[外電] 老二不硬，比賽不贏。

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工商服務一下，「有沒有板友願意辦下一場版聚啊」XD


Lakers need Lamar Odom to be a standup guy during games, not just after them.
身為一個健康的老二就是要硬起來才能展現價值！

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-0608-plaschke-20100608,0,6376304.column

The 6-10 forward has a good heart that makes him one of the most likable
athletes in L.A., but often frustrates Lakers fans by not showing enough
heart on court. He always owns up to his poor performances, but that doesn't
make his frequent passivity any less maddening.
這位六呎十的傢伙有顆很善良的「心」，
能夠使他成為洛杉磯最受歡迎的運動員之一，
不過有時候這「心」好像不在場上，
雖然他大多數時候都能漂白，
但他的懶洋洋依然令人抓狂不已。

◎古諺有云：「近朱者赤，近板凳者黑。」

Walking toward the dozens of bodies bumping around in front of his locker
Sunday night, Lamar Odom did what he seemingly always does.
面對他櫃子前面這一片人山人海，
Lamar的反應一如往常。

He deferred. Instead of shouting for space, he stood there. Instead of
driving up the middle, he hung around outside.
他沒有卡位大喊，只是不動如山；
他沒有衝鋒陷陣，只是微笑拈花...(呃?)

Instead of stomping through the maze of power cords and stepladders and
sweating humanity that is the NBA Finals media, he simply shrugged.
他沒有踩過那一片記者攝影機麥克風SNG，只是聳了聳肩。

"Hey, Lamar, why don't you do your interviews over here?" said a Lakers
official, pointing to an empty space in front of Sasha Vujacic's locker.
「Lamar，你幹嘛不來這邊接受採訪啊？」
一名Lakers職員指著Sasha公主衣櫃前面的空位問他。

◎Lamar表示：「公主閨房豈可擅闖？」

After this kind of loss — a 103-94 embarrassment against the Boston Celtics
in Game 2 — some stars would have refused to speak in front of someone
else's locker. After a performance like Odom's — one basket in 15 minutes —
 some stars would have attempted to quietly slip away without talking to
anyone.
在輸了這種鳥比賽之後，
有些球星會選擇拒絕在別人的櫃子前接受採訪。
而像咱們家老二這種15分鐘進一球的表現後，
有些人應該會，轉身離開～有話說不出來～

◎Lamar表示：「我只是怕有人從櫃子裡跑出來，你知道的，櫃子嘛。」

What happened next is one of the things about Odom that I find so cool. It is
also one of the things that drives me absolutely crazy.
下一秒發生的事情讓我覺得Lamar酷斃了，
不過同時也讓我簡直快徹底ㄌㄧㄚˇ共。

He went with the flow. He politely stood where Vujacic once stood. He
generously answered every question with class and grace. No show of anger. No
declarations of revenge. Seemingly no idea that at that moment, from the
locker-room offices to the Figueroa corridor, foils everywhere were screaming
for him to start fighting back.
他就跟著人群走了。
他非常有禮貌，不過沒有鬍子地，
站在公主剛才站過的地方，
高雅而紳士地回答了每一個問題。
沒有憤怒，沒有復仇臉，
似乎不知道除了他之外的每個人都在尖叫著，
從辦公室到走廊到休息室，
「快幹爆他們啊啊啊啊啊！」

◎公主站過的位置就可以讓人變得有氣質，人正真好。

Lamar Odom is not only one of the most genuinely good guys in all of Los
Angeles sports, but also one of the most maddening. The Lakers need him, but,
even after six years here, they don't really know him. Even this spring,
while he's finally wearing one of their rings, they haven't figured him out.
Lamar不只是洛杉磯運動圈的好人之一，
也是其中最讓人哭笑不得的囧人之一。
湖人需要他硬起來，
不過在這裡待了六年，
他們還是不了解他。
即使今年春天大夥一起戴上了魔戒，
他們還是不了解他。

◎Olokowonki表示：「糖果幫都很nice的！」

Is he the guy who finished so well against Oklahoma City, or who had trouble
getting started against Utah? Is he the guy who went for 19 points and 19
rebounds against Phoenix or was he, as the Suns' Amare Stoudemire said, just
lucky?
他啾竟是那個打爆雷霆的人，
還是那個被爵士打爆的人？
他到底是海撈十九分、爆抓十九板的痴漢，
還是如同阿罵口中的「好人有好報」(咦)？

