有任何的證據顯示林沒上場火
箭進攻會更有力。而溜馬是個NBA的前段班，但一個10月初的比賽證明。Roy Hibbert跟遛
馬完全不知道比賽在幹嘛。

Lin plays well coming off the bench against Indiana, getting into the lane
again and again. But he also played well as the starter in the preseason
opener.

He's clearly worked on his game — and it shows. He'll be a better shooter
this season, a better passer and an even more confident player.

林在對溜馬從板凳出發打的很好，不斷的切入。但是他開季賽作為先發也打的很好。林很
明顯有在練習—而且有表現出來。這一季他會變成更好的射手，更好的傳球手，以及更有
自信的球員。

Doubting Lin
懷疑林

Yo-yoing around his starting role only threatens to erode some of Lin's
confidence. It's hard to see what the real-end game goal is here for McHale
and the Rockets. Do they really think Patrick Beverley is a transformative
player?

動搖他的先發角色只會威脅、侵蝕林的自信。很難看出麥教練跟火箭的最終的目標是什麼
。他們真的覺得PB是能改變比賽的球員？

You know it's a messed up week in Houston sports when Texans coach Gary
Kubiak refuses to bench a faltering, panicky Matt Schaub and McHale refuses
to start an improving, renewed Jeremy Lin.

你知道對休士頓體育這是糟糕的星期，當德州人隊教練Gary Kubiak拒絕板凳步履蹣跚、
恐慌的Matt Schaub，而麥教練拒絕先發成長的、更新過的林。
(德州人隊是NFL美式足球的球隊)

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The Rockets need Lin on the floor for the start of games — and as much
as possible. The offense simply runs better when the ball passes through his
hands.

旁邊的大標題：火箭需要林先發在場上—越多越好。當球從林手中傳出，進攻就變得更好
。
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harder and harder to buy the notion that McHale and Rockets general manager
Daryl Morey really want Jeremy Lin in Houston. Rockets owner Leslie Alexander
is the one who hung up on Morey after watching Lin hit that game winner in
Toronto during the heights of Linsanity. The owner's anger is what drove this
redo and free agent signing.

對於所有他們的公眾抗議跟直持者的訪談，已經越來越難相信麥教練跟火箭總管Daryl
Morey希望林在休斯頓。火箭老板Leslie Alexander就是在看完林來瘋的高潮絕殺暴龍之
後，掛了Morey電話(還是罵了他一頓)。老板的憤怒是驅動這次重簽林的主因。

McHale and Morey? They're still acting like the duo that cut Lin on Christmas
Eve in the first place.

麥教練和Morey？他們還是表現出當初他們在聖誕節前夕釋出林的樣子。

Actions speak louder than words. Jeremy Lin suddenly has to fight for his
starting spot. Yeah . . . that's real belief.

事實勝於雄辯，林突然要爭取自己的先發位置。是阿….這真的很讓人相信阿。

It's hard to imagine Lin still in Houston after his NBA reasonable,
three-year, $25 million contract expires after next season. The Rockets might
be surprised when they later realize that their best chance at a championship
during this Harden-Howard era walked right out the door with Lin. Unless
Morey pulls off another miracle and lures Kyrie Irving to town, that's
exactly what figures to happen.

很難想像林還要帶著3年25M鎂的薪水在休斯頓待到下個球季結束。也許火箭晚點才會了解
，在DH12-哈登時代，他們贏得冠軍最好的機會，已經跟林一起離開了。除非Morey能再變
出個奇蹟誘惑到Kyrie Irving來火箭。而這正在發生。

These Rockets need a good, playmaking point guard to win really big. They
happen to have one on their roster. If only they didn't refuse to see it.

