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Kobe Bryant needs to finish the job
趕快把東西收一收打卡下班啦。

Bryant may not be concerned, but the Lakers have to have his clutch
fourth-quarter play if they are going to win the title.
也許他本人是不太在意一節能拿多少分啦，
不過隊友們很在意。
關鍵時刻的Kobe是拿下冠軍的重要武器。

Dressed in black again. Head resting wearily in his giant hands again.
Answers dripping in sarcasm again.
又是穿黑衣，又是撐著腦袋一臉疲累，
又是酸味十足的回答。

As Kobe Bryant emerged from another terse interview in another uncomfortable
interview room Saturday, I followed him down a TD Garden hallway.
週六Kobe在不願面對的訪問之後，我跟著他穿過了TD Garden的走廊。

"What's wrong with you?" I said. "You've been acting strange the entire
Finals. You look hurt. You look like you're not having any fun. And you look
like you can't close games."
「你怎麼啦？整個系列賽你都怪怪的。
  看起來好像受傷了，而且打得很不爽，
  而且好像你沒辦法掌控局面了齁。」

以下是《大師教你為什麼不該亂問問題》中的節錄：

        『問這種問題，你是第一天認識我嗎。』
        「你的膝蓋沒問題吧？」
        『沒問題。』
        「那第四節是怎樣？」
        『你是沒看到他們用四個人守我嗎。』
        「但是你不跳出來湖人贏不了喔。」
        『活跳跳鱻哥你不認識嗎？』
        「沒有在天天過年年年有餘的啦。」
        『師兄弟總有一天會回來的。
          他們一開始進球我就有空間了，沒問題。』
        「你確定不是你自己被打爆了嗎？」

        他停了下來，轉頭面向我，
        忽然全身仙力妖氣凝於印堂，
        眼神直貫天聽，山河為之震動！
        『他們真的覺得我拿不下這兩勝！？』

        他揭下了兩週不笑的假面，
        隨其笑聲而來的是如怒滔驚雷一般的神力，
        此時我只能木然，低頭...

備註：好啦，我玩過頭了。只是對話一句句翻真的太碎XD

So Kobe Bryant is not tired or hurt or scared or even worried. So what's
wrong with me and everyone else who is?
好吧，看來他不但沒累、沒受傷，還連擔心都沒有。
那我是有什麼毛病？其他在擔心的人又發什麼癲？

The Lakers need only to win two of three games against the Boston Celtics to
claim their second consecutive championship, and their leader seems more than
capable of taking them there.
湖人只要再贏兩場就ㄦㄌㄅ了，
而且幫主大人似乎頗有自信而且神力驚人。

Bryant is averaging 28.3 points and 6.3 rebounds and 4.5 assists in the
Finals while playing more than any aging Celtic at 40 minutes per game. He
knows how to fit championship rings. He knows how to finish championship
series. He obviously thinks it's not going to be a problem.
沒有累沒有受傷也不擔心的Kobe老兄，
目前在總冠軍系列平均28.3分6.3籃板4.5助攻，
而且在場上撐得比任何一個C's的老傢伙都久。
他很清楚冠軍戒該怎麼戴。
他很清楚冠軍戰該怎麼打。
他很清楚表示這根本不成問題啦！

So what's my problem? Like Bryant said, how can I ask him those questions?
那我是在發什麼癲問那種爛問題啦！

Well, the fact is that if the Finals ended today in a draw, the Lakers' most
valuable player would be Pau Gasol, not Kobe Bryant, and I don't believe it's
possible for the Lakers to win a championship series in which Bryant is not
their best player.
呃，這個...在第四場用這種方式打完的情況下，
Pau可能會是Lakers的MVP，而不是Kobe；
而Kobe沒有恢復魔人表現的情況下Lakers要拿冠軍有難度。

Then, well, there's that fact that the game's best closer hasn't closed
anything since finishing off Phoenix for the conference championship a couple
of weeks ago, and I know the Lakers also cannot win a title without at least
one grand Kobe finish.
然後咧，嗯...除此之外，自從太陽系列賽之後，
在場上技壓群雄的那個怪物也已經很久沒人當了，
而Lakers至少也得靠他噴一記大的來拿下冠軍。

