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作者Winson1017 (堂哥讓我爆)
看板KS98-302
標題[趣事] 誰賣了我的資料?
時間Sun Dec 5 13:02:16 2010
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1CZw2Y6m ] 作者: Winson1017 (坐北潮男) 看板: joke 標題: [趣事] 誰賣了我的資料? 時間: Wed Sep 15 00:19:26 2010 以下是我堂哥發生的真實故事 我堂哥在MSN上的名字叫黃哈梅,是當初申請hotmail時留的;申請商周會員就叫黃商周,申請雅虎 就叫黃雅虎....直到有一天電話推銷打給他 "黃中信先生嗎?" 他就知道中信把他的個資賣掉了 -- 國小的時候 女生喜歡 隔壁的大哥哥 男生喜歡 年輕的正妹 國中的時候 女生喜歡 在班上出風頭的男生 男生喜歡 年輕的正妹 高中的時候 女生喜歡 會打籃球又帥的學長 男生喜歡 年輕的正妹 大學的時候 女生喜歡 有汽車的人 男生喜歡 年輕的正妹 進入社會後 女生喜歡 有錢有房有車的人 男生喜歡 年輕的正妹 所以說 女生是善變的 男生是專情的 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 71.95.221.26
推 wilsmart:這招不錯耶 09/15 00:20
推 abc0922002:先記起來 09/15 00:21
噓 montes3388:中信?你是指銀行嗎? 09/15 00:22
推 oilgreen:這招 真的 不錯!!!! 09/15 00:23
推 miyamodo2007:讚! 09/15 00:24
推 Lavchi:!!!!!!!!!!!!!學起來 09/15 00:24
推 payton00045:黃批踢嗎? 09/15 00:25
→ l1l1l1l1:學起來XD 09/15 00:25
推 VaLenTi1007:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:26
推 h1239059:推!! 09/15 00:27
→ CapriciousX:不錯! 這招很妙! 09/15 00:27
→ rererere147:ψ-(._. )> 09/15 00:28
→ tkhunter:不錯！不過這樣學起來，會不會大家的名都一樣.... 09/15 00:29
推 damnwow: 田噗浪 ? 09/15 00:31
推 rsy:怪怪的!!!如果是銀行或信用卡應該是本名 怎麼可能用假名? 09/15 00:31
推 l1l1l1l1:中信的問卷吧我猜 09/15 00:35
推 quietvox:這招有妙XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:37
→ dog5566:堂哥 = 表哥 09/15 00:39
歹勢,打錯了,是堂哥
推 rssh0106:會爆喔 09/15 00:39
推 ahuahala:天才 09/15 00:43
推 curstwings:堂哥還是表哥 XD 09/15 00:44
推 ox12345xo:強!!是真的嗎?? 09/15 00:44
嗯啊,是真的!!
推 Stockton:好強！借轉！ 09/15 00:45
推 avrilrock:超強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:47
推 smaljohn:酷招 09/15 00:47
推 bladder:高招阿XDDDDD 09/15 00:47
推 jerry0172005:XDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:48
推 shi21:XD 高招啊! 09/15 00:54
推 legstrong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:55
推 abc0922001:轉八卦版!! 09/15 00:55
推 SWW:高招!!!! 09/15 00:56
推 wind164:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:56
推 bt222:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:57
推 r9k256:高人 09/15 00:57
推 superivan:那以後大家的資料不就都...X中信 X雅虎 X台灣 09/15 00:58
推 janelin07:這招好酷XD 09/15 00:59
推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:59
推 gain:為什麼msn是哈梅？ 09/15 01:00
推 playinging:妙招XD 09/15 01:00
推 medama:hotmail 09/15 01:00
推 cocoyan:天才啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:00
推 shiro923:這招也太強 XD 09/15 01:01
→ mikai:gain大都不把文章看完...原po要哭哭了 09/15 01:01
推 lotlfyt:XD 09/15 01:01
推 LoCKeR941010:============說好的堂哥呢========================= 09/15 01:01
推 ca11ll0:GJ 09/15 01:01
推 a3225737:XDDDDDDDDD會爆 先卡位 09/15 01:01
→ abc0922001:"ho"t "ma"il 09/15 01:01
推 ckntu828:如果申請台灣大哥大 不就叫黃胎哥了= =?? 09/15 01:02
推 elwyn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:04
推 blackcellar:=====================黃伊莉======================= 09/15 01:04
推 BcBc:XDDDD 09/15 01:04
謝謝各位大大們的支持囉!!小弟跪謝
推 secscy:高招 09/15 01:05
推 atron:GJ! 09/15 01:07
