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http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/columns/story?id=5221000

PHOENIX -- Kobe Bryant walked up to the postgame podium after the Los Angeles
Lakers' 115-106 loss to the Phoenix Suns on Tuesday and launched into a
diatribe, pounding away at his point so often that even the dude from
"Memento" wouldn't need a tattoo to remember the gist of it.
九分輸給太陽後，Kobe緩緩走進了鎂光燈的焦點，
然後開始了比他的跳投更加兇猛的攻勢：
他不斷的重提，提到這一整篇文章刻得比刺青更深。

Bryant didn't care about how well he played. His brilliance was rendered
irrelevant by his team's lack of defense.
他沒有提到他自己打得多好，
畢竟這似乎與那爛得跟東坡肉一樣的防守毫無相關。

Mention No. 1: "Our defense could have been much better, I think."
重點一號：「我們的防守應該可以更好的。我覺得啦。」

That's how the speech started, and really, that's how the Lakers' chances of
making the sun set on Phoenix's season with a commanding 3-1 series lead
ended. Los Angeles let the Suns shoot 48.8 percent from the field, make 11
3-pointers and get to the foul line for 32 attempts.
這是他長篇大論的開場，
也是3-1領先太陽大夢破滅的句點。
湖人讓太陽打出了一場命中率48.8%的比賽，
噴進了11個三分加上32次罰球機會。

The result is a Western Conference finals series tied 2-2, with the series
headed back to Los Angeles for Game 5 on Thursday.
結局就是系列賽呈現2-2平手的尷尬局勢，
週四回到洛杉磯又得一切重來。

Mention No. 2: "Coming up here, we lost a sense of urgency defensively. I
think our concentration was focused on how to attack the zone."
重點二號：「我們在這邊毫無防守的警覺性，只是想著怎麼破區防而已。」

L.A. spent two days diagramming ways to get inside the teeth of the Suns' 2-3
zone after the surprise scheme baited them into going 9-for-32 on 3-pointers
and coughing up 17 turnovers in Game 3. The attention to detail helped, as
the Lakers put five guys in double figures, cut the turnovers down to six and
shot 49.5 percent from the field as a team. But the improvement came at a
cost.
湖人花了兩天在盤算怎麼打進太陽的絕對領域，
這近乎藐視地讓他們噴了32個三分的2-3區防。
討論是有點成果啦，畢竟有五個人得分上雙，
失誤減少到剩下六次，而且命中率49.5%，
不過也因此付出了一點代價。

Mention No. 3: "I think it kind of flipped our attention to detail
defensively. Our focus was on the other side of the floor, which doesn't win
championships. So we need to get back to ground zero when it comes to that."
重點三號：「對區防的過度在意讓我們忽略了防守的小細節，
我們只看到進攻端的改善方向，
但光靠進攻是拿不到總冠軍的。
我們得回歸到最基本的關鍵，熊庹！」

While zoning in on busting the Suns' zone, the Lakers didn't remember the
"defense wins championships" mantra that put them in position to win
back-to-back titles in the first place.
在想著破解區防的同時，
湖人完全忘記了防守贏得總冠軍的教誨，
那讓他們過去曾經連霸的教條。

Shaq表示：我還以為是「Shaq wins tickets, and Shaq also wins championships」

Mention No. 4: "We lost the game because our defense sucked."
重點四號：「我們輸球，因為我們的防守是屎。」

No explanation necessary.
無須多言。

Mention No. 5: "Like I said, we've got to do a much better job defensively.
Paying attention to [Phoenix's bench], all of them, and staying in front of
your man and things like that."
重點五號：「如同我所說的，
我們得在防守上加強力道。
接下來要放更多的注意力在對方的替補身上，
寧可錯殺一百不可錯放一人，
把你防守的每個傢伙都擋得死死的。」

湖人替補表示：

Hey Kobe, you already said that. I suppose seeing an opposing team's second
unit score 54 points to my bench's 20 would make my eloquence elude me as
well.
嘿大蛇丸，你OP了，記憶力退化囉。
這個嘛，我想如果對手的二軍在面前噴進54分，
我的口才應該也會有點石沉大海。

Mention No. 6: "Looking forward to the challenge. I know my guys are. [We
need] to get back to the basics of playing defense the right way."
重點六號：「向前看吧。
我知道我們的人都準備好了，
從最基本開始做好最正確的防守。」

