作者animalspell (LAL 明天不要太溫暖阿)
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標題[閒聊] 有給他八卦到，有關耶穌跟咖啡
時間Sat May 14 20:04:37 2011
剛剛有板友分享這一篇八卦消息
http://post.nba.tom.com/s/1F00090E4700.html
小的我上網去翻了一下，找到這一篇八卦
http://0rz.tw/D744H
原文比較長，跟中文版的也差不多，小的只節錄個幾段....
Of course, any time you hear “Lakers” and “internal strife” the
first person that comes to mind is Kobe Bryant. While he may be an
assassin on the court, Kobe isn’t necessarily the most street smart
player in the league, and has been known to break a “Man Law” on
occasion. So naturally, many have assumed that Kobe told his wife Pau
had a girl on the side and Vanessa Bryant caused the rift by telling
Ms. Castro, thus leading to her breaking off their engagement and Pau
playing softer than cotton candy.
大意就是說啦，雖然KB是球場上的刺客，他場外不見得是那種最冰雪聰明的人
，人家也知道他曾經有打破「男人法則」的前科。所以粉自然的啦，很多就猜
說KB跟老婆講耶穌在別的地方把妹，然後KB的老婆梵尼殺跑去跟卡斯楚小姐告
密，然後才導致耶穌跟太座吵架，搞到季後賽打得軟趴趴。
If you are one who believes that story then congratulations you are
wrong!
如果你也信這一套，那恭喜，你錯啦
The word I’m getting is that Shannon Brown, yes the same Shannon
Brown who is married R&B singer Monica, slept with Castro during the
season, and the affair was discovered by Gasol towards the end of the
regular season.
俺聽到的消息時香濃咖啡，對，就是那杯跟R&B女歌手結婚的香濃咖啡，在球季
中睡了耶穌的女人，然後在球季末這件事情被耶穌發現了
The confrontation we’ve been hearing about did indeed take place, but
it was between Gasol and Brown, who nearly came to blows in the locker
room and caused a rift that the Lakers were never able to recover
from.
我們聽過在更衣室發生的衝突的確曾經發生過，但那是發生在耶穌跟香濃之間，
搞到兩個人差點大幹一場，導致湖人內部無法修補的裂痕。
The word is that Mrs. Bryant and Ms. Castro engaged in a bit of a cat
fight, that ultimately led to Castro saying that Vanessa sleeps
around, and Mrs. Bryant basically announcing to anyone who would
listen that Castro is really the one sleeping around, specifically
with Brown.
又有此一說KB嫂跟卡斯楚小姐槓上了，搞到卡斯楚小姐跟人家說梵尼殺到處跟人
家睡，而梵尼殺就跟任何一個想聽的人說其實到處跟人家睡的是卡斯楚小姐，尤
其是偷跑去喝咖啡
While many may believe this to be nothing more than gossip, remember
where you heard it first when Brown is traded or let go during the
off-season.
很多人想必把這個當成無稽之談，但當咖啡在球季後被端到別桌或倒在馬路邊的
時候，可要記得這故事是打哪來的阿
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感想：什麼洛杉磯腐人隊，真的有給他八卦到
以下開放噓文 >_<
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推 Eeyniar:這網站講的話可以信? 05/14 20:10
推 cipherpol9:太扯了吧 05/14 20:11
→ SlamKai:鬼話連篇?! 05/14 20:11
→ animalspell:是鬼話連篇阿... 反正... 05/14 20:13
→ lovingkb:ㄎㄎ 05/14 20:14
推 KB24:沒什麼根據的感覺 05/14 20:15
推 zealeliot:賣鬧..... 05/14 20:15
推 v00001:感覺就是鬼話連篇... 05/14 20:16
噓 zsh:沒人噓? 跟之前NASH事件有什麼不一樣? 05/14 20:16
→ nepenthes7:這樣還有可能同時在場上喔 感覺很假 05/14 20:21
→ TRYING:哇喔~~~ 有爆發力就是不一樣 05/14 20:35
噓 zkow:不相信 05/14 20:41
推 Kylet:再傳下去，好像每個球員都有了，其實是轉隊的莎莎(誤！) 05/14 20:48
推 goldenlen:趴數差太多了吧～ 05/14 20:49
推 Carmelo3:= = 05/14 20:54
→ animalspell:卡斯楚小姐原來是啦啦隊的，還挺漂亮哩 05/14 20:55
推 mr81lakers:比台灣八點檔的劇情還要灑狗血 05/14 20:58
→ animalspell:不過我覺得後面那段梵尼殺跟卡斯楚互相爆掛比較好笑 05/14 21:01
→ asruar:流言只會越來越誇張 不會越來越單純 05/14 21:17
→ animalspell:Talk is CHEAP when the story is GOOD 一定的 05/14 21:18
→ asruar:就像飄髮哥跟百步殺船長的八卦一樣 可笑 05/14 21:20
噓 juliushan:如果是真的, 我只能說幹你媽的咖啡敗類廢柴機八毛 05/14 21:24
→ animalspell:乖怪，樓上罵得好流暢阿 XD 05/14 21:29
推 KB24:如果是假的你不就罵錯人了? 05/14 21:45
→ chancewen:科科 05/14 22:00
推 kazake:不管是真是假，夏季咖啡留在湖人的機率 05/14 22:03
推 dannywhat:如果這樣導致咖啡被丟 樂見ㄎ 05/14 22:28
推 msjeve:那咖啡估掰 05/15 00:33
推 Phancy:...滿精彩的 05/15 00:46
→ cyhung1025:不錯 看接下來結局 05/15 01:56
推 GANZ:香濃跟gasol打架,香濃應該會飛踢吧,宮城 VS 三井 05/15 12:12
噓 MK47:如果是假的 我只能說亂罵咖啡的都是敗類廢柴雞巴毛 05/15 14:04
→ theowing:現在是所有隊友都要點名一遍嗎 05/15 15:18