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※ [本文轉錄自 Zor31026 信箱] 作者: Wei135.bbs@ptt2.cc (Wei135.bbs@ptt2.cc) 標題: [joke] 洗車 時間: Wed Aug 19 11:05:40 2009 作者: ZZZZZZZZZ9 (Z9) 標題: [轉錄][耍冷] 洗車 時間: Tue Aug 18 22:10:19 2009 作者: moboo (一抹布拉格的晚霞) 看板: joke ───────────────────────────────────── 朋友最近買了一台二手車,但是超過十年了, 雖然前一個主人有細心保養,但烤漆也是傷痕累累 所以他想送去位在中和的鈑烤廠, 把烤漆重新烤過,加上全車美容,至少這樣會感覺煥然一新。 他不熟這種二手車保養的價格,所以找我陪他去。 到了修車廠,我問了裡面資深的師父這台車全車烤漆、再加美容要多少。 他用計算機打了四萬元! 「靠,怎麼這麼貴?」我脫口而出。 沒想到他說: 拜託!附清潔耶! -- ███████ ███████ █▅█▅█▅█ ███████ 耶有fans做美工~ ▋ ≧ ≦ ˙ ˙ cosplay ︶  ▋████▋█ ███████ ██▅█▅██ ███████ ψyuuforever -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 67.165.106.143
cyrus017:有笑~~~~ 08/18 10:42
LABOYS:不錯 08/18 10:43
herson8852:XD 08/18 10:43
ArodSUCKS:我自己開車來的耶 不能算便宜點喔 08/18 10:44
jinton:ㄏ哈哈哈哈哈 ㄏ 08/18 10:44
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※ 編輯: moboo 來自: 67.165.106.143 (08/18 10:46)
david5192003:狂笑~~~~~~~~ 08/18 10:46
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i9225:讚喔 08/18 10:53
carib:看了第2遍才看懂XD 08/18 10:54
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ds1441:這個好,合情合理又針貶時事 08/18 10:57
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icq87093661:少一個字 上面那篇也很棒很自然啊怎沒人推 08/18 11:45
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asia261:沒想到是這個梗XD 推一個 08/18 12:00
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ikkk:XDDDDDDD 滿分!!!無可挑剔~~~~ 08/18 12:27
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markx:就可政黑化 嘴角沒動 08/18 15:37
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