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Artest在頭上理了Jimmy的名字
Jimmy (J) : I like that. If we were in prison together, it would mean like
we were married.
Artest (A) : I'm taking this off right after the show.
J : Don't worry, I'll be the wife.
J : Will you keep that on your head for the game? Will you play with that?
A : No, I have to take it off. David Stern won't let me have Jimmy Kimmel on
the back of my head. Lakers versus Knicks you know.
J : Do you mean basketball bans my name from people's heads?
A : You can call him. I have his number.
J : Do you really have David Stern's number? Did he give it to you and say "
Listen. Hey, next time, just call me first, OK?"
J : I'm gonna read something to you. You tell me if this really happened from
a story reported by Bill Simmons of ESPN. Supposedly this happened before
G7, you were playing for the Rockets then. "Artest missed the first two
team buses, for players, coaches and team personnels. Barely made the
third and final bus, which was reserved for buisness staff members and
friends of the team. The stunned people watched Artest sprint to the bus
right before it left and taking one of the remaining seats wearing only
his underwear. The owner of the team happened to be sitting on the bus to
witness this the whole thing." Did that happen?
A : Do you believe this story?
J : Yes.
A : No, that didn't really happen. What really happened was I was getting
dressed in my room, and I had some sexy shorts on, like which I have on
today. They called them boxers, but they are shorts. See, these are
pockets. I can even put your pen in my pocket.
J : It does have a pocket.
A : I can put your wallet in my pocket.
J : So you are saying that you had underwear on under the boxers, but you were
not wearing a shirt.
A : Yes, I was not free-balling (XDDDDDDDD).
J : That is an interesting defense.
A : That is an interesting defense.
J : You went in (LAL lockerroom) to speak to Kobe Bryant about potentially
being one of the Lakers?
A : Yes.
J : Kobe was in the shower?
A : Yes, Kobe was in the shower, unfortunately.
J : You decided it was a good time to have a buisness conversation?
A : ......Let me put my shirt on. I don't like where this conversation is
going.
J : I'm just curious because I for one whenever I have my meetings, I wait for
people to come out of the showers.
A : OK. That was some good advice.
J : No, I'm not saying it's good advice. Obviously it worked.
A : Kobe was in the shower. I had to leave. It was in Boston. I went in the
locker room, told him don't worry. They just lost by 30 in the
championship game. And he was in the shower, and he's the only one that
can do this, but steam was starting to come from his body. It was amazing,
only Kobe can do this.
J : You introduced Lamar Odom to Khloe Kardashian. True? You made that
introduction to them.
A : Do you believe that?
J : I don't know. Yeah, I guess so. It was your party right?
A : It was my party. Khloe was hosting the party with me. It was my welcome
party. They met, and it was amazing. Their eyes just started glowing. Only
them two can do that.
J : Did steam start coming out of their bodies?
A : It wasn't steam, it was hearts. Lots of hearts and like roses.
J : Were you at their wedding? Did you go to their wedding?
A : I went to their wedding.
J : Did you get them presents?
A : No, I introduced them.
J : I guess that's enough of a gift.
A : I was looking for a present.
J : I have a feeling that coach Jackson will be delighted with this appearance.
A : He might be giving me a book tomorrow. (XXXDDDDDDDDDDDD)
大概是一些我覺得比較有趣的片段 當然不是完全照實附上對白，但是盡量都有重點。
要對著影片看才會有那個很好笑的效果....真的很好笑....
※ 引述《punke04 (Kobe MVP 湖人總冠軍)》之銘言：
: 請問有人是上空接受訪問的嗎
: 我只記得在AV片裡見過
: 不愧是"蓉蓉阿泰"，有你的！！！！！
: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc977q8Z6Uk
: http://www.lakersmedia.com/Flash/jimmy-kimmel-live-1123-ron-artest-interview.html
: 載點：mp4 http://www.mediafire.com/?mkujgowmw0j
: avi http://www.mediafire.com/?1ozozhdwbzm
: 求神人翻譯～
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