More compelling, perhaps, is that the Celtics agree with me.
C's好像滿同意我的意見的。

"We think Kobe is due for a breakout game," said Tony Allen, the bench guy
who has been his defensive nemesis so far. "I know we're going to be prepared
for it."
目前守備Kobe幹得還不錯的惱人TOny哥表示：
「我們得趕快做好準備了，這傢伙遲早會開無雙。」

I think he is overdue for that kind of game. And although we know how Bryant
feels about it, I think history says it's not going to be so easy.
我是覺得他已經讓各位等太久了，
一定是大家掌聲不夠大所以他不出來！！！備註：我超討厭這種團康梗...
雖然我們都知道Kobe在想什麼，
但看看歷史課本就會發現大表演沒這麼簡單。

Remember how the Celtics shut him down two years ago? Since Game 2 of this
series, the Celtics' defense is doing the same thing at the most important of
times. The Lakers' closer is getting closed.
還記得兩年前C's怎麼守他的嗎？雙Allen：不要故意惹毛他啊啊啊
自從第二戰開始，那種防守回來了。
Lakers的最佳打手現在正在不斷挨打。

In the last two games, in the fourth quarter, Bryant has made three baskets.
Combined. He is three for 12, far below his normal shooting percentage, not
even close to his normal finishing percentage.
在前兩戰之中，Kobe在第四節只進了三球。
兩場加起來十二進三。
比他平常的投籃命中率低就算了，
比高難度的剩沒幾秒關鍵出手命中率還低。

In one of those games, as Bryant was quick to note, all of the extra
attention on him during that period led to Derek Fisher's heroics. But
somehow, I just don't think Fisher is going coast to coast again this
century. And at some point, once again, Bryant is going to have to figure out
how to do it himself.
在比賽之中，Kobe也發現了防守集中能帶來鱻哥的好機會，
但我實在不覺得在這個美麗新世紀他還能這樣打。
Kobe終究還是得想辦法自己搞定C's才行。

He has to figure it out with a sore knee, and wrecked finger, and weary legs.
He has to figure it out with the Celtics having realized that Ron Artest
can't beat them and Lamar Odom won't beat them. He has to figure it out
during the final draining lap of the marathon, shrugging off the age and
affliction and, yes, the physical Allen.
他要搞定沒吃阿鈣的膝蓋、碎得跟蛋捲一樣的手指、
跑得要死要活的腿、投不進的Artest、人太好的Odom、
跟馬拉松一樣的體力消耗、每一秒都在增加的年齡跟痛楚、
還有TO好像沒有以前多但還是很硬的TOny哥。

To win under these conditions would make this Bryant's greatest championship
yet. Yet even his calm coach realizes the turmoil involved.
這實在不是個很好搞定的總冠軍，
而且就連老爺子也有點心神不寧了。

"They like to get Tony Allen in there to make him really have to work, get a
body on him," Phil Jackson said. "I've got to find a little space and time
for him to give him some rest in that situation so he can come back with
renewed energy. To have that kind of energy to finish a game out is important
to us, and we've got to get that back."
「他們很愛把TA叫上來找他麻煩，毛手毛腳的。
  我得幫他湊點休息時間，補血補魔什麼的。
  在最後時刻有個血補滿的Kobe很重要，我們得想辦法才行。」

Yes, the Lakers have to get the fourth-quarter Bryant back, or they are going
to give their title back. They just don't need Bryant to close a game, they
need him to close a championship.
沒錯，他們得找回那個專業第四節的Kobe，
不然就要把獎杯交給小綠綠了。
他們要的不是用來處理關鍵時刻的Kobe，
是用來處理冠軍戰的Kobe。

"It's going to be fine," he said Saturday, still laughing, disappearing into
a rainy Boston afternoon, not an umbrella in sight.
「沒問題啦，」

這是週六下午，
走入煙雨迷濛的Boston，
輕煙一般的溶在雨中。

眼前沒有一支雨傘，
但這人笑著。






















可他頭頂上霸氣卻直衝雲霄啊啊啊啊！
且見此時雲頂萬雷竄動，
金色的憤怒回應著紫色的神力，
只有市郊的山勉強瑟縮著，
身旁的萬物彷彿已經化為焦土...(略一萬字)

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我果然不適合當文青。

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