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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1CjmDIaK ] 作者: Krystal (Krystal Jung) 看板: joke 標題: [趣事] 熱血的老婆婆 時間: Thu Oct 14 21:19:11 2010 昨晚運動時,剛好看到一台選舉的宣傳車, 我前方50~60公尺的地方有位老婆婆推著車在拾荒(or 資源回收), 那台宣傳車經過老婆婆時,突然車上的廣播人員對著老婆婆說: "阿桑在做資源回收喔,這樣不錯,邊做資源回收可以邊做運動,對身體很好!" (閩南語) 我愣住了,因為我以為這種宣傳車都是放錄音帶,沒想到是真人LIVE演出 車上的人說完這段話之後,安靜了約10秒左右,阿婆講話了: "幹__娘,你以為我很喜歡做嗎? 要不是你們這這些垃圾把經濟搞壞,我還需要撿垃圾嗎"(閩南語) 我只能說老婆婆真熱血,說話真是一針見血! 至於是哪位候選人的宣傳車我就不便多說了! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 203.70.252.214
EmptySmile:沒錯, 一群50~60的垃圾把經濟搞爛了 10/14 21:21
CPULE:只好推那阿嬤了 10/14 21:23
kerogunpla:不好笑...我覺得好哀傷 10/14 21:24
yeaaah:中肯,他們口袋裡一堆錢卻只會在那邊裝清廉 10/14 21:24
owoQAQ:GJ XDDDD 10/14 21:25
ForwardSpace:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 21:25
leader56:中肯 + 熱血 10/14 21:29
shaka1aka:丹久? 10/14 21:32
yingsiou:水啦! 太中肯了! 10/14 21:35
r9k256:本日最中肯 10/14 21:37
Elivanta:優秀 10/14 21:49
youre:阿婆GJ!!! 10/14 21:51
gerard:帥氣阿桑! 10/14 21:52
teapot43:熱血阿桑~~~ 10/14 21:54
zeat:阿婆好威, 借轉~ 10/14 21:55
Halleluiah:阿婆爆怒 10/14 21:56
chad79718:XDD 10/14 21:59
Jesusmaycry:車上的人這樣講本來就不妥 10/14 22:00
swatch44:阿婆暴走中 10/14 22:01
olalaolala:中肯又帶點淡淡的哀傷 10/14 22:01
Beersheep:就轉個彎系列啊 10/14 22:01
sportsyzm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 22:02
seansho:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 22:02
rererere147:淡淡的哀傷.... 10/14 22:02
david7988:二樓想推阿罵........................... 10/14 22:05
hywhyw:真的 超台肯 10/14 22:07
candlemaker:好熱血又中肯的阿罵!! 10/14 22:07
flys:讚!XDDDDDD 10/14 22:08
secscy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 22:09
liberating:老婆婆表示: 想坐我的車嗎? 10/14 22:10
dexter04:中肯~ 10/14 22:12
god46:中啃推 10/14 22:12
superivan:阿罵中肯!!! 10/14 22:13
latehero:中肯!! 10/14 22:14
superbabyer:XDDDDDDD 10/14 22:15
Fuzishan:......... 10/14 22:16
cocoyan:太中肯啦~!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 22:17
rubric:超棒的 10/14 22:18
skint:中肯 10/14 22:20
ichibanhoshi:阿嬤中肯! 10/14 22:20
DOOHDLIHC:幹這太好笑了XDDDDDDDD 10/14 22:21
sosssoss2:中肯... 10/14 22:21
g418:其實沒說錯阿 閒聊哈拉 不是都這樣嗎大概顏色不對阿 10/14 22:21
ansenp:二樓重口味 10/14 22:22
joelife:DXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 10/14 22:24
YSimpson:中肯 10/14 22:24
suffice:阿罵>//////< 10/14 22:25
keeper801031:CPULE:只好推那阿嬤了 10/14 22:25
Hevak:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 22:25
toughdick:樓下床上 10/14 22:25
keeper801031:CPULE請洽13672 10/14 22:26
blackcellar:阿婆開大絕 10/14 22:26
jackie0910:太威 10/14 22:26
iMANIA:XD 10/14 22:27
p2050190:XD 10/14 22:28
xthemet:大推啊 來人趕快轉錄至各大版~~~ 10/14 22:29
k33536:煞氣的阿罵 10/14 22:29
kingpop:少年阿瓦:挖來阿,阿嬤~ 10/14 22:29
aadsl:中肯 10/14 22:30
GPX2000:中肯 10/14 22:30
otis000:GJ 10/14 22:31
dtslim:阿嬤與選舉車的故事...很適合翻成文言文,編入教科書! 10/14 22:32
sheep79119:中肯阿嬤!! 10/14 22:33
voguehan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 22:34
