作者allqwdd (乳乳)
看板Lakers
標題[外電]
時間Sat Mar 24 22:16:37 2012
Like anyone who has ever abruptly dumped a longtime love, the Lakers sent
Derek Fisher away last week with one quiet but distinct hope.
事情是這樣的，上禮拜Fisher就像被舊愛甩了一樣給送了出去。
They didn't want to see him any time soon.
這種情況，兩邊應該是會尷尬一陣子不想見面的。
You know the feeling, right? You run into an old partner shortly after a
breakup and it's like, um, er, ah, get me out of here!
這感覺你懂吧？突然間你的夥伴們跟你不再是同一國，你突然就..呃..被趕了出去！
All of which made it deliciously awkward this week when the spurned Fisher
calmly walked down the driveway, turned left, and moved into the flashy house
next door.
這倉卒的決定配上笨拙的處理方式把Fisher給一腳踢開，他也就這樣消失在湖人的更
衣室裡。
After being dumped during his 16th season because he was no longer pretty
enough and suddenly cost too much, Fisher could have gone anywhere from
remote Houston to distant Miami but decided instead to drop his bags in the
one place that currently shadows the Lakers, taunts the Lakers, and could
eventually roll over and crush the Lakers.
因為不再那麼好，而且又有點太貴，被這個他待了16季的地方給甩了。火箭原本可以
送Fisher去邁阿密的，但他最終的落腳處是湖人心中的陰影，是個有機會可以讓他
發洩心中怒氣的地方。
Look across the yard and cover your eyes, Lakers fans.
湖迷們，接受這一切吧。
Yes, D-Fish is really in OKC.
沒錯，Fisher現在真的穿著OKC的球衣。
A week after being shipped out, Fisher is back and bigger than ever, signing
with an Oklahoma City team that has become the Lakers' most serious rival and
roadblock in returning to the NBA Finals.
經過了一個禮拜，Fisher回到了NBA，跟湖人重返榮耀之路最大勁敵之一的OKC簽了約。
In attempting to wipe away the guy like a bad dream, the Lakers only
empowered him to become their biggest nightmare.
湖人嘗試把這個麻煩弄走的同時卻不經意地讓他成為了最大的噩夢。
"I think it's perfect," Lakers center Andrew Bynum told reporters.
"這樣很棒"
Bynum這麼告訴記者。
Oh, it's perfect, all right. It's a perfect storm that could blow away the
Lakers this spring if Fisher plays any sort of role in a potential conference
finals between his new team and old one.
很棒？好吧，當Fisher在西區冠軍賽遇到湖人時，這場風暴又會激起很多話題。
Knowing Fisher, even if he's on the court for only point-four seconds, he'll
figure out a way to haunt.
記得他的0.4秒傳奇吧？這傢伙到時候一定會用很多種方式來報復的。
"I'm going to be so tight if we see them in the conference final and he hits
a big shot," Bynum said. "I'm going to be like, 'Yo, that's crazy.' "
"如果真的在西區冠軍賽遇到那些傢伙，我一定不會鬆懈的。"
"到時候他如果真的又有big shot，我一定會瘋掉。"
Bynum這麼說。
You know what's even crazier? If he does hit that shot, he'll be doing it
with a giant taunt on his jersey.
更瘋狂的是甚麼你知道嗎？如果他真的又幹進了big shot，看看他的球衣，這還真他媽
的諷刺。
Fisher will be wearing the No. 37 to represent his age, a number that
symbolizes a savvy that the Lakers completely discounted when trading him.
Fisher在OKC穿著37號球衣，這號碼代表著他的年紀。是的---37歲---這絕對是湖人
交易他的最主要原因。
"Especially this season, it seemed to be a negative thing that I was 37,"
Fisher told reporters. "So I just wanted to send a message that the Thunder
organization and I see it as a positive that I'm a guy that can still help a
team be successful and compete for a championship at the age of 37."
"是啊，我今年37了，這好像是個很糟糕的事，尤其是在這個縮水球季。"
"我選這個號碼就是想告訴OKC的管理階層，雖然我37了，我還是個有能力
"幫助球隊競爭冠軍的球員。"
Fisher這樣跟記者說
To be honest, if he wanted to symbolize his age, Lakers fans wouldn't be
surprised if he wore the No. 50, as he finished his career here as a creaky
shooter and plodding defender.
說真的，如果他想強調他的年紀，湖迷不會意外看到他穿著50號在場上吃力的防守
伴隨著不穩定的投射能力結束職業生涯。
But Fisher's value is no longer in his physical skills, it's in his veteran
leadership. And if that's as trivial as the Lakers believed, then why did two
teams ahead of them in the standings so vehemently disagree?
但Fisher的價值是他的老經驗以及領導能力，不再是那些籃球技巧了。
但湖人高層顯然不重視這個，但他們有沒有想過如果Fisher沒有價值，為什麼
兩支戰績優於湖人的球隊會去追求他呢？
After a buyout of his contract by the Rockets, where he was initially traded,
Fisher was strongly courted by the Heat and Thunder. Those teams are
considered the two co-favorites to win this year's title. Those teams can't
afford sentiment for the sake of wins, and there was no way they would risk
shaking up their locker room culture with an aging old Laker unless they
thought he could still help them win.