That answer was Kobe's reference to the Lakers' trying to win Game 5 and, you
know, defend their home court.
那就是Kobe對於贏下第五戰的答案，
你知道，就「守」城嘛，趙雲不要再CP了。

Mention No. 7: "Our attention needs to be on the defensive end, period.
That's second-chance opportunities [as well]."
重點七號：「我們的重點就是防守，句點。這也包含了二波進攻。」

Those supposedly speedy yet slight Suns outrebounded the lengthy Lakers by 15
and pulled down an obscene 18 offensive rebounds. And you couldn't even blame
it on Andrew Bynum's knee. The Lakers had their much-maligned 7-footer in
there, and he mixed it up to the tune of 12 points and eight rebounds in 25
minutes. The Suns still dominated the glass.
應該是走敏捷路線的鳳凰城機動部隊，
在第四戰贏了湖人15個籃板，
甚至抓下了毛骨悚然慘絕人寰鬼哭神號的18個進攻籃板，
而這可不能怪某高個的膝蓋。
Bynum在上場25分鐘期間拿了12分8籃板，
但禁區還是被太陽曬得比D'Antoni的笑話還要乾。

Mention No. 8: "I was more aggressive in the second quarter. Felt the game
slipping away, got going, [made] some shots [and] kept it going. But that has
nothing to do with us getting to the next round. We can't -- offensively, we
scored enough points. We've got to do a better job defensively, period."
重點八號：「我在第二節比較有侵略性，
因為隱約感覺到了勝利正在從指縫間溜走，
於是投進了幾球來讓這場比賽還能繼續。
但這跟進入下一輪一點關係都沒有，
不能只是...我們已經拿夠多分了。
我們要加強防守，句點。」

Kobe表示：前有指環王，今有句點王。

As good as Bryant was, going 15-for-22 from the field to finish with 38
points, 10 assists and seven rebounds (15 of those points coming in the
second quarter), the Suns' offense as a whole was right there with him. In
the 22 possessions Phoenix had following a Bryant shot, the Suns were nearly
as effective, going 9-for-15 from the field and 7-for-8 from the foul line to
rack up 27 points, plus three turnovers.
Kobe用15-22的噁心反胃上吐下瀉恐怖命中率射下38分10助攻，
包含了單單在第二節拿下的15分，
但緊追在後的九顆太陽似乎怎麼也射不下來。
太陽在Kobe出手後的22次球權之中立刻予以還擊，
拿下了9-15的出手命中率加上7-8的罰球共27分，
還有似乎不痛不癢的三次失誤。

This could have been the series in which we just sat in a state of awestruck
appreciation of Bryant, because really, has he ever played any better?
Through four games he's averaging 33.8 points, 9.8 assists and 6.5 rebounds
while shooting 55.7 percent from the field. Instead, we're wondering if the
Lakers have what it takes to stop the Suns, who are averaging 113 points per
game in the series. If the Lakers weren't scoring 126 points per game and
shooting an incredible 57.8 percent from the field, they could be down in
this series. Easily.
這個系列讓大人看Kobe看到不敢出門，
小孩聽到Kobe名字就不敢哭，
你肯定沒看過多倫多殺人魔比現在更驚人更血腥。
四場比賽平均33.8分，9.8助攻加上6.5個籃板，命中率55.7%，
但意外的，我們卻在此時想著湖人到底能不能對付平均113分的太陽。
要不是前兩場用57.8%的命中率拿下126分，
他們可能會很輕易的被做掉。

Bosh表示：我看過...

Which brings us to Mention No. 9: "That's not what wins championships.
Everybody wants to talk about the offensive side of the ball. It has nothing
to do with it. Gotta defend."
這也帶出了重點九號：「這不是贏得總冠軍的方式。
每個人都只想著要得分。防守啊！」

Bryant said the "D" word nine times in the aftermath of Tuesday's loss. One
mention for every day between Tuesday and June 3, when the NBA Finals are set
to begin.
這一場輸球讓Kobe說了某個D開頭的字九次，
他最好每天說一次，說到總冠軍戰開打。

Kobe：Defense!
Iverson表示：Practice?

The only question now: Will the Lakers be there to defend their title?
最後僅剩的問題：「連霸」

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