※ 編輯: Winson1017 來自: 71.95.221.26 (09/15 01:08)
推 nick0367:厲害!! 09/15 01:07
推 blueocean29:黃辜苟 黃玉山 黃小七 黃你家 ....... 09/15 01:08
推 shibaookenta:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:10
推 atron:KSHS推 09/15 01:10
推 gary27:推一下強者...原來是中信啊... 09/15 01:11
推 tom0857:麻吉給推!!!! 09/15 01:12
→ tom0857:有笑有推!!!!!! 09/15 01:13
推 sghseattle:我的嘴角不爭氣的動了一下 09/15 01:13
推 weigod:XD 09/15 01:13
推 alpachino:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:13
推 roxiang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:14
推 v047806192:會爆!!!! 09/15 01:14
推 WilliamWill:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 100分 09/15 01:15
→ oilgreen:我喜歡!!!!!!!! 09/15 01:16
推 ecbytesan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:16
推 alentek:XD 09/15 01:17
→ kuro50624:XDDDDDDD 09/15 01:21
推 x007:你好 我叫黃積玫 09/15 01:22
→ a2156700:好妙 09/15 01:23
噓 syforever:i dont like la 09/15 01:23
噓 yeskia0314:低調一點 09/15 01:23
推 atron:舔蕾哥給推 09/15 01:25
→ daflcorn:我是用不同姓氏耶，如果接到要找吳先生的...嗯= =+ 09/15 01:25
→ daflcorn:不過這招 太高招了! 09/15 01:26
推 Demogorgan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:27
推 ueu72312:超屌!!! 09/15 01:32
推 ksksks:黃紅椰先生你好~ 09/15 01:32
推 b121106992:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 高招 09/15 01:33
推 remix7:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:34
推 worshipA:XDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:34
推 waynesun:姓胡的怎麼辦?胡商周...(服喪中) 09/15 01:34
→ remix7:糟糕，一堆人都叫紅爺 09/15 01:35
推 fg008kimo:強!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:35
推 woajw:糟糕 一堆人要叫洪爺了 09/15 01:38
噓 hahn:幫低調!!!好招 09/15 01:40
→ abc0922002:樓上= =+ 09/15 01:40
噓 berniechen:中信不是銀行嗎?最好銀行可以用假名啦 09/15 01:42
可能我堂哥做問卷調查吧 ※ 編輯: Winson1017 來自: 71.95.221.26 (09/15 01:44)
推 DASUN:黃劈吐 09/15 01:44
推 ru04ul4:問卷被賣掉...嗯... 09/15 01:48
推 RushMonkey:天才 XDDDD 09/15 01:48
噓 jjkk119:幫低調 09/15 01:50
噓 devin0329:幫低調 絕妙好招XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! 09/15 01:51
推 adonistc:這招真的超屌 09/15 01:52
噓 kstkst:幫低調XDD 09/15 01:53
→ ansath:高手! 09/15 01:53
推 HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:56
推 xxx22088:高手！！！ 09/15 01:58
推 pabubai:高手 (筆記... 09/15 02:01
推 srtny:真實故事XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 02:03
推 forRITZ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD高手 09/15 02:04
推 hans0913:這篇笑中含掛阿XDD 09/15 02:05
噓 vespar:高手! 低調 09/15 02:05
推 Roris:靠，為什麼我覺得超好笑。 09/15 02:09
→ apiod:這招不錯 09/15 02:09
推 ewewew:好招推一個... 09/15 02:17
推 huabandd:高手!!! 09/15 02:20
推 kevinfu619:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 02:41
推 LoveBea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 02:45
推 jayhang:高手！！ 09/15 02:56
推 Subaudition:推一個 XD 09/15 03:20
推 erilinda:高手XD! 記起來 09/15 03:24
推 ooXD:好方法XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 03:31
→ samhou6:ㄟㄟ 該低掉了 別讓它上新聞 09/15 03:33
噓 samhou6:低調 09/15 03:35
