[閒聊] 哪個隊名比較秋條

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Rk  Team   Comments
 1  老虎   The archetype of a good team name. Something exotic that can
           rip your face off.

 2  海盜   A name that suggests swashbuckling adventure, so it could lead
           to a false-advertising suit, but it still works as a good name.

 3  巨人   Works on a literal and figurative level. Classic. I'm not biased
           at all.

 4  水手   Geographically appropriate, and makes me think of tridents, which
           makes me think of Ruprecht in "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels."

 5  游騎兵 Texas Rangers were pretty respected and feared by the bad guys,
           and the name makes me think of those hilarious Chuck Norris jokes.
           What ever happened to those? Bring 'em back, I say!

 6  藍鳥   It's a good team name because it might distract the opponent by
           making them think about how annoying blue jays are.

 7  釀酒人 Beer.

 8  響尾蛇 Snakes are underrepresented in the team-name landscape. There's
           no reason why that should be. They'll freak you out, and then
           they'll kill you.  The prejudice is probably because of a lingering
           anti-Cobra Kai sentiment left over from the '80s, but it's time
           to move on.

 9  洛磯   Straddles the line between "geographically appropriate" and
           "boring," but it's about as appropriate of a name as you can
           get for a team in Denver.

10  太空人 The Houston Astronauts would have been kind of boss, but this
           isn't a bad consolation prize. Reminds you of "The Jetsons,"
           which isn't the worst thing in the world.

11  道奇   Used to be Trolley Dodgers, which was kind of cool in its
           uniqueness.The name hasn't fit, though, ever since Prop 33
           criminalized public transportation in Los Angeles, so they're
           the Utah Jazz of baseball.

12  洋基   A pejorative term that's used with pride, hinting at a kind of
           arrogance that only winners can afford to display. Yeah, that's
           about right.

13  紅雀   Completely boring birds. We're just lucky the ornithologists
    金鶯   got there before the botanists, or we'd have to watch the
           St. Louis Hawthorns and the Baltimore Black-Eyed Susans.

14  馬林魚 They get bonus points for having the most delicious team name
           out there.

15  教士   Inoffensive and forgettable. So at least it fits.

16  光芒   Moved up once they dropped one part of their old four-part name.
           There's ambiguity too, as you don't know if they're the kind of
           rays you can pet in an aquarium, or the kind that kill nature-show
           hosts.

17  雙城   The most boring name in the majors.

18  國民   I stand corrected. At least when you think of "Twins" there's a
           chance you can get the song "Frankenstein" stuck in your head.

19  大都會 Alright, fine. This is the most boring team name in baseball.
           Nay, the most boring team name in sports. Short for "Metropolitans"
           -- isn't that a gas? If Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked this team
           name, it would still be boring. Man, I miss those Chuck Norris
           jokes! And remember when Kanye West took the stage? That was
           hilarious too.

20  皇家   Because when you want to strike fear in the hearts of your
           competitive rivals, you want them to think of inbreeding and
           hemophiliacs.

21  小熊   Squeeeee! Baby bears!

22  費城人 The San Francisco Frannies. The Atlanta Atties. The Boston Bosties.
           Do it for any city, and it sounds stupid, but because you're used
           to this one, it's somehow okay? Open your eyes, sheeple.

23  印地安 The people who came up with these might have had the best of
    勇士   intentions...but, yeah. They don't hold up well. There's nothing
           to write here that wouldn't turn this into a political discussion,
           but, hey, isn't "Angels" a stupid name for a team?

24  天使   The least fearsome team name in professional sports, and it isn't
           especially close. At least with the Cubs, you can picture a baby
           bear getting carried away and drawing blood.

25  運動家 This isn't a team name, it's a snippet of an online dating
           profile. Might as well be the Oakland Handsomes or the Oakland
           Goals-Orienteds

26  紅人   It's a color. More than one, judging by the pluralization.
           Okay. Even worse, it used to be "Red Stockings." Who names a team
           after socks?

27  紅襪   Seriously? What is this about? There had to have been some
    白襪   turn-of-the-century cabal that, if they had their way, would
           have named every team after footwear. The Pittsburgh Hosiery.
           The Philadelphia Knee-Highs. Not acceptable in any capacity.
           When you root for one of these teams, you're rooting for the
           creepy fetish of a dead man.

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推 j094097:Beer XDDD
推 if2:我投Rangers一票  Go Go Power Rangers!
推 zerg1228:Squeeeee! Baby bears!
推 SlamKai:Go Go  Power Rangers~~~~~
推 jason12308:投Beer
推 charlie01:是有沒有這麼無聊...XDD
推 bnsblue:creepy fetish XDDDDD
推 Messi100:Beer!!!!! 不過看不懂的字好多，乖乖查字典去...
推 terop:奧克蘭目標導向隊更怪吧
推 RAYWU321:目標導向? 不是奧克蘭以結婚為前提隊嗎?
推 uponupon:沒有大象喔?
推 fetoyeh:Beer XD
推 mdfh:後面的評論都超機車的XDD
推 royalsage:BRAVERS 喔喔喔喔喔
推 yamatai:棒球服不是就是以高襪為特色嗎？所以很多球隊用襪子當名字
推 Sechslee:超白爛的 XDDDD
推 mayfirst:遊騎兵
推 WLR:Rangers聽起來蠻帥的
推 four5:教士超好笑... 名符其實的無攻擊力且容易被乎略 XDD
推 a502152000:好歡樂XD
推 tigertiger:後面實在好笑
推 gaga19900329:後面的都很好笑XDDDDD
推 LonelyLove:我笑了哈哈哈
推 alasutolu:德州遊俠隊 超帥氣
→ andy880036s:雙城太囧了吧....................
→ andy880036s:有沒有人要轉棒球板?
推 redstone:Baby bears!
推 wangfan3:襪子很臭阿
推 MingXDD:我覺得紅襪名子很棒阿，很有感覺
推 wangfan3:小聯盟更多怪隊名 同位素 鉤子 礦工 天襪 泥母雞 鐵豬...
推 saidon:Beer <-簡潔扼要XDDD
推 sr260302:哈很好笑
推 keepbusy:平平是鳥類  為什麼有差別待遇= =
推 chemikelvin:XDDD
推 antonio019:我覺得皇家最爆笑耶
推 melissalewis:推小聯盟隊名
推 songda:雙城 The most boring name in the majors. XD