[外電] The Two Types of Knicks Fans

[Ungoliant (楊果里恩)]

http://www.nysportspace.com/profiles/blogs/the-two-types-of-knicks-fans
Posted by NYsportsGUY on March 24, 2011 at 8:30pm
兩種尼克迷

Since the Carmelo Anthony trade, The New York Knicks have not performed at a
level most fans expected. These expectations were only exemplified by the
fact that Knicks fans were absolutely famished after 10 years of MSG turmoil
while simultaneously learning how to use the Internet. In case you didn't
know, the Internet is the place where you can log in, check your mailbox,
steal music, wank it, make bad investments, and complain about sports teams -
All at the same fucking time.

自甜瓜交易案以來，尼克未打出球迷期望的水準。是那些因為十年來麥迪遜花園廣場的
混亂無章而飢餓萬分的尼克迷們才能理解的期望，同時他們也學會了如何使用網路。怕你
不知道網路是啥，網路就是你可以登入看看你的信箱啊、偷載盜版音樂啊、看著他打手槍
啊、胡亂投資一通以及同時還可以在上面抱怨體育隊伍的地方，全部都可以一次完成。

Being that I know a thing or two about this here internet, I have been able
to identify, collaborate, aggregate, compile, compartmentalize, and divide
the entire Knicks fan-scape into two categories. Group 1: People who don't
think like me and are stupid and Group 2: People who think like me and are
smart. Let us further bucketize the two groups.

由於個人對於網路略知一二，我可以鑑定、統整、統計、匯集、劃分並且分類所有的尼克
迷成兩大類：第一類，跟我想法不同，智障的人；第二類，跟我想法相同，睿智的人。讓
我們進一步的歸類這兩組人。

Group 1: People who don't think like me and are stupid
You know who you are. The last time you played basketball you were in Junior
High and you thought that if you tried out for the basketball team you'd get
girls. But you we're WRONG. Instead, bitches made fun of you because you
looked more awkward than a pedo asking a teen in a mouse costume at Chuckee
Cheese if they had any job openings.

第一類：跟我想法不同，智障的人。
你知道自己是那一類的！你上一次打籃球是遙遠的國中時期，那時你幻想著如果嘗試在球
隊裡面打球就可以把到妹。但你發現自己實在是大錯特錯！相反的，那些美眉取笑你因為
你看起來比一個小底迪穿著像Chuckee Cheese那樣的老鼠裝向一個青少年詢問有沒有工作
機會還更怪胎。(Chuckee Cheese是類似玩具反斗城的商城http://tinyurl.com/4bjrcro，
吉祥物是一隻老鼠。)

You think that all it takes to win games is to have the two best players on
the court. That the best players are the two highest scorers. STOP IT. You
think that if a team loses games in the 4th quarter, it MUST be the coaches
fault. The coach and only the coach is responsible for how a team executes
late in games. Let me tell you the difference between basketball and
football. In pigskin, you can put a great coach on a shit team and that team
will improve dramatically. In hoops, you can put a great coach on a shit team
and that team will only be a little better if not stay exactly the same. It
basketball, it about 85% personnel and 15% coaching and that's generous to
coaches.

你以為只要把最好的兩個球員放在同一隊裡就能贏球。這裡說的最好的球員是指得分最高
的人。行行好，停止這樣想吧！你以為如果一支球隊老在第四節輸球，一定是教練的錯。
教練，只有教練，該負責任。讓我告訴你籃球和美式足球的不同吧！在美式足球界裡，讓
一個好教頭執掌一支爛隊，這支球隊會有戲劇性的進步。在籃球界裡，讓一個好教頭管一
支大爛隊，這支球隊要是沒有團結一致，只會變好一點點而已。這就是籃球，這是決定於
85%的個人因素和15%的教練能力，這數字已經誇大教練的所佔的份量了。

You think the Knicks aren't playing well because Carmelo is overrated and
Chauncey is old. You think the trade was retarded and shouldn't have ever
been made. You also think Tim Mozgov is a jacked, hairy character from Street
Fighter II Turbo. YOU DANCE VERY WELL. You also look at the other side of
this deal to see the Nuggets short term success. Using that as the main
factor to determine if the trade worked from the Knicks perspective is plain
silly. It will take at least until the end of next season to make a
legitimate evaluation.

你以為尼克打得不好是因為甜瓜被高估了，槍西老了。你以為這筆交易阻礙了球隊，根本
不應該做這筆交易。而且你還以為Mozgov他是街頭霸王2裡面的那個粗野的、毛茸茸的猛男
(點了就知道在說啥http://tinyurl.com/dgrzn5 )。你還關注於交易的那一方，金塊的所
得到的短期成功。用這來當作主要的觀點來衡量這筆交易尼克來說是否成功不過是很單純
直接的愚蠢罷了。至少要到下季季末才有辦法合理的評估誰賺誰賠。

Group 2: People who think like me and are smart
Let me clarify by stating that thinking like me and having intelligence are
mutually exclusive. In fact, I had to search for the definition of mutually
exclusive before writing that last sentence, which confirms the validity of
it. Huh? Oh yeah, KNICKS. Smart fans understand that nothing great without
hard work and patience. It takes time to build a championship level roster
and a championship level TEAM.

