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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: barcar (巴嘎) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [大哭] 內褲與屁股 時間: Sat Oct 27 21:48:56 2007 關於人生裡在笨版的第一po,就成為版標,感到非常訝異! ,覺得自己應該po出我叔叔與他老婆的其他笨事。 但是有鑑於殺價這件事,只有血腥與暴力,及近乎搶劫的情節,笨點很低。 而且被我那個線上遊戲狂的媽阻止,她覺得要是親戚有人看見,會不好意思, 所以,我決定出賣我自己~v( ̄︶ ̄)y 如果,不小心被發現曾把叔叔的糗事po上來,至少,我也可以含著淚說: 不要怪我,我也在笨版壯烈犧牲了! 可是,媽你想太多了,又不是人人跟你一樣,會組隊打怪,還上巴哈跟ptt。 媽,我在這裡!﹨(╯▽╰)∕ 唉!不知道我媽知不知道她笨蛋女兒人生裡有好幾次在外人面前露屁股。 從小我就是被大人懷疑投胎時忘了帶上"八兩重"來的女生,生性粗魯。 (註:八兩重:請以台語發音,老人家形容男生的生X器,至於你的有沒有達八兩重, 可以秤秤看告訴我。XD) 念國中的時候,因為有男生,為了可以把裙子撩起來搧風,不得已只好多穿安全褲。 可是,天助我也,高中念了純女校,可以維持腳開開的坐姿,超~涼~爽~ ,安全褲就成了高中生活的歷史名詞。 某一天,入秋的時節,學校尚未換季,我從文化中心讀完書要回家的路上, 剛好經過憲兵隊的側門,卻突然高樓風大作,我的裙子,就像開花的傘, 全部都往臉上撲,一陣手忙腳亂,好不容易,才把裙子都塞到兩腿之間,用腳夾好。 然後,撿起因為過於慌亂掉在地上的書袋,邊彎腰我還一邊環顧四周, 幸好,根本沒有路人.................................. 但是,憲兵隊側門有~衛~兵!o(〒﹏〒)o 沒關係,依我聰明的腦袋記憶中,衛兵是一動也不能動的,他就像柱子一樣無害, 果然他不負使命一動也不動,在他的眼光注視下,我拍了拍裙子, 驕傲地挺身向前走了幾步,突然空氣中爆開一陣近乎恥笑的笑聲。 我轉頭往斜後方看,他已經笑到蹲在鐵門下方,甚至有點上氣不接下氣。 我真的覺得他污辱了國家尊嚴,整個火起來,個人尊嚴置之於度外, 準備回頭去罵他。 很好,剛好他的長官很生氣地出現命令他站好,他努力想站好,可是還是不停的笑, 一邊用手指著我,這時候他的長官,也順這他指的方向,朝我看過來, 突然爆出一句:什麼?!阿罵內褲! 然後,跟他的衛兵一起笑到彎腰~o(〒﹏〒)o -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 122.126.13.97
kayajoke:圖勒~沒圖沒真相 10/27 21:49
BestEgg:阿罵內褲的圖嗎!! 10/27 21:51
DragonQuest:內褲沒圖沒真相! 10/27 21:51
s900527:沒圖沒真相 10/27 21:54
imbattle:靠~有後勁! 10/27 21:54
kissrober:挖勒~~~笑到肚子痛了啦,我一開始還以為是憲兵的褲子爆 10/27 21:56
kissrober:開了一 一||| 10/27 21:57
kissrober:然後原PO大叫:阿~~~~小YG>////< 10/27 21:57
evabird:太好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 21:58
didilala:有好笑到..文化中心+憲兵隊..我猜原PO基隆人 10/27 22:01
breeze1110:原來就是妳!!!! XD 10/27 22:02
mayfirst:XDDDDDDDD 10/27 22:04
CestLaV:XDDDDDDDD 10/27 22:07
ricewineduck:o(〒﹏〒)o 10/27 22:07
sovala:XD基隆人 10/27 22:08
samename10:XD基隆星人 10/27 22:09
Hateson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 22:10
lonelycetus:XDDDDDD 阿罵內褲 10/27 22:12
stoub:那些臭男生好過分喔 = = 10/27 22:13
Yawper:哈哈 XDDD 10/27 22:17
hDarrenh:基隆人推一個XD 10/27 22:17
Tsukaima:哈基隆星人XD..那我也是^_^Y 10/27 22:16
KillerG:媽的我狂笑阿XDDDDDDDDD 基隆人推 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 10/27 22:17
stoorz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 22:18
hi5705:XD 10/27 22:19
ake2134cr9d:阿罵內褲魔人!! 10/27 22:20
Zhangyuan:XDD 10/27 22:22
elva0710:基隆人推 XDDDDDDD 10/27 22:26
riverflows:我的少說也有30兩重 10/27 22:27
fishclamp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 22:35
aa0213: 請附圖,這樣我比較能做出客觀的診斷,我絕對沒邪念。 10/27 22:36
dogboss:基隆人推 XDDDDDDD 10/27 22:36
howshouw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 22:39
nevr: 基隆人推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 22:41
ssyanzi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 22:46
geminizest:XD 10/27 22:46
andybbcx: 請附圖,這樣我比較能做出客觀的診斷,我絕對有邪念。 10/27 22:48
ikikalal:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 22:51