lover19:其實你應該消第一個字... 10/14 22:35
pololo61201:讚! 10/14 22:35
GordonBrown:未看先猜高雄市 XD 10/14 22:35
trtc:阿婆水啦 真是一針見血.... 10/14 22:37
wooshi:神阿罵的圖!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/14 22:38
toughdick:樓上瓦哥 10/14 22:38
facelook:__你娘 10/14 22:40
hacoolman:我是你娘 10/14 22:42
ttesing8990:大推煞氣的阿罵~ 10/14 22:43
yayahong:推~ 10/14 22:45
chouyichow:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 22:45
sakula0616:很白木 人家賺辛苦錢 還被廣播 10/14 22:46
yanis:中肯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 22:50
f127doggpig:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 22:53
stanleya:真不愧是智慧的長者 說出來的話格外有道理 10/14 22:55
GiPaPa:XDDDDD 10/14 22:56
m768977569:幹_娘~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10/14 22:58
airwun:幹____________娘!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/14 22:59
enajay:這個好阿~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10/14 23:01
vespar:只能推。 10/14 23:01
jjkk119:GJ 10/14 23:01
TKforever:XD 10/14 23:02
f12345678900:GJ 10/14 23:03
Zeroyeu:50-60的垃圾搞一堆垃圾,逼得阿罵出馬收拾QQ 10/14 23:05
pow1126:幹逼娘勒~經濟爛XD 10/14 23:08
undeathelf:阿婆GJ!!!! 10/14 23:08
XROC:阿婆怎麼沒有把這些垃圾也撿走? 不敬業阿 10/14 23:11
tragicbear:賣不了錢幹麻回收 10/14 23:12
shuyu0626:XD 10/14 23:14
gfiba:補個__ 10/14 23:15
a00049g:車上的人白目喔 這樣說話 10/14 23:17
dulex:阿婆GJ ! 10/14 23:17
geniuscheung:很久沒有這種中肯文了 10/14 23:18
wolfer:本世紀最中肯..... 10/14 23:19
zxcv75320:嗆得好... 10/14 23:19
tonyhan:真的!裝清廉的人結果A最多錢 10/14 23:19
qaz12453:XROC噓屁喔 10/14 23:19
Gscout:XDDD 10/14 23:22
cbr0627:阿婆講話很中肯... 10/14 23:22
chtm:讚 10/14 23:26
pa26288:第一次給推...只能說中肯 10/14 23:27
z222qqq:阿婆可以出來選了 10/14 23:28
poiu1234: GJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ 10/14 23:29
stkj9502:阿婆今日最中肯XD 10/14 23:30
KingKingCold:超級中肯!!!! 10/14 23:37
janehor:推 阿婆說的話!!!!!!!!!!! 10/14 23:38
cam0679320:阿罵讚啦~ 10/14 23:39
w107:不推枉為人 10/14 23:40
che0725:讚! 10/14 23:42
NotimportanT:轉數字版了啦~真想知道是哪個白痴宣傳車XDDD 10/14 23:44
j807192003:阿婆GJ救援成功 中肯 10/14 23:44
ilove305mmm:xD 10/14 23:44
kimimskimi:中肯啦!!! 10/14 23:44
mdorm:推薦 10/14 23:45
marujan:專業的阿婆 10/14 23:45
newjackle:大推~有沒有可能上新聞啊這篇? 10/14 23:46
MichaelBourn:想看影片 10/14 23:46
headiron:一邊數貪到的錢一邊喊清廉返貪腐 10/14 23:51
mrwrong:中肯卻有股蛋蛋滴哀傷... 10/14 23:57
Yie:XDDD 10/15 00:00
waft:我想要知道哪台宣傳車 10/15 00:02
jayhang:阿婆超中肯 XDDDDD 10/15 00:02
Ekmund:幹! 阿婆酷啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10/15 00:05
oXnXo:只能給推了! 10/15 00:05
rockman73:Xd 10/15 00:06
wind164:XDDDDDDDDD 阿婆開大絕了!!!!!!!!! 10/15 00:09
kdjf:太中肯了 10/15 00:16
bingciate:有銀魂Fu 10/15 00:17
tedgood22:大推XD~太中肯了!!!熱血阿婆~台灣需要你!! 10/15 00:21
wewe123:阿婆好帥 10/15 00:23
CN091118:阿婆開英勇了 喔喔喔喔喔~~~ 10/15 00:24
j610200:阿婆很中肯!!! 又有淡淡的憂傷.........( ′-`)y-~ 10/15 00:25
barry60707:推一發 10/15 00:33
nanocing:推 CPULE:只好推那阿嬤了 10/15 00:35
gotohikaru:XROC噓屁啊?阿婆是在做資源回收 那垃圾是要燒的 10/15 00:40
