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標題[閒聊] Pete Rose和Joe DiMaggio在越南的時候...
時間Fri Dec 10 18:49:56 2010
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“In 1967, I get a call from the state department and a guy identifies
himself and he says, ‘Would you like to go to Vietnam?’ I said, ‘Not
necessarily. In ’67?’ He said, ‘Well, Joe DiMaggio’s going.’ So five of
us went over to Vietnam and we went to Saigon and met up on the Intrepid in
Tonkin Bay. And we were there for 23 days. Now we’re down in the middle of
the jungle, it’s hot, it’s so hot you can’t sleep, there’s a war going
on, you can see the helicopter and every fourth bullet is a tracer. We’re up
on a hill and there’s a valley and the other hill is where the war’s going
on. And Joe says, ‘Man, I’ve gotta take a shower.’ I said, ‘Joe, we’re
out in the middle of the jungle, what do you mean you’ve got to take a
shower?’ He said, ‘I don’t give a damn, I’m Joe D and I’ve gotta take a
shower.’ And the only way you can take a shower, Mike, is they have these
big bamboo bags, like, and somebody’s got to get on a chair and pour the
water and pull a rawhide thing and the water comes through and the guy takes
a shower. So I saw everything that Marilyn Monroe saw. Now, when I tell
people the best way to describe Joe DiMaggio, he was a penis with a man
hanging from it. … Does that give you a better perspective?”
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推 ERICKAO08:最後面...是 SO BIG的意思嗎 12/10 18:52
推 Aerialy:下面才是本體 12/10 18:58
推 detinge15:我只看到這一句 12/10 19:05
→ detinge15:he was a penis with a man hanging from it! 12/10 19:05
推 lef1986:巨棒狄馬喬 12/10 19:07
→ mdbbd:So I saw everything that Marilyn Monroe saw. XD 12/10 19:20
推 pmd:XD he was a penis with a man hanging from it 12/10 20:05
推 newest:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/10 20:22
→ proletariat:JFK表示:..... 12/10 20:33
→ saidon:he was a penis with a man hanging from it 12/10 20:45
→ shawncarter:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/10 20:47
推 okajima37:真羨慕XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/10 20:48
推 maxspeed150:Marilyn Monroe表示: 12/10 21:47
推 detinge15: WHAT A BIG _____ ! 12/10 22:46
推 tsming:巨棒鄉民狄馬喬 12/10 23:45
→ tsming:不是人身上掛雞雞，是雞雞上掛人？ 12/10 23:47
→ Herlin:周杰倫表示: 比我還屌 12/11 00:05
推 Hans14:Rose讚曰: 一身都是 12/11 11:27
推 camouflage:XDD 12/11 16:12
推 Guerrero:其實DiMaggio有些全壘打原本會是觸身球的....只不過... 12/11 18:34
推 lingjj:推tsming XDDD 12/12 13:56
推 kohi120:Top Gun! (對岸譯：好大一隻槍） 12/12 17:10