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What Samuel Dalembert Gives the Kings on Defense

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For years, Kings fans have clamored for a big man who can rebound and defend.
For years, we have rued the franchise's devotion to skilled stretch bigs who
can handle and shoot but not rebound and guard the rim. We met the draft of
Spencer Hawes in 2007 with a combination of self-flagellating guffaws and
suicide notes. We bruise the trade machine with attempts to reverse fate in
the middle. We watch a cavalcade of questionable opponents pound us in the
paint, and we bang our fists in frustration.

    我們需要一個會捉籃板、防守的長人已經很多年了。這些日子以來，總是一個又一個
的技巧派，卻不是硬漢。屁男孩在2007年選秀會上與我們相遇，而我們也不停地後悔著這
個決定。我們試圖由交易機來反轉我們的命運，我們看著大隊人馬在我們的禁區裡遊行示
威，我們能做的只是敲桌大罵「靠腰啊！是有沒有在防守啊！」

I think that's all about to change, if just temporarily.

    我想是改變的時刻了，即使這時間不會持續太長。

Samuel Dalembert is, in short, exactly what Kings fans have begged for all
these years. Keon Clark without the substance abuse, Scot Pollard with a good
back, Justin Williams with one less lady at any given time. Dalembert is the
anti-Hawes, essentially. He won't be shooting threes. He won't be trying to
loft a running hook over Pau Gasol. He won't watch the ball careen to an
opponent off the rim. He won't be dropping passes backdoor to slashing wings.
There's good and bad in the transformation of the team's center position.

    Dalember 是國王迷這些年所渴望的。他不像Keon Clark般想要釣魚，他的背比Scott
Pollard 健康，他不像Justin Williams一樣有犯下案件。Dalembert 是Hawes 的反面代
表。他不會投三分、不會試著勾射吃掉Pau Gasol。他不會看著對手的球輕易進入籃框。
在球隊中鋒的位置上將會有些好的變化與壞的變化。

But the "good" in the transformation cuts right to the core of the team's
overall deficiencies.

    但這些好的變化正好是我們所缺乏的。

In the past two seasons, the Kings have finished 29th and 18th in defensive
rebounding. In the past two seasons, Samuel Dalembert has finished 3rd in the
league in defensive rebounding. Last year, Hawes finished 26th of the 33
centers who played 800 minutes. The season prior he was 20th of 33.

    過去兩季，國王在防守籃板上分別是29名與18名。而Samuel Dalembert則在前兩季都
是籃板第三名。屁男則在打800 分鐘以上的中鋒裡，名列33人中的第26位，去年是33人中
的第20位。

That's a monumental difference. Huge. Dalembert played 2,100 minutes last
year. Hawes played 1,900. In Hawes' minutes, the team rebounded defensively
at roughly a 68% clip. Hawes rebounded 17.7% of defensive opportunities,
Dalembert 30.7%. You can't just take [Kings % - Hawes + Dalembert], because
Dalembert will take some boards away from the other Kings, too, something
Hawes didn't do. But I think you get the point. The Kings rebounded 68% of
opponent misses, and they just got a center who upgrades that significantly.
This is big.

    這簡直就是天差地遠。Dalembert 去年打了2100分鐘，Hawes 則是1900分鐘。在Hawes
的上場時間裡，球隊的防守籃板率是68趴。Hawes 有17.7趴捉下籃板球的機會，Dalembert
則是30.7趴，不過數據不是靠加加減減就能算出國王新一季的防守籃板率，因為Dalembert
會將某些國王球員的籃板球搶走，但Hawes 不會。總之我想你看到我想說的點了，我們在
對手失手時，之前只有68趴的機會捉下籃板，現在來了個正港中鋒，我們將會更上層樓。

In terms of team defense, BasketballValue.com's data shows that the Kings
defense was actually better when Hawes didn't play in each of the last two
seasons, despite the coaches' penchant for smallball. Dalembert has had a
positive impact. Dalembert blocks opponent shots almost twice as frequently
as Hawes (2.7 per 36 minutes vs. 1.5). Measuring defense is difficult, and
Synergy play-by-play data will have to wait until the weekend. But it's
really, really safe to say Dalembert is a big defensive upgrade.

    防守上，BasketballValue 網站以數據告訴我們Hawes 不在場上會更好，而儘管七六
人打的是小球，Dalembert 的數據卻是正分。Dalembert 的巴鍋比是霍某人的兩倍（每36
分鐘：2.7 對 1.5）。防守是難以量化的，而有些數據也還沒出來，但我想換來Dalembert
是成功的防守昇級這件事應該是可以肯定的。

What you lose in Hawes is the potential for a better defender and a great big
facilitator on offense. The Kings must feel safe in Tyreke Evans' hand on
offense, and ready to improve on defense right now. It's a good risk to take.

    我們失去了一個有潛力的團隊進攻球員，和可能會更好的防守者。不過我想國王應該
覺得TE來主導進攻就已足夠，而他們想要在此刻修正防守。這樣好的風險，我可以接受。

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    Spencer Hawes 是我第四個喜歡上的國王球員，第一個是Artest、第二個是Peja、第
三個是Garcia，前三個喜歡上還有理由，可是對Hawes 的喜歡卻是講不出來的，因為他常
常狗屁倒灶，讓我不知道怎麼誇起。在Garcia也有離隊危機的情況下，我沒想到先走的竟
然是Hawes 。

                祝你好運！阿屁！希望你能繼續在NBA 存活下去！

                ◢▆▅▄▃▂▁阿╰(〒皿〒)╯屁▁▂▃▄▅▇◣

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