噓 lf2game2002:去抓X片啦 連阿斯都不暸 噓114小光頭 09/21 11:09
噓 lf2game2002:再噓本人飛死宅男這一句= =+ 09/21 11:28
→ lo33:阿嘶~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 09/21 13:06
→ piecevan:上"萎雞百科"搜尋:[巧克男孩]! 09/21 16:11
有鑑於本人非死宅男~~~
因此,本人一直搞不懂我的宅男室友坐在電腦前不斷的呢喃~~"阿嘶~~~"
是三小意思~~
特此發文,讓同為X男的各位同學幫我解答~~好嗎??
為了感謝各位
特此附上本人在大一英文課堂上的英語自我介紹
HELLO EVERYONE MY NAME IS XXX
MY ENGLISH NAME IS XXXXX
MOST PEOPLE CALL MY NICKNAME 光頭......囧
YOU MAY ASK ME WHY DO I CLIP MY HAIR LIKE THIS.
MY ANSWER IS THAT I THINK SHAVEN-HEAD STAND FOR DISCIPLINE
AND IT'S MY WAY TO SHOW MY " LOYALTY " TO MY COUNTRY~~~~台下一遍驚呼
然後我的老師狐疑的問我
"WHY DO YOU THINK SHEAVEN HEAD STAND FOR YOUR LOYALTY TO YOUR COUNTRY"
我回答:
"BECAUSE MY IDOL IS 蔣介石 "~~~~台下交頭接耳......囧
然後我的老師又問我
"BUT MOST PEOPLE THINK HE IS A DICTATOR"
然後我又說
"THAT IS RIGHT BUT I THINK HE HAS SOME MERITS THAT WE CAN LEARN SUCH AS
LEADERSHIP"
以下省略~~然後我就結束了一次充滿驚呼的自我介紹
拜託~~有這麼嚴重嗎??
大家覺得怎樣= =!!
正直都覺得許純美很正了= =|||(建博可以做證= =)
所以偶像是蔣介石還遜多了勒~~
偶像是許純美才屌吧!!
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