[轉錄][轉錄]Re: [笑話] 三聚氰胺簽名檔

作者singje (傑ㄦ)

標題[轉錄][轉錄]Re: [笑話] 三聚氰胺簽名檔

時間Sat Oct 4 12:43:32 2008

※ [本文轉錄自 singje 信箱] 作者: easter404 (相約在下一個轉角處.....) 看板: NTU-OMIH96 標題: [轉錄]Re: [笑話] 三聚氰胺簽名檔時間: Mon Sep 29 00:26:54 2008 ※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: honoYang (花生省魔術) 看板: joke 標題: Re: [笑話] 三聚氰胺簽名檔時間: Sat Sep 27 06:05:24 2008 為什麼那邊那個人那麼傷心呢? ││││││ 因為他是台灣人啊，吃的比我們還毒哩! 2.5ppm ˍ︵ │││ 還好我們 0.5ppm ◥ ◥ 2ppm ╱ ╱▏ ││ 不用吃… ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ │￣▏ ˍ 0ppm | | | ╱ ╱ ﹨ ◥◢ ￣（||） ω ╯ ㄦ新聞快報：農委會跟進放寬飼料2.5ppm ││││││ 2.5ppm ˍ○ │││ 還好我們 0.5ppm ☆ ☆◥ ◥ 2ppm ╱ ╱▏ ││ 不用吃… ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ︴│￣▏ ︴ ☆ ˍ 0ppm ⊙ ⊙ ⊙ ╱ ╱ * ◥◢ ￣（||） ω ╯ ㄦㄎ..ㄎ.. 2.5ppm 2.5ppm 2.5ppm ˍ○ │││ 0.5ppm ☆ ☆◥ ◥ 2ppm ╱ ╱▏ ││ 2.5ppm ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ︴│￣▏ ︴ ☆ ˍ 0ppm ⊙ ⊙ ⊙ ╱ ╱ * ◥◢ ￣（||） ω ╯ ㄦ　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　我把你們當人看！@∩＿＿＿∩　　　　　　　　　 ˋ @　/︵　︵ ˋ| 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 (⊙)(⊙) ˋ ≡ (_●_ )　 | (扭) ミ﹑|∪|　 ≡╴╴╴ ／﹨ˊ ノ　＿＿＿ˊ （台灣豬）　　　（台灣狗）　（台灣魚） ) ／＼驅政府 \ ╴--一- ╴ー ╴--一- ╴ー ╴--一- ╴ー﹀＼ \ (／" " )". (／" " )". (／" " )". ╲ ╴ \ :/　 :::: :/　 :::: :/　 :::: ˊ ＿） :i ─":| :i ─":| :i ─":| { ／\ | ˋ..::: ij(_● ˋ..::: ij(_● ˋ..::: ij(_● (( ∪ r"0→2.5r ﹑ r"0→2.5r ﹑ r"0→2.5r ﹑ :|| ppm |' i。 :|| ppm |' i。 :|| ppm |' i。 :|:|　　 |　|: :|:|　　 |　|: :|:|　　 |　|: :ˋ| ::| | : :ˋ| ::| | : :ˋ| ::| | : :, ::( ::} :, ::( ::} :, ::( ::} :|' ::ˋ_ˊ ::|' ::ˋ_ˊ: :|' ::ˋ_ˊ 幹！沒想到馬被同類表了！ …… 幹! 等等我要去炸了農委會! 2.5ppm ˍ︵ │││ 我想去 2.5ppm ◥ ◥ 2.5ppm ╱ ╱▏ ││ 美國依親 ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ │￣▏ ˍ2.5ppm ⊙ ⊙ ⊙ ╱ ╱ ﹨ ◥◢ ￣皿 ω ╯ ㄦ -- 人類腦結石害我們也中槍咦你們也2.5〝 " 〞為什麼... 我2.0~ 2.5ppm ˍ○ 我救不了你們 2.5ppm ◥ ◥ 2.5ppm ◥ ◥ ╱ ╱▏ ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◤CHINA ◥ │￣▏ ˍ 0ppm ∪ ◣ ◢ ◎ ＜　 ╱ ╱ ﹨ ◥◢ ￣（||） ω （||） ω2.0ppm ╯ ㄦ -- 我又有毒啦~我又沒有毒啦~喝我啊笨蛋! │ ╱ ﹨ ……幹…… . ▂ 〞 │ ￣◢◥▃ ◢ 三聚氰胺0.24ppm ◤◥ ′ * × . │╮ │▲│ 吭鈴~ ＊〃﹀陸﹀、﹡ ＊ │小 ◤￣◥ ╯ 董茲董茲董茲...靠杯啊 ‧ 奶 (灑花) 、 │便◥ 匡啷啷~ ╯ 嘈嘈切切錯雜彈，〈﹀ │斗 ◢ ◢╯ ...大珠小珠落玉盤! -- 手牽手一步二步三步四步望著天 by limitex ．看腰子一顆兩顆三顆四顆結成石．． ◥ ◥ ． ◤ ◥◤ ◥ ˍ甘我屁事.. ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ ．． | | | | ﹨ ▌ ▌ ．￣ ◣（||） ω╯ ㄦ台﹀港 -- ┌─┐ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ ／▔▔＼／▔▔＼／▔▔＼／▔▔＼羨慕... 台灣人: │ ││ ││ ││ │ ◥ ◥ 我的選擇比你們多 │2.4ppm││1.8ppm││0.3ppm││3.5ppm│◤ ◥◤ ◥ ˍ ζ_ ● │ ││ ││ ││ │ | | | | ﹨ V█﹚ └───┘└───┘└───┘└───┘￣ ◣（||） ω╯ ㄦ〈│ 參考cerement limitex laechan 製作 by ker0r0-\ ． . ‧ ‧ . . ． . ‧ · ． . ‧ 老伴～說好了，今天結石了嗎？ ● ● 你一顆、我一顆喔～ /台\/港 -- ★rosolind 下次有機會再讓你用身體還XD ★Crazyloveyou 下次有機會再讓你用身體還XD ★Celice [廣播]我愛5566!! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.112.94.109 ※ 編輯: honoYang 來自: 140.112.94.109 (09/27 06:06)

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