火箭隊需要一個好的進攻組織PG來贏球，他們剛好有一個在輪值表中，只要他們不要假裝
沒看見。

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翻譯後心得：翻譯技能level up!
我已經盡量符合語意，不想翻的太HATE文的感覺，怕失焦。我可能還少翻了點生氣的感覺
XDDD。有錯誤再指出瞜。

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→ plzsmile:感謝派脆大的翻譯！
→ cscscscs22:來朝聖了~~ 派翠大存在感很強大
推 silviasun:謝謝派脆大翻譯
推 summer9021:感謝派脆大翻譯,這篇寫的超棒!!!
推 claudia1419:謝謝派翠克大！
推 zzxzero:推
推 catalase:要教練轉性很難，我只求林還能拿到球洗數據，即使是替補
推 s97730021:感謝派翠克大翻譯～～～
推 bhmok:教練:我應該沒表現的這麼明顯吧
推 fireunicorn:雖然英文這樣寫~但教練並不是這樣說的吧!
→ fireunicorn:熱身賽亂搞...我沒意見...正規賽這樣玩...真的不專業
→ plzsmile:McHale真的連一點尊重都不給Lin，兩場亞洲賽，Lin以NBA唯
→ plzsmile:一的現役亞洲球員出賽，難道他就硬要在這種以Lin為宣傳焦
→ plzsmile:點的場合把他放在替補上？熱身賽又怎樣？這是Lin的場子，
→ plzsmile:他要亂搞回休士頓再搞也不至於這麼令人氣憤！
→ plzsmile:難道Lin以後還有多少機會能重回亞洲打熱身賽？Lin在台北
→ plzsmile:的訪問也說，他會將之視為一生唯一的一次機會，因為他不
→ plzsmile:知道未來是否能有機會再重回台灣打熱身賽。
推 j88072434:感謝派翠克大翻譯!!!!!
推 wuling1001:感謝!派脆大快要復出了吧?! 正規賽?去年不就這樣玩!=.=
→ wuling1001:換成別的先發被這樣搞早就被玩壞了！人善被人欺啊！\ /
→ fireunicorn:肥頓在拓荒者其實也是這樣~@@"
→ fireunicorn:不過我希望今年教練要對Lin有信心阿
→ wuling1001:所以肥頓現在很好嗎? = =a
推 claire612:謝謝翻譯 大推這篇啦
→ fireunicorn:在尼克很好啊~教練很信任他阿~@@"
推 kerotamama:Lin這樣說呀有點感人T.T 其實第四節上不了也很傷他自信
→ wuling1001:所以林也要到別隊(教練信任的隊)就會很好惹！ 結案!XD
→ kerotamama:印象中肥頓在拓荒者是直接和教練對幹 Lin就是個性好...
→ fireunicorn:可是火箭隊除了教練對Lin的使用方式外其他都很不錯啊
→ wuling1001:就是"除 了 Lin"阿 不然要說誰? 他有惡搞別人嗎?= =
→ fireunicorn:Asik也有喔~XDD
→ wuling1001:Asik: 催咪！ (你說呢?) Lin就是人善被人欺！
→ plzsmile:教練對Lin的使用方式就已經是致命傷了！
→ plzsmile:我們一直在抱怨的不也是教練對Lin的使用方式嗎？
推 uuilee:派大敢謝了
推 PTT0000:光火箭教練不信任林惡搞林不就是最大最大的缺點了嗎？請問
→ PTT0000:其他還有什麼好的可以彌補？
→ PTT0000:這篇文章真是說出了林迷之痛！
推 fireunicorn:其實暫時拋開Lin迷的身分~想想在球賽中Lin本身的問題
→ fireunicorn:而Lin又能夠改進~我覺得教練才會重用他~@@"
→ fireunicorn:外線而言...感覺就比去年季初穩多了...
推 wuling1001:為什麼要暫時拋開Lin迷的身分 你都承認教練在惡搞他了
→ wuling1001:就不用再轉移焦點了 教練就是在惡搞他其他都不用解釋了
→ fireunicorn:現在當個定點射手應該可以勝任了~
→ bhmok:不說其它 你給800萬黑人先發第四節放板凳看看
→ fireunicorn:先別急嘛...熱身賽常常都會試新花招...別隊也會阿
→ bhmok:再告訴黑人先發會跟別人輪流先發 XDD