KCKCLIN: 請附圖,這樣我比較能做出客觀的診斷,我絕對有邪念。 10/27 22:52
TriX0102:為什麼他的長官也看的到你穿阿罵內褲?? 10/27 22:54
lexwu200212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 22:57
kidd100: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 23:02
luo19:原來當年害我被禁足三天,穿著阿罵內褲的女孩是妳喔XD 10/27 23:10
codcape:禁足三天?應該是禁假一個月,長官寫報告五十份 10/27 23:18
cuttlefish:我可以報名跟妳媽媽一起組隊打怪嗎>////< 10/27 23:20
opray:阿罵內褲超好笑的 XDDDDDDY 10/27 23:26
Yeephen:基隆人推 學妹推XDD 10/27 23:29
thomasqqq:XDDDDD 10/27 23:32
lkkppio:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 23:34
xzaswq:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/27 23:34
Guenole39:XDDD 10/27 23:40
auloveayumi:笑死我也XDDDDDDD 10/27 23:46
viplkimo:基隆人推~馬上浮出憲兵隊XDDDDDDDD還有~學妹你好XDDDD 10/27 23:54
anochen:推基隆人 又原po媽是打哪個遊戲? 為了部落...... 10/27 23:58
pun098751012:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 00:02
stupidcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 00:14
ericlov:阿罵內褲,辣喔......(~^O^~) 10/28 00:24
theskyofblue:XDDDDDDDD 10/28 00:28
matcha:XDXDXD 10/28 00:40
suyuting:後勁好強XDDDDD 10/28 00:42
knnioio:XDXDXDXD 10/28 00:48
l52174:有笑有推 10/28 00:53
sixpoint:XDDDDDD 10/28 00:53
yiwenc:基隆人+女中推 10/28 00:59
jeff3301:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 01:02
tc021323:真慘~~~~~~~可是很好笑XDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 01:35
takeshiN:基隆人一定要推 看到文化中心+憲兵 想想一定是!! XDD 10/28 01:40
robbiking:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 01:42
herro0816:推~~~阿罵內褲~~~~~~~~~ 10/28 01:44
MMQSben:鄉民絕對不只十兩重 10/28 02:07
Ducky1002:基隆推~~~哈哈 10/28 02:31
lpc1:好一個阿罵內褲!!!XDDDDD 10/28 02:34
jung825:好好笑XD 原PO穿阿罵內褲 10/28 02:35
spooky221:這...你不是塞好了嗎?怎麼他長官也看到啦? 10/28 02:42
ROCAF:阿罵內褲有好笑到XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 02:47
ccdot:應該是看到的憲兵告訴他長官的啦~ 10/28 02:54
Aseven:XDDDDDDDD 10/28 03:41
flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/28 06:47
y2k2001year:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 07:07
linux09x:安全褲和內褲差在哪?不都只是褲子嗎 10/28 07:12
sevenpiao:推基隆人 XDD 10/28 08:54
jarlia:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 09:51
sean721:XDDDDDDDDD 10/28 10:05
libramai:我被阿罵內褲擊沈了XD 超好笑啦~ 10/28 10:14
gilbert1114:基隆人推~~~~~ 10/28 10:22
christianSK:我想知道叔叔勒? 10/28 10:54
minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 11:00
Yie:XD 10/28 11:37
kickyourass:基隆人必推!!!!!!!!!! 10/28 12:28
maymia:基隆人推 10/28 12:48
chi751101:基隆人推.....我超愛跑到憲兵前大喊"1.2.3.木頭人!囧 10/28 12:59
a755081:推阿罵內褲的圖勒~ 10/28 13:15
wln:文化中心+憲兵隊~~~推~ 10/28 13:37
slps9061311:什麼是阿罵內褲啊?? 10/28 13:45
vizjeco:XDDDDDDDDD 10/28 13:59
winddolphin:金逼哀 XDD 10/28 14:25
alien0802:女中人推~ 10/28 14:30
sinphone:很想替你抱不平但是真的很好笑XDDDDDDD 10/28 14:33
shinloving:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 14:47
cheesegp:我也基隆人 妳女中的吼 10/28 14:51
pen047:哈…看樣子應該是女中的…基隆人推一個(憲兵辛苦了,拍肩) 10/28 14:57
libe103:基隆人推一個! 10/28 15:22