第二類：跟我想法相同，睿智的人。
讓我澄清一下，跟我想法相同和擁有智力是互相排斥的。事實上，在我寫下這個字之前，
我還得先找一下互相排斥的定義，確定我沒有用錯字。什麼？喔對啦，尼克！聰明的球迷
們理解如果不努力練習的話，沒有什麼能變好。建造一份冠軍等級的球員名單和成為一支
冠軍等級的隊伍是需要時間的。

The Knicks record before the trade? 28-26. After the trade? 7-10. BIG WHOOP.
There are going to have to play at least 90 more games before we can
reasonably assess the trade, D'Antoni, Chauncey, and Donnie Walsh. Are people
who think like me happy about the team's recent play? HELL NO. They haven't
been getting it done. It's isn't acceptable to NOT exert 100% effort, to
continuously fail in the 4th Quarter, and to NOT call a timeout when your
team is clearly in need of a rest and strategic direction. We have seen all
of these problems surface at times during the last 17 games.

交易前尼克的戰績？28勝26負。交易後？7勝10負。拜託...，至少也要90幾場以上的比賽
才能合理的評估這筆交易、冷笑話、槍西以及Walsh。跟我想法的人對於尼克近來的表現感
到開心嗎？當然不啊！他們沒有做好嘛！沒有百分百的盡力、持續地輸在第四節以及當你
的球隊顯然需要休息一下並做一番戰術佈署時卻不叫暫停，這些都是無法接受的。在過去
的17場比賽中這些問題都浮在表面上。

So why the Knicks keep getting tired at the end of games? Why they give up so
many points each night? Why does the other team get so many easy shots. It is
due to ONE primary reason. ROSTER. This team was just gutted out and
repackaged like a pig becoming a delicious sausage patty. The Knicks don't
have the depth to play this laborious schedule and win a lot of games. They
don't have a Center on this roster. Not one. Ronnie Turiaf is not a legit
Center. A backup center, AT BEST. When you don't have a Center, you give up a
lot of points. EASY points. Especially when your PF is not a great defender
to make up the slack. Plus you don't have a backup PG which is even harder
when your starting PG is old and injury prone after a long ass dramatic
season. These aren't excuses, they are facts. The best teams in the league
have a defensive center, if not two centers. The Magic, Bulls, Mavs, Lakers.
All these teams have big man who are dominant defensively.

所以尼克為什麼總是在比賽末段懶洋洋的？為什麼他們每晚都放棄那麼多的分數？為什麼
對手得那麼多輕鬆的分數？都是因為這個主要的原因：球員名單。這支球隊剛剛從一筆大
交易中走出，被重新包裝的像是一塊誘人的、可口的香腸餡餅。尼克沒有足夠的深度去應
付這費力的賽程並贏得許多場比賽。他們名單中沒有中鋒。完全沒有。跳跳虎不是正統的
中鋒，最好最好就是一個替補中鋒吧！要是你沒有中鋒，你就會放棄掉很多分數，輕鬆的
分數。特別是當你的大前鋒還不是個優秀的防守者來彌補不足。而且你還沒有替補控衛，
這在當你的先發控衛老了且在漫長的賽季中容易受傷之際又更加艱難了。這些不是藉口，
他們是事實。聯盟中的強隊都有個防守中鋒。魔術、公牛、小牛和湖人，這些球隊都有能
在防守端宰制球場的長人。

Those are the two groups and congratulations, we are all stupider for reading
this. I wrote this last blog the Knicks Need ___ to Become a Contender before
the Knicks got Melo and I stand proudly by my initial diagnosis. The Knicks
got Melo, but still need a Center, a backup PG, and a change in coaching
Philosophy. The Knicks got one of the 4, once we get the other 2 roster
spots, all that needs to happen is D'Antoni to do his job and good things
will happen for all Knicks fans.

這就是兩類尼克迷。恭喜！讀完這篇讓我們都更智障了...(翻譯至此我的確這麼認為...)。
我上次在甜瓜來尼克之前在這個部落格發表了[尼克需要____才能成為競爭者]一文，
( http://tinyurl.com/49xm988 )，我對於我做出的診斷感到驕傲。尼克得到甜瓜，但仍然
需要一個中鋒、一個替補控衛以及教練哲學的改變。尼克現在得到其中四個之一，一旦再填
補上名單上的兩個漏洞，就剩下冷笑話要做好他的工作，然後好事情就會降臨在尼克迷身上
了。


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