x19890121:大推阿!!!!!!!!! 10/15 00:43
pow1126:樓樓上 XROC是在說宣傳車那些垃圾啦-- 10/15 00:47
apple74820:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 00:48
pow1126:這樣想就好了XD 10/15 00:48
js50424:超中肯阿婆! 10/15 00:56
ASDIGA:阿婆超爽的! 10/15 01:00
shi21:中肯! 10/15 01:01
a12602183136:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 01:03
etderain2002:熱血! 10/15 01:12
darksonzo:超猛XDDDDDDDDD 10/15 01:26
blanksky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 01:31
AI3767:中肯 10/15 01:33
montyui:肝午價齁糗? 10/15 01:35
micex: 嘜啪糗 10/15 01:39
may108:中肯 但不好笑 我看了都快哭了 10/15 01:48
nk7260ynpa:很諷刺 10/15 01:53
taurus512:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 01:55
focus78612:推一個 我覺得比最近那無聊的莊園要好笑多了 10/15 02:07
Schnell:宣傳車想裝熟踢到鐵板XD 10/15 02:15
lithaimo:XD 10/15 02:48
forelance:感覺好像聽過了 10/15 04:07
liousta:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 05:46
jzn:XD 10/15 05:46
oig528:XDDDD 10/15 05:54
seedpk5079:中肯XD 10/15 07:41
cheko:阿婆水啦~ 10/15 08:10
nnnnnnn:熱臉貼到冷屁股 10/15 08:34
j79091012345:威喔XD 10/15 08:52
jwho:中啃 阿婆 10/15 09:06
conective:中肯 10/15 09:07
eltonchung:史上最強阿婆 10/15 09:18
tobin2005:阿婆GJ 10/15 09:35
susanoo:檢垃圾只是她的偽裝,其實她真正身分是個先知 10/15 09:47
newjedi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 10:10
RaY4451:qaz12453噓屁喔 10/15 10:21
Adamsun0306:XDDDDD 10/15 10:27
nakaru:GJ!! 10/15 10:27
Heptane:RaY4451噓屁喔 10/15 10:31
adar911:阿婆最強XDD 10/15 10:33
yuliwang:阿婆讚 10/15 10:35
sony1256:中肯 10/15 10:41
zhenhong0227:阿嬤中肯推 10/15 10:47
Andy149:Heptane噓屁喔 10/15 12:04
Jonathan0821:爆! 10/15 12:06
lammo:講這種話好機掰 10/15 12:24
lammo:我指的是 競選的人 10/15 12:24
denzerox:XDDD 10/15 12:31
elwyn:XD 10/15 13:00
ykiekie:1帥呀!!! 10/15 13:28
ArmyGreen:XD 10/15 13:37
bonaless:bonaless噓屁喔 10/15 14:01
chinesechang:政客很多都很垃圾沒錯,不過四樓邏輯也太可笑,難不 10/15 14:08
chinesechang:成有錢就一定要貪污嗎? 10/15 14:08
aiweisen:爆吧XDD 10/15 14:17
jeychieh:阿婆GJ 10/15 14:20
ady0812:啊哈哈哈哈 經典啊~!!! 10/15 14:30
baychi999:XD 10/15 14:44
eugene7983:酷! 10/15 15:04
kevinfu619:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 15:12
faxy:XD 太厲害了!!! 10/15 15:52
anan1564:哀傷... 10/15 18:17
deantings:XDDDDD 10/15 18:24
Nate:bonaless噓噓啦 10/15 19:04
chen7661:爆 10/15 19:12
umano:經典 10/15 20:45
anyhow1024:中肯阿婆 10/15 20:45
yumi3399:阿婆有理!!! 10/15 21:44
GUDU:不 政客是全部都垃圾 10/15 21:55
Huaxx:笑了XDDDDDDDDD 10/15 22:40
kria5304:中肯 10/15 23:55
skyoasis:最愛阿婆了! 10/16 01:01
asd2260123:原po正妹 10/16 01:30
guanpinpin:XDDDDDDDDDDD其實他不爽很久了 10/16 02:05
duo751111:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/16 10:39
learnbao:原PO是fx的水晶嗎? 10/16 11:37
Avatar6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/16 21:25
ShizukaShih:阿婆好中肯啊~~~~XDDDDDDD 10/16 22:37
wildghost:我笑了~好久沒看到這麼好笑的了 10/17 23:27
GGisme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/17 23:31
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