在Fisher被火箭買斷後，熱火跟雷霆都強烈的追求Fisher。
要知道，這兩支是奪冠呼聲很高的球隊，如果他們不認為Fisher可以幫助他們，又何必
要把這老湖人球員擺到自己的更衣室，冒著攪亂球隊氣氛的風險呢？
http://0rz.tw/aJFx3
心情還真複雜啊
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推 LABOYS:他關鍵時刻可以變身超級Fisher，但我不知道除了湖人隊以外 03/24 22:18
推 steven610381:好想在季後賽看到老魚 03/24 22:18
→ LABOYS:有沒有其他隊伍敢在關鍵時刻信任他，放他上場。 03/24 22:18
推 jimli:誰不知道他還可以打 那幾個隊伍都可以用防守cover 03/24 22:19
→ jimli:湖人沒那個本錢了 03/24 22:19
推 chien955401:其實我不太想信雷霆會在關鍵時放他...特別是今天後 03/24 22:19
推 fix927:搞不好老漁是去當臥底的XDDD 遇到才知道啦 03/24 22:21
推 john7420:XDD OKC:先研究不傷身體（季賽），再講究效果（季後賽） 03/24 22:21
推 pujolsX:老魚今天上場36分呢XDD 03/24 22:22
推 Kreen:OK，至少我們對好雷霆有兩個人去守 Durant 了。 03/24 22:23
推 gjack:湖人心中的陰影?!....我印象還停留在阿泰鎖住雷霆王那個年代 03/24 22:24
推 pujolsX:老魚來~Sefolosha上場時間被壓縮了呢 03/24 22:25
推 fix927:老漁上場會比西河和沙發在輕鬆點吧 切爆他 03/24 22:29
推 cvbn7910:老漁過份的自信 真的要服老了吧 成績都慘這樣 03/24 22:30
推 Ken52039:老漁何苦為難老漁 03/24 22:32
推 lawrance0618:也不完全是他沒價值 但現在他狀況實在不值剩下的薪資 03/24 22:34
推 pringle348:就算真的被他決殺也只能認了,不交易根本沒機會打進西冠 03/24 22:36
推 nepenthes7:能跟雷霆拼到要絕殺我會超爽的 噴進就噴進 03/24 22:38
推 hikaruton:Fisher的價值是他的老經驗以及領導能力，不是籃球技巧.. 03/24 22:40
→ hikaruton:看到這句話我只想說 他該去當制服組或是教練~ 03/24 22:40
→ SULICon:這篇新聞簡直一堆謬論 03/24 22:40
推 Ken52039:下禮拜就知道了。 03/24 22:40
→ hikaruton:而不是站著先發 還說想打五年... 03/24 22:41
→ hikaruton:然後在場上當人形立牌 前功畢竟底不了後過 人該向前看 03/24 22:41
推 newsno1:這記者是笨蛋吧 03/24 22:42
推 kobeslaker:Fisher不是薪資問題 是被過太爽了... 03/24 22:42
→ hikaruton:湖人也不是沒邀請他回來當制服組...仁至義盡了.. 03/24 22:42
→ hikaruton:這篇還說湖人處理粗糙?? 應該是沒注意太多細節就寫心得 03/24 22:43
推 pringle348:簡單說就是國外也有糗爺 03/24 22:47
→ LABOYS:[專欄] 費雪靈性不再，湖人隊尚能飯否？ 03/24 22:49
推 oneders39:放老魚投還是會進的 不過沙萱會先切爆他 03/24 22:50
→ GANZ:fisher for three~~~~~ bang~~~~~ 03/24 22:50
推 kobeslaker:被切10分 投回一球 其實沒賺 XD 03/24 22:53
推 jimli:當他說他還要先發五年的時候不管是不是玩笑話 03/24 22:54
→ jimli:湖人應該是交易定了 在讓他先發下去這季就沒指望了 03/24 22:54
推 kobelouli:照這新聞的內容雷霆應該要讓老漁先發才對XD 03/24 23:11
推 bleedingsoul:如果季後賽對到雷霆 看到老魚在場上感覺一定很怪 03/24 23:14
→ pringle348:看到老漁在場上我會想到Sessions可能會生涯新高... 03/24 23:23
→ kazake:我倒是覺得不太需要擔心 FISH上來不知道要先送幾分出去(誤 03/24 23:28
推 lword:關鍵時刻有KD跟西河 輪得到老漁嗎 03/24 23:43
推 zard1983:之前湖人對沙宣就被他砍了32分 生涯次高 ... 03/24 23:44
推 umdm:老漁不被弄走 除非他自降替補 不然MB很難把沙宣扶正 03/24 23:59
→ umdm:對雷霆的比賽還有兩場 看看這兩次交手的結果吧 03/24 23:59
推 kevin77605:不過老魚今天的表現 希望季後賽對湖人都這樣 03/25 00:25
推 goldenlen:沒有他的話，應該會減少很多進入關鍵時刻的比賽 03/25 03:53
推 lanth123:也要有機會絕殺 前期就被爆光了吧 03/25 04:44
推 spko:Bill Plaschke，不意外.... 03/25 06:00
推 funkycat:老魚這兩季的表現讓我很難認同這篇=.= 03/25 06:35
推 spko:Plaschke本來就是這樣，因為現在大部分的媒體都在稱讚湖人 03/25 06:44
→ spko:他只好反過來罵湖人，不然誰要看他的文章....XD 03/25 06:44
→ spko:這就是媒體工作者的悲哀.... 03/25 06:44
推 kb81:推老漁 03/25 14:28