推 CREA:有笑有推 09/15 03:38
推 godanddevil:好方法! XD 09/15 03:38
噓 DancingDoll:幫低調 好方法!!! 09/15 04:32
→ benxa:超好笑XDDDD 09/15 04:44
噓 gg889g8:要低調 09/15 04:54
推 flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 05:32
推 jeffl0402:全民抓洩露個資的時代來臨了... 09/15 05:39
推 elfswordsman:好笑 XD 09/15 06:24
感謝各位大大的鼓勵,為了證明這不是我自己亂編的而是我堂哥真正遇到的事情 http://ppt.cc/2,Mq ※ 編輯: Winson1017 來自: 71.95.221.26 (09/15 06:36)
推 yus1114:這招厲害 XD 09/15 06:36
推 iboxdoll:好招啊~~ 09/15 07:26
→ pinsaun:筆記 09/15 07:28
推 jacksonli:黃搜滴 黃一本 09/15 07:37
推 j807192003:黃小弟:把拔 原PO堂哥:!!! 09/15 07:50
推 chiga:高啊 09/15 08:01
推 baychi999:高招XDDD 09/15 08:36
推 vickyshan:所以你表哥在facebook的暱稱是黃臉書嗎？？？？？ 09/15 09:00
推 bryant780301:強~~ 09/15 09:01
推 watashiD:XDDDDDDD 那Mr.Donuts 的話呢? 09/15 09:06
推 ciao816:Good 學起來 09/15 09:14
推 LT134P:推一下 09/15 09:17
推 lucas01:good 09/15 09:35
推 judogirl:強者 非常厲害 09/15 09:37
推 freelance978:XD 09/15 09:43
推 summerRang:黃臉書嗎??? 09/15 09:45
推 deco:超靠北XD 09/15 09:47
推 jianbangx:好招 讓他爆吧XD 09/15 09:54
推 davidchen329:XD 09/15 09:54
推 kopapa1116:XDD 09/15 10:09
推 s10027162:推高招 09/15 10:09
推 tp61i60: 媽，我在這裡 09/15 10:09
推 dreamnyanya:我也要學!!!!!!!不然我每次都要想其他名字真累XD 09/15 10:10
推 zaq1xsw2121:太厲害了!!!! 09/15 10:40
推 Asucks:厲害！！！！！ 09/15 10:44
→ ijtm:高手 09/15 10:46
推 v6v69:屌XD 09/15 10:50
推 gahanleeo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 11:06
推 stanwhale:爆 09/15 11:07
推 luke7212:哈哈哈~~這招實在是太高啦!!! 09/15 11:13
推 CN091118:XD 09/15 11:14
推 nieh:GJ 09/15 11:15
感謝各位大大的支持,這是小弟第一次被推爆,跪謝!!! ※ 編輯: Winson1017 來自: 71.95.221.26 (09/15 11:24)
推 bheegrl:XD 09/15 11:29
推 cawayigainax:請問是黃師虎嘛? 09/15 11:29
推 Ekmund:這個屌 好招XDDDDD 09/15 11:32
推 Abric:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 11:43
推 mhj:超屌的~~ XD 09/15 11:56
推 ghghfftjack:........這招不錯 09/15 11:57
→ Tenging:超屌 09/15 11:59
推 JohnGod21:屌 09/15 12:09
推 s86283:好招 09/15 12:19
推 kinple:XDD 09/15 12:26
推 a037111:請問是黃後宮先生嗎? 09/15 12:30
推 ShizukaShih:高招!!!! 09/15 12:30
→ pepeoa:屌!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/15 12:34
推 KingKingCold:好屌....建議原po把這篇文章轉到八卦版 09/15 12:39
→ KingKingCold:表面上是JOKE文 實際上暗藏好大的八卦! 09/15 12:40
推 dumdumgenius:媽 我在這 09/15 12:40
拜託,請各位大大不要轉版,我怕被告.... ※ 編輯: Winson1017 來自: 71.95.221.26 (09/15 12:42)
噓 montes3388:為什麼你堂哥不叫黃臉書? 09/15 12:51
推 BoyLie:ㄆㄆ 09/15 12:56
推 samisami:這好好用哦, 學起來. 09/15 13:04
推 KingKingCold:XDDD 這麼怕被告 po在這裡就不會被告了嗎? XD 09/15 13:07
記者都在八卦抄新聞 ※ 編輯: Winson1017 來自: 71.95.221.26 (09/15 13:15)
推 Leaves827:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 13:17
推 sammii545:很好笑~~~哈哈哈 09/15 13:30
推 x03692001:learn it 09/15 13:31
→ kna8421:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 13:32
推 vizjeco:屌! 09/15 13:40
→ ck6fuz516:黃北男你好 09/15 13:47
噓 anfor:幫低調 09/15 14:05
推 luosiwen:XDDDDDDD有學有推 09/15 14:09
推 otis000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 14:12
推 asdisr:高招XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 14:13
