作者anandydy529 (AndyAWD)
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標題[閒聊] 重修狀(未完成
時間Sat Feb 7 15:59:23 2009
期末快結束時改的
不過後期越改越沒梗，應該是不會再改了
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重修狀
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他說
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那天從教室裏走出來
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他已經21了
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他還說
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在這個年代，32，很容易
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21的，更難
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我的同學都32光了
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就剩我一個
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那是你命好
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我求情的
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我的同學，一班四十多人
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拼了三天三夜
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都沒了…
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江教授那幫畜生
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只站在講臺，一動不動
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看著我那幫兄弟就這樣一個一個的
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都當了
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他說，那天他遇到了一個學妹
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在廢棄的破屋裏過了一夜
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不知是那碗粥，還是那個學妹
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讓他感覺，原來他還活著
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哪裡可以選課啊？
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去校務系統前等著
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他說
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第一次碰到我的那天
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天是灰濛濛的，跟他的心情一樣
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可我清楚地記得
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那天是個晴天，陽光刺眼
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選完就跟我去乾作弊的活
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吃完，幹活！
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抄啊！
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你這麼能抄，跟我
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我帶你見大哥
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作什麼弊？
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工數！
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電路學！
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他後來說，妳們膽大包天
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竟敢作工數的弊
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我說，我被當好幾科了
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修都修不完了，管他誰的課
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發考卷！
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抄！
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(助教)快！抓那個領頭的！
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那天，他不但救了我
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他還在教我
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小抄抄七分，板書寫重點
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午陽哥
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你看
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是那個人給的
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這是學長穿的
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午陽哥做學長了
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午陽哥做學長了！
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你在想什麼？
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歐趴
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安心重修！
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安心重修！
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大哥定的規矩
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留下空位斟滿酒
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敬被當的同學
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你在班上是個頭？
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過去的事了
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為何離開？
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來，喝
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大家都是同校的師生
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約好聯手作弊
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江教授出爾反爾
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狂抓作弊
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我的同學就這樣32了
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天大地大，沒有同學情大
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是吧？
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這年頭沒有同學
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活不下去
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午陽，吃飯了
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新同學會退選嗎？
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有小抄看，誰不留下？
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(下一次的考試)
助教：都別抄！
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你為什麼不看著我？
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你以為看了小抄，電路就過了嗎？
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而今是給妳們個機會，好好重修
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走！
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要是我們肯抄，就跟過了！
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那會退學
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沒有小抄，還不退學
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學生，狗的命，永遠被教授當
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為什麼不讀書？
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讀了書有知識
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有了知識，就直接把題目理解
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理解後推公式
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有了公式，就沒教授能當我們了
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這班級才真的太平
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我們只是學生，有教授能讓我們問嗎？
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江教授囂張，勢大力強
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我們這點兒人，他們根本看不上
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倒是的研究處的黃青，正缺人手
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他的綠營兵常被江教授欺負
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一直想壯大勢力
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如果我們問他，那正是雪中送炭
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二虎，抓住這個機會
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讓今天的事，永遠不要再發生
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好
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考試
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我們要考最高的！
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你以前作弊
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現下叫我們讀書，不黑不白的
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憑什麼信你？
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納重修狀！
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兄弟結義，各害一個外人
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斷絕後路，以示忠誠
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從此，兄弟的命是命
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其他的皆可當！
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那天我問他
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納了重修狀，永遠沒有退路
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你願意嗎？
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他沒吭聲
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我要…
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(別班的考試)
同學，給張小抄吧…
(舉手)教授，他作弊
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狗日的，你幹什麼啊？ 沒招妳們沒惹妳們的…
(舉手)教授，他也作弊
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為什麼要害我們啊…
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不就是借張小抄而已嗎？
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同學…求求你…放…放了我吧…
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記住我這張臉
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下次重修找我報仇
(舉手)教授，他也是
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今有龐青雲
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趙二虎
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姜午陽
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納重修狀，結兄弟義
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死生相托，吉凶相救
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福禍相依，患難相扶
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外人亂我學分者
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視重修狀，必殺之
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兄弟亂我學分者
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視重修狀，必殺之
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天地作證，山河為盟
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有違此誓，天地當之
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人和一心
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他後來跟我說
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其實他不相信重修狀
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我問，那你信什麼？
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他說他相信二哥
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還有我
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聽說你和你的同學
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在星期二考電子學
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竟然全班被當
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兩個月沒見，還敢回來？
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黃教獸
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電學一試
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江教授本來要讓我們Open Book
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但江教授出爾反爾，不讓我們Open Book
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我全班的同學就這樣眼睜睜的被當了
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全班被當
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就你一人過？
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我重修
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就是要回來見你
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妳們有幾本書啊？
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八！
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再給我八本
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十五日之內，我電子學全班60
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學校無戲言
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十日
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十日全班歐趴！
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好
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我…
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我再給你十五本原文書
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但是沒有翻譯本
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不要翻譯
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考完試，一半的原文書歸我們
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龐青雲
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你字 “鹿山” ，就叫 “山字營” 吧
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謝三位教獸
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你在賭
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拿全班的學分在賭
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考試本身就是賭
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(助教)我不賭
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這十五本原文書，是黃青的書
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沒收了
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黃青在上課時就沒書看
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你如何才肯出借？
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那些書
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只給你壯聲勢
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這是你唯一可以贏的機會
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不然
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江教授永遠都把你踩在腳下
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大哥！
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都是破的
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這場考試有二十個助教
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試很難考
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要過，祇有一個辦法
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豁出去，跟他們比速度！
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貼過去，檔他們的視野！
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同學們！
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告訴他，誰最狠？
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我最狠！
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助教發完考卷只有三十秒空檔
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小抄只能抄二十秒
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翻書只有十秒
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我們要十個同學在前面檔二十秒
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後面的同學緊跟在後，再檔二十秒！
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看到見助教不要躲，繼續抄
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死命的抄
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為後面的同學
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贏得這一百分
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很多同學會當
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我去！
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有誰跟我去？
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願意去的有重修費！當了三千
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被32補習免費！
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能重修還不去呀？
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是同學就放個響屁！
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來啊！
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媽的，豁出去了！
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我也去！
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算我一個，我去…
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我也去…
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我去…我也去…
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電子學！
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小抄，板書，搶學分！
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電子學！
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小抄，板書，搶學分！
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小抄，板書，搶學分！
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