[外電] 為了怕酸民沒東西發揮，平衡報導一下

[animalspell (Lion-hearted)]

來自ESPN的封面報導：
http://espn.go.com/nba/dailydime/_/page/dime-100309/daily-dime

標題叫做 Lakers Need Some Help To Stop Raptors
而首頁上寫的引文是
Kobe Bryant made the game-winner to beat the Raps. But the Lakers
had an unlikely helping hand.
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LOS ANGELES -- It says something -- something far from good -- that
the Lakers beat the Toronto Raptors  thanks to yet another game-
winning shot by Kobe Bryant. It says even more that the defensive
play of the game was made by a man named Lapo Elkann.

Elkann isn't a D-League player the Lakers brought up on a 10-day
contract. He's a man who was sitting in his cousin's courtside
seats. And with the Lakers ahead by four points and a ball heading
out of bounds on their defensive side of the court, Elkann with both
of his hands in the air, then knocked the ball off Toronto guard
Jose Calderon's head before Calderon could save it. The ball landed
out of bounds, last touched by a Raptor, possession awarded to the
Lakers, who went on to win 109-107.

"Tough play, because it was a two-point game," Calderon said. "I was
looking to pass to my teammate. I wasn't looking, and I look back
and the guy just hit the ball."

Elkann offered an apologetic shake of his hand to Calderon. Ron
Artest came over, patted Elkann on the head, and told him "Good D."

Elkann truly was sorry he hurt the Raptors.

"Having two Italians [Andrea Bargnani and Marco Belinelli] on the
team and being Italian, I wished for them to win," Elkann said. "I
saw the ball coming on me, and I pushed it."

"I'm not an expert in basketball," he said, explaining his ignorance
of the rules. "I know more about soccer than I do about basketball."

He pulled up his sleeve to reveal a tattoo of the Juventus Italian
football club logo. But if he's a soccer guy, he should know you're
not supposed to use your hands.

"You can't," Elkann said. "The only one who's allowed to use them is
Maradona, in the World Cup."

大意就是有位不太懂籃球的足球迷跑去看這場比賽，做在場邊的位置
（不太迷籃球的人買場邊的票，真有錢）
然後在LAL領先四分的時候有顆球滾向界外去，這位仁兄雙手舉起來，在暴龍
隊的後衛Jose Calderon來得及救球之前把球給拍掉了，最後是LAL的球

這位叫做Elkann的老兄跟Calderon握手致歉，然後我們阿泰過去拍了他一下，
跟他說"Good D."

不過Elkann他覺得很對不起暴龍隊，因為他是義大利人，而暴龍隊陣上有兩名
義大利選手，他希望義大利人贏球的（就好像台灣球迷跑去舊金山看球還是會
希望道奇贏一樣，尤其當小小郭在投球，這時如果有台灣球迷干擾道奇三壘手
接殺界外飛球最後漏接，而道奇以一分輸掉了，我想他也會很懊惱）

他說他不是籃球專家啦，還秀一下手上的刺青表示他是足球迷，但記者覺得既
然他是足球迷，他應該要知道不可以隨便用手摸喔

Elkann就說啦「是不能用手碰阿」，「只有馬拉度納才可以在世界盃用手碰球
吧」

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兩分差的比賽...
酸吧，酸吧，酸民們，我怕你們太無聊，酸吧...

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※ 編輯: animalspell     來自: 203.68.164.78        (03/10 16:40)
→ szuta:可以調查一下他有沒有賭錢 XD
推 krazymilk:幫酸迷想一下台詞...
推 LABOYS:早就說不用去跟酸民扯東扯西 拿個冠軍讓他們鬱卒到內傷就好
推 AngelNo13:不是kobe的話酸沒意思
→ krazymilk:酸: 不是整天嗆8個打5個? LA現在是快兩萬個打8個!!
→ krazymilk:XD~
→ hikaruton:XDDDD
推 easycompany:最後一段很有趣耶XDD Maradona躺著也中槍
推 v00001:其實他應該要用腳踢?
→ Skite:Henry也可以，不過是資格賽...
→ animalspell:我也覺得馬拉度那在阿根廷一定覺得耳朵很癢
推 juliushan:馬拉杜那：很抱歉，那是上帝的手
推 kb81:這樣不行喔，你會被酸民掛在嘴上酸一個月滴  = =
推 claus:Steve Bartman !
推 MADDUX31:轉總版可以嗎?
推 jack0124:元po很無聊........................
→ asruar:http://tinyurl.com/yf2aj4g  在他旁邊的是Maroon 5的主唱
推 mikehu:原PO比酸民還有趣好嗎
推 u2gogowin:你這樣也有點無聊...= =
推 Shmilybaby:標題跟最後兩行，我看了也不舒服~
→ animalspell:先講起來當參考阿，這都放在ESPN首頁了，很難忽略啦
→ harrissmart:酸民酸的是KOBE 對這新聞應該沒啥興趣
→ animalspell:樓上的歹謝啦，我只是針對那些老找LAL麻煩的人
→ animalspell:harrissmart說的有道理，不過越來越覺得他們沒節制了
推 Kreen:他還趁機酸一下阿根廷。xd
噓 cba0218:純噓最後兩行 唯恐天下不亂?
推 Kreen:不然你來翻阿，又不肯出力翻譯又愛嫌＝ ＝
→ Kreen:每次看到外電被噓就很無言，我自己看一篇文章不用三分鐘，翻
→ Kreen:一篇要快三十分鐘，我想原PO應該也差不多，花時間做事沒報酬
→ Kreen:就算了，還要被嫌，真是莫名其妙。
→ animalspell:哈哈，娛樂娛樂... 湖人版是個有人情味的地方
→ animalspell:我承認這樣的文字很不客氣，但這裡可是湖人版
→ animalspell:看了20幾年的LAL對無禮的酸民嗆一下也是生物本能
→ animalspell:小弟承認自己的愚昧，不過這種話可別太認真了
→ animalspell:如果在總版這樣貼我被桶那也沒話說了，但這裡是哪裡？
→ animalspell:我到別人的版作客也懂得要保持禮節
→ animalspell:就算別隊的版聚集一堆反湖反科迷我也不可能會去嗆
→ animalspell:但這裡可是湖人迷的家...
推 mnmnqq:補推  自己人開個玩笑沒關係啦
推 Gerrard1004:幫補 感謝翻譯+蠻好笑的阿XD
推 gh32:幫推 翻譯很辛苦的