◎愛紗表示：「喇機～喇機～喇機～」
              Lucky Lucky Lucky

So far in the Finals, he's been neither. So far, he's been less involved than
Dustin Hoffman. With the series tied at one game apiece, he's averaging four
points and five rebounds in an average of 18 foul-ridden minutes per game.
目前，他啥都不是。
目前，他比Dustin Hoffman還閒。
目前，他平均上場18分鐘四分五籃板，而且犯規比得分多。

◎Sasha表示：「這樣我連個人特色都沒有了...」

From the moment one of Kobe Bryant's passes bounced oddly off his chest in
Game 1, Odom hasn't been able to match the moment. Is his cluttered head
there? Is his bruised body there? We know the Kardashian family is there, and
that's enough to make anyone lose his marbles.
從Kobe把球傳上他的胸口開始，
Odom好像就開始狀況外。
摳摳摳，撞壞的腦袋在家嗎？
摳摳摳，瘀青的身體在家嗎？
摳摳摳...噢，Kardashian在家，難怪...

The foul issue has hampered him — five in each game — but he didn't pick up
his fourth and fifth fouls until the final 27 seconds Sunday, so he can't
blame his play on the officials.
兩場各五次的犯規問題看似有如惡靈纏身...嗎？
第二場比賽直到最後27秒才領到第四跟第五次，
看起來這次好像不能怪裁判齁。

Coach Phil Jackson is seeing more than fouls, because, even though Odom had
only three fouls, he was removed from the game with 5:58 to play and the
Lakers leading by three. By the time he returned in the final minute, it was
over, and everyone surrounded the kindly giant to ask what had made him so
small.
慧眼獨具的接客嬸看見的不只是犯規，
因為即使Odom只有三次犯規，
在剩下5:58而湖人領先三分的情況下，
他卻決定把Odom換了下去，
直到垃圾時間才讓他上來撿撿糖果紙。
所有人都很好奇，
到底是什麼讓他身為老二卻如此「小」？

"I couldn't really contribute much, just in spirit," he said. "That's the way
the ball bounces sometimes."
「不知道囉，我只剩下幫友軍加氣力的功能，球是圓的嘛。」

◎Artest不知道完Phil不知道，Phil不知道完Odom不知道，Odom不知道完...

Obviously, the officials don't think he is exercising enough body control,
and Jackson thinks he is not showing enough mind control, and something is
up, and Odom needs to figure it out, fast.
很明顯的是，裁判不覺得他有在控制身體，
Phil不覺得他有在控制腦子。
現在有代誌了，Odom最好趕快想辦法。

In last year's Finals against Orlando, he averaged 13 points and eight
rebounds, and did the little things that have helped the Lakers grow large.
For Odom, it's always about the little things.
去年打魔術的系列他平均13分8籃板，
並且做滿了所有的小細節；
對於Odom來說，一向都是細節問題。

◎Usher："It's the simple things in life we forget,
          you hear Phil yelling but no box-out is there"

In games during this regular season when he collected at least four offensive
rebounds, the Lakers were 12-3 . . . and in the postseason, 7-1. So far
against the Celtics, he has one offensive rebound.
季賽只要他抓下四個以上的進攻籃板，
湖人有著12-3的八成勝率，
而季後賽呢...7-1，八成七五。
目前對C's的比賽他只有...一個。

◎Lamar表示：「物以稀為貴嘛，不要破壞行情(糖)」

In games in which he has at least four assists, the Lakers were 21-9 during
the regular season and are 4-0 in the playoffs. Against Boston, he has two
assists.
在他有著至少四個助攻的比賽中，
季賽成績21-9七成勝率，
季後賽則是，哇嗚，100%。
不過目前對C's系列...兩個。

◎四個=100%，兩個=50%，該說目前一比一平手不意外嗎
  教授表示：「統計掰^^」(...怎麼聽起來怪怪的)

"He'll get a chance later on in the series to redeem himself," Jackson said.
「過幾場會洗白的啦，他可是洛杉磯『替補都會在季後賽洗白』隊的替補頭子。」

Writers aren't supposed to write these things, but I hope so. Odom is such a
regular-guy star, he's difficult to criticize, and impossible to dislike.
雖然專欄不應該這樣寫，不過我還真希望如此。
Odom是個平易近人的明星球員，
你很難去批評他，更不可能討厭他。

◎PTT鄉民表示：「這世界上沒有我們批評不了的人！」

Who else on the team admits to pregame meals of giant bags of candy? Who else
on the team would meet a celebrity wannabe at a summer party and, against all
advice, marry her a month later because he sheepishly claimed he loved her?
還有誰會在賽前吃滿糖全席？
還有誰會在趴體上認識一個名人之後一個月就獨排眾議瘋瘋癲癲的跑去結婚？