sukimaki:基隆人大笑推XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 15:25
porcupine: 什麼?阿罵內褲?! 10/28 16:14
snowywing:女中人推 10/28 16:44
ciaqq:基隆女中 推,看到文化中心+憲兵隊立即覺得八成是基隆~^^~ 10/28 17:05
Gonocurrus:小胖妹 說好不哭得 哈哈哈 10/28 17:07
RainInNight:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 17:13
debris:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 17:58
sakura90411:基隆人推 10/28 18:05
Islandia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD這好強 10/28 18:53
cindy78127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 19:00
enutn:圖來鑑定一下是安全褲還是阿罵內褲吧~我絕不會帶有邪念滴 10/28 19:12
ayumifan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 19:15
ColaCola:噗 兩個都該禁足 XD 10/28 19:45
sweeta:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 19:46
angeldusty:笑死人了XDXDXD 10/28 19:58
vector210:XD 屠圖 10/28 19:59
shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 20:08
monJ:有笑有推XDDDDDDD 10/28 20:15
butatu:XDDDDDDD 10/28 20:20
minge:XD 太爆笑了!!! 10/28 20:37
Alanse:99 10/28 20:41
a27281591:爆 10/28 20:42
Alanse:碰 10/28 20:42
roly:我幫你寫個慘字... 10/28 21:09
rightcommon:同是基隆人推一個!!........我也笑了!! 10/28 21:14
geniusmrlai:XD 10/28 21:15
gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 21:32
ufomusic:同是基隆人...幫忙推一個XD 10/28 21:57
kjm1104:xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd 10/28 22:31
maple0229:我能體諒那個憲兵XDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 22:34
mingpsy:XD 10/28 22:38
kotex17:XD 10/28 23:05
gohf:好過份XD 10/28 23:33
missin:阿罵你好~ 10/28 23:35
votinna:XDDDDD 同為飛過裙子的人...我完全了解你心中的感覺 10/29 00:14
PIGTrue:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 00:21
witness0828:憲兵跟長官相覷兒笑的樣子好鮮明阿XDDDDDDDDD 10/29 00:24
wmwieqo:看到最後我笑了!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 00:27
little192:女中人推~ 10/29 01:06
Judicator:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 01:11
merrope:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 01:20
blithy:後勁好強XD 10/29 01:51
Ice9:可惡,該把這兩個憲兵塞到基隆港的。 10/29 06:12
yunyime:女中人推~~xddd 10/29 10:45
chou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 10:54
monnom:XDDDDD 10/29 14:14
alin5:XDDD 10/29 14:40
lynnping:超好笑的…XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 14:50
GoVenice:轉錄至看板 Keelung 10/29 15:13
Jacktang:基隆人推!!!!!XD 10/29 15:29
soul0223:基隆人推~ 10/29 16:09
fantasticmi:XDDDDDD 10/29 16:20
lovershouse:推基隆人 10/29 21:02
lonely0830:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 22:46
clevergirl:基隆人推~ 10/30 00:39
direye:基隆人推~ 10/30 01:08
qqkelo:基隆人一定要推 10/30 02:03
songsongboy:基隆人推 10/30 14:02
jds66:囧~~原PO實在太不小心拉 10/30 18:36
flylay:推 基隆人 + 女中 10/31 13:01
yuyemoon:基隆人推XDDDDDDDDD 10/31 20:51
guhong:我也笑了 10/31 21:44
kl40:基隆人推~~ 11/01 22:34
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a19897811:基隆人+女中+阿罵內褲推!!X 11/05 02:52
baruti:基隆人推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 18:06