推 loveseawind:看成飲料 不過很厲害XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 14:36
推 alikeps2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 15:14
推 ddtddr:好高招！！！ 09/15 15:19
→ ym410798:飲料+1 半糖去冰 09/15 15:20
推 houchungqq:記者也會來joke抄笑話吧 09/15 15:29
推 l6fm03:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 15:36
推 iut195:黃潤發 黃樂福 黃獅茍 09/15 15:40
推 q80213:黃市多 09/15 15:49
推 tppr3695:黃藥師....藥局 09/15 16:00
推 ekbb0lew:卑鄙...............給你堂哥GJ! 09/15 16:44
推 Beetch:所以你哥fb是叫黃臉書還是黃飛不 XD? 09/15 16:55
噓 samhou6:好方法要低調阿....... 09/15 17:18
推 ichesmimi:讚啦~~~ 09/15 17:19
→ easybaby:GJ 09/15 17:23
推 theanus:XD 09/15 17:27
推 funnypeter:威! 09/15 17:30
推 grlie8027:Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 09/15 17:32
噓 penril0326:幫低調...幹學起來 09/15 17:40
推 raxtm:GJ 09/15 17:42
→ Yie:GJ. 09/15 17:42
推 johnoldman:黃後宮 09/15 18:21
推 pp1877:幹 這賤欸!!!!!!!!!! 09/15 18:50
推 notbed:學起來了 哈哈 09/15 19:20
推 lovemao0809:太實用了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 20:03
推 OrzJ:XD 09/15 20:34
推 nxdwx:太酷了XDDD 09/15 20:59
推 livtyler0828:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 21:03
推 hsudens:我本名真的有中信...只有這家不能試XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 21:08
推 panjiongkai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 21:17
推 ChonPiggy:黃臉書XD 09/15 21:22
推 vi000246:也可以取代號啊 又不一定要中信哈梅的 09/15 21:40
→ abianbitch:不錯 09/15 21:50
→ ooXD:記者準播要抄了 09/15 22:06
噓 rappiest:這麼聰明哪有笨點~幫低調~ 09/15 22:13
推 urzas:厲害! 09/15 22:35
推 loveswim:中信法務團隊表示: 文章已備份。 09/15 22:37
推 Zeroyeu:高招!!! 09/15 22:43
推 ai211061:利害 學起來 學起來 09/15 23:13
推 kimimskimi:超強的啦這招 09/15 23:22
推 SignKing:我以為是要秀黃臉書 09/15 23:30
推 talunhsu:在下黃獅虎 09/15 23:53
推 ffmuteki9:太強........................... 09/15 23:59
推 kqq543:超強的一招 09/16 00:24
推 GGisme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/16 00:55
推 crueangel:好強啊 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/16 01:24
推 s51901:好強!!(－^－)ｄ 09/16 04:59
推 chiyan:太厲害了吧!! 09/16 08:45
→ phylliss:太強了… 09/16 08:59
→ wangyc:XD 09/16 12:16
推 jacky7744111:簽名檔中肯 09/16 13:37
推 Ghamu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/16 16:15
推 doctorc:快學起來!! 09/16 16:30
推 yamie0204:好厲害XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/16 18:10
推 accin:wow 09/16 22:38
推 goto1:XDD 09/17 01:26
→ gto37513:老實說 我不太了解最後再講什麼捏 09/17 16:44
推 LDBBS:看不懂欸 有翻譯嗎 09/17 20:37
推 zusuki:fb 怎沒用黃費死?..= = 09/17 22:09
推 minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDD 09/17 22:23
→ eisenccw:Good 09/17 23:49
推 happys425:高招!!!!!! 09/18 02:07
※ optimize:轉錄至看板 NTTU_CSIE99 09/18 16:44
推 fox24106:這不推不行~連簽名檔都讚阿~!!!XD 09/18 20:32
推 night7410:超專業!!!! 09/18 21:52
推 specialneo:高招！！！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 11:01
推 sayolin:DDDD 09/19 16:35
推 nintendopppi:有校友推 10/15 20:02
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