And I've never seen anyone else spend an entire season — 2006-07 — with a
T-shirt hanging in his locker bearing the likeness of one of his children.
This was Odom's way of remembering his 6½ -month-old son, Jayden, who died
in his crib in the summer of 2006 of sudden infant death syndrome.
而且我從來沒看過有哪個人會整季在更衣室裡面掛著印了小孩照片的T-shirt。
那件衣服是他為了紀念他那在2006年才出生六個半月就死於嬰兒猝死症的兒子Jayden。

◎想了半天才找到把中文句子搞得跟原句一樣又長又惱人的方法XD

It's so easy to cheer for Lamar Odom. If only it weren't so darned hard to
watch him.
要不是看他打球真的很抓狂，其實要幫他加油也不是什麼難事啦。

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這篇算是戰犯文嗎XD

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◆ From: 140.112.7.59
推 Ken52039:老二硬了，比賽就會高潮
推 kb81:我很不想這麼說，但是這一場老大才是戰犯
推 arthurkot:樓上言重了  裁判影響到老大的出手選擇才是真的
→ arthurkot:進攻打太深會吹   防守有侵略性也吹  怎打?
→ dOodoOhOw:T-Mac & Arenas表示：「投半場三分啊，呆子！」
推 Ken52039:Kobe用空氣就可以對Allen犯規了
推 kb81:我是以白癡酸民的心理根據而這麼說的，裁判沒有任何問題
→ benson:外電那個問題裁判TD說柯比太善良 第一戰打完應該昧著良心
→ benson:稱讚裁判公正執法 第二戰才不會被婊
→ kb81:阿泰撈到軟豆旁邊的空氣被吹犯規 輪椅廢渣自己絆到腳也吹阿泰
→ kb81:犯規，老大被打到手沒事，推土機掩護也沒吹進攻犯規，
→ dOodoOhOw:欸欸...幹意歸幹意，不要人身攻擊啊...要幫你修嗎↑
推 JeremyKSKGA:Odom一定要好好加油啦!!
※ 編輯: dOodoOhOw       來自: 140.112.7.59         (06/08 13:45)
→ chancewen:Odom硬一下ok?
推 kb81:就進桶冷靜吧，一整個心灰意冷，已經沒什麼好值得在意的了
→ dOodoOhOw:是也沒這麼嚴重，瓜地馬拉都還沒沉下去咧...
推 Ken52039:G3是關鍵，輸了大概就結束了
推 BeanBryant:Odom主場都沒硬了 客場很難 大該會一直恍神到結束
→ Bigcookie2:Odom拜託你回神.....
→ dOodoOhOw:為何我完全不覺得C's有強到那麼威震天下XD
→ kb81:我無論忍受任何不利於老大的情況，尤其是在隊友打這麼好的時
→ chancewen:難說喔，看C's比賽就知道球迷是很瘋狂的2萬多人的聲音
→ dOodoOhOw:Kobe表示：多年以來我一直都沒有愛，又不是一兩天了(茶)
→ kb81:候 這比我告白失敗更讓我心痛，對我來說我的世界已經沉下去了
推 maxjh:◎PTT鄉民表示：「這世界上沒有我們批評不了的人！」
→ kerry0496x:跟英國比算個屁
推 kb81:↑↑無"法"忍受，連眼睛都跟著一起崩潰了......
推 zealeliot:老二真的要硬阿 調度靈活多了 獸哥也有時間休息
推 jimli:也太誇張了吧我已經分不太出來是反串還是崩潰了有必要這樣嗎
推 kerry0496x:崩潰是kb81大大的絕招啊XDDDD
→ kerry0496x:話說身為{挑戰者}，我現在的心情超穩定的...
推 Ken52039:其實還好，樂觀看待G3，我最擔心的是哨音。如果整個系列
→ Ken52039:賽都是這種，我看我會一輩子不看NBA。
推 SureHappy:聽牌我就辦XD
推 BlueSatan:遠目我在總版的發文,總冠軍戰的關鍵,就是哨音跟健康
→ BlueSatan:不管是對湖或對賽有利的哨音,基本上就決定了比賽走向
→ BlueSatan:結果我之前的發文被淹沒在總版噓文海裡...有sense的真少
推 sheekat:唉。
推 mbawen:本場裁判成功將kobe守在板凳上
→ LBJKO:ODOM在不醒 禁區兩這會先垮....操太兇了 可惜他的客場前科
→ LBJKO:真的很令人擔憂....對方KG不在狀態 我們ODOM也是 哀
推 Anastalife:老二真的太重要了哀 我可以接受阿泰放槍 可以接受雙衛
→ Anastalife:自幹 但老二不硬真的就很難贏球