作者elros (You have my word)
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標題[新聞] 賣掉Alonso前，貝帥應該做的10件事
時間Sat Jul 18 15:20:24 2009
From Goal.com 還蠻有趣的
http://tinyurl.com/ll3mas
English Angle: Ten Things Rafa Benitez Should Do Before Selling Xabi Alonso
It seems inevitable now that the Basque pass-master will leave Anfield, but
Goal.com’s Mike Maguire thinks there are much more important matters that
Rafa needs to attend to first...
看起來Alonso離開利物浦是無可避免的，但是Rafa有些更重要的事要去做...
Liverpool fans, it’s time to be honest – Xabi Alonso is all but on his way
to Real Madrid. You didn’t want it to happen, he (initially) didn’t want it
to happen, and perhaps even Rafael Benitez didn’t want it to happen, despite
his previous attempts to sell off his fellow Spaniard.
利物浦的球迷們，該接受事實了，Alonso正在朝白馬而去，我們不希望它發生，Alonso
(在一開始)也不希望發生，Rafa也不希望發生，儘管去年嘗試想要賣
Considering that the boy from the Basque Country has just come off a season
in which he displayed the sort of composure, consistency and class that even
Steven Gerrard never could in a central playmaking role, it would be sheer
madness to even consider selling him... right?
考慮到Alonso上賽季的優異演出，甚至連Gerrard在中場都沒做到這種程度，賣掉他簡直是
瘋了不是嗎?
With that in mind, we’ve compiled a list of suggestions that will hopefully
keep Benitez so busy – and satisfy his financial, squad-balancing and
Madrid-pleasing needs – that he simply won’t have time to ditch one of his
most valuable players.
因此，我們列了一張給Rafa建議事項，在平衡財政、陣容與取悅白馬之中，又能讓他忙碌
點而沒時間賣掉球隊最有價值的球員 (XD)
10. Shave the goatee. C’mon now, Raf – it’s had a good run, but it’s time
to move on. You need a fresh look. Maybe a Mohawk.
10. 剃掉你的山羊鬍，拜託，這也許讓你過去的表現不錯，但是該繼續前進的時候了，
試試這個
http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/06/256_mohawk1.jpg
9. Throw away that heart-shaped pendant with a picture of Gareth Barry
inside. The moment’s gone. He’s run off with Sparky Hughes and there’s
nothing you can do about it – his bank balance is bigger.
9. 該是時候丟掉那個有Barry照片在裡面的心型項鍊，時機已經過去了，他已經跟著
Hughes那些閃亮亮的球員而去了，你什麼也沒辦法做，人家的金庫大多了
(感謝tsenghtj的建議)
8. Buy back Robbie Keane. With Xabi gone, someone will have to step into the
first team – thus leaving a space open on the bench for the impish (and
very, very expensive) Irishman.
8. 把Robbie Keane買回來，Alonso走了之後，有些人會升上來一隊，所以就會有很大的板
凳空間可以給非常非常貴的愛爾蘭人坐
7. Sell Fernando Torres and bring back Emile Heskey. Offloading your most
influential players is all the rage, apparently. ‘El Nino’ suffered through
injury last term, so he’s in danger of being traded in for an inferior,
English equivalent (as per Xabi-Barry last summer).
7. 賣掉Torres而把Heskey帶回來，很明顯的，賣掉最火熱的球員已經變成流行，El Nino
上賽季一直痛痛，所以他最有可能拿去換英格蘭籍的次級品，就像上賽季Alonso換Barry的
想法一樣 (超酸 XD)
6. Make David N’Gog captain. He is the future, of course, and will be an ‘
Untouchable’ once Torres’ move to Tranmere Rovers is completed. The most
talented Frenchman ever to grace Anfield, Bruno Cheyrou notwithstanding...
6. 讓 N'Gog當隊長，他就是未來，一旦Torres轉會去了Tranmere Rovers (League One的
球隊)，他就是非賣品，他是安菲爾德最有天份的法國人，連Cheyrou都比不上 (XD)
5. Quadruple Lucas’ wages. It’s about time his salary matched his
contribution to the team. I mean, he’s Brazilian – so surely he deserves it?
5. 幫Lucas加薪四倍! 是該讓他的薪水跟上他的貢獻了，因為他是巴西人，所以這當然!
4. Give Alvaro Arbeloa to Real Madrid for free – and promise never to
humiliate them by a record margin again. Does what it says on the tin.
Five-goal drubbings begone!
4. Arbeloa免費給白馬，而且保證永遠不以創記錄的差距擊敗、羞辱他們
3. Sell his stake in Pukka Pies. Not only would this provide an instant
revenue boost, but the lack of freebie pastries would save millions in cash
that would usually be spent on ever-roomier suits.
3. 把股份放在Pukka派中賣，不只可以提供立即的收入增加，而且因為免費的油炸點心
少了，人們可以把買寬大衣服的錢省下來
2. Flog all the club’s league titles and European Cups to Manchester City.
They need history, Rafa needs money. It’s a win-win situation.
3. 把所有聯賽跟歐冠的獎盃賣給曼城，他們需要光榮的歷史，Rafa需要錢，這是個雙贏
的居面!
1. Rename the Kop the ‘Michael Owen Stand’. It’d be every bit as popular
with the fans as selling one of the best midfielders in Europe.
1. 將Kop看臺改名成Michael Owen看臺，這將會跟賣出歐洲最佳中場一樣受球迷歡迎~!
Mike Maguire, Goal.com
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推 sofa236:說真的要是嫂子真的走了 我門可以說RAFA是自己捅自己一刀 07/18 15:23
→ sofa236:嗎?! XD 07/18 15:24
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推 madduxowen:我喜歡這篇XD 07/18 15:51
推 rwk:第七點超酸的啦! 不過我喜歡～ 07/18 17:51
推 jackals60:XDDDD 07/18 20:34
推 ahgg:醋滿出來啦~~ XDDD 07/18 21:19
推 Berlin:RAFA看到不知道會怎樣 哈哈 好酸 酸死了 07/18 22:00
推 Didiowen:這篇真的好好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/18 23:04
推 tsenghtj:推 XDD 07/19 00:06
推 freekicker7:owen stand XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/19 00:13
※ 編輯: elros 來自: 218.162.150.71 (07/19 00:21)
推 madduxowen:補推簽名檔 07/19 00:30
推 reallyslow:他們需要光榮的歷史，Rafa需要錢，這是個雙贏的局面 XD 07/19 01:29
→ sinchiyap:第二點其實是把RB在PUKKA PIES中的股票賣掉 07/19 12:49
→ sinchiyap:這樣他就有即時的資金了XD 07/19 12:50
推 sinchiyap:第三點 推錯 07/19 12:50