推 wuling1001:是阿 冰箱的花招多得很多到讓人招架不住呢( ′-`)y-～
推 jlu:其實現在保護林的還真的是那800萬...沒這800萬鐵定是替補...
→ fireunicorn:傻傻的人才相信800萬...沒實力...替補還是替補
→ fireunicorn:他的數據早告訴大家是先發...
推 poju1024:如果有群眾基礎可能底氣會大點，但休士頓人也沒有喜歡LIN
→ poju1024:看那爛論壇大部份的言論就知，跟冰箱一個樣= =
→ poju1024:如果他不去休士頓，那城的人超支持他 或許教練也不敢怎樣
→ fireunicorn:還是有啦...之前也有人幫忙說話啊...
推 nancyh:含淚推這篇!QQ 感謝派大翻譯!
推 snowwof:派翠克大.....何時要回來啊?????
推 claudia1419:看這篇文章怎麼會讓人這麼想要爆淚…………
推 snowwof:收到了....還真久XDDDDD
推 albertina:感謝翻譯! 這種文章怎麼不多一點
推 peggie:大推派脆大！
→ peggie:只要LIN在箭隊"被善用"的一天,我一定全心支持球隊奪冠,否則
→ peggie:.....不說了。大家火氣不要太大唷～Peace～
推 jeffliao1:其實以前Lowry在火箭也被這樣玩過，也是直接跟Mchale吵
推 nancyh:唉 但Lin的個性就是不會吵 還說只要能上場就高興..卑微啊><
→ nancyh:現在就最希望Lin要健康  心情不要被搞的受影響!
→ kerotamama:看他說能上場就高興真的很卑微...被搞得他好像有多差QQ
推 wuchao:感謝翻譯：）
推 andyboy315:管你是不是50大球星 你現在是教練 請好好幹
推 senaswong:林好累, 林迷好累........唉
推 akthebest:感謝派脆大翻譯。
推 CC97:這教練不會用PG又不是林來之後才發生的事，奪冠?換教練先!
推 dalepp:感謝翻譯!!!
推 tinamo:感謝翻譯～～
※ 編輯: plzsmile        來自: 118.168.181.222      (10/12 22:49)
推 flow1978:火箭搞到全世界都知道他們將來沒意願留林了，真是可笑。
推 seto:Texans那段是說  總教練還是不願意將先發的QB Matt Schaub
→ seto:下放板凳  去年的Texans打得不錯  今年有點鳥  有聲音傳出要
→ seto:換掉先發的QB  認為它可能退化了
推 l23:戰績決定一切...若是火箭打得好  McHale就會繼續這樣做
→ kevin0733:很難想像林的三年25M合約結束後還會留在休士頓
推 soulbug:McHale真的是PG殺手 我想未來McHale教練會沒有明星PG可用
推 poju1024:那幾個包含LIN牌子不夠大，要是真盤來CP3等級，包準
→ poju1024:見風轉舵，連鬍子他都得小心翼翼拱著，更何況牌子更大的
推 VieriKing:派脆不死!!
推 Wolfken:很明顯的McHale就是種族歧視呀...不然林這種成績，還要競
→ Wolfken:爭先發位置真是見鬼了，比佛利就替補的料，誰都看得出來
→ Wolfken:只有白目酸民才會覺得比佛利可以是明星PG...
→ kerotamama:應該不到種族歧視~ 我覺得就是打球風格不合胃口吧?@@
→ kerotamama:像是防守 很明顯他們就欣賞單防壓迫性高八爪式防守
→ kerotamama:喜歡安全風險性低傳球失誤少 不欣賞全壘打式傳球失誤高
推 Wolfken:比佛利失誤沒少到哪...他也很常腦衝敗球，然後過於積極的
→ Wolfken:防守很容易就惹上犯規麻煩，另外那也不一定比較有效率，數
→ Wolfken:據證明林的防守其實跟比佛利差不多
→ Wolfken:基本上今天林換成隨便另外一個人，這種成績一定是不動先發
→ Wolfken:現在早就是爽爽每場打個2x分鐘，然後下場看學弟拼位置了
→ Wolfken:還要搞這全球笑話肯定是教練有問題
→ bhmok:林就是不敢全力出手 數據不漂亮教練要怎樣冰也沒話說
→ bhmok:數據拉到18pts 6as 多4分再冰就會有所謂專家出來幫腔了
推 deathsman:不一定是種族歧視啦 不要扣人家這麼大的帽子
→ deathsman:但偏見肯定是有的