[情報] 老虎巨砲變娘砲

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這篇作者是前面說老虎會輕鬆贏巨人的那位

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12:15AM EDT October 26. 2012 - SAN FRANCISCO — OK, we know the airlines
charge a fee these days for overweight luggage, but come on, couldn't the
Detroit Tigers afford to reach into their wallet and pay the penalty?

我知道現在空運會對超重貨物加收錢 但老虎不會付不出吧

Just because Prince Fielder and Miguel Cabrera tip the scales and exceed that
weight limit, it's no excuse for the Tigers to leave them behind in Detroit.

只因為左右雙肥超重了 老虎沒道理就這樣不把他們運來吧

We don't know who's playing first base and third base for the Tigers in the
World Series, but they can't be Fielder and Cabrera

These guys are imposters.

打一壘和三壘的不知道是哪來的工讀生

Fielder and Cabrera are tough dudes, representing the brute strength and
power of their blue-collar town, but they've turned as soft as Brie cheese on
a warm California day.

巨砲軟趴趴

The Detroit Tigers got beat again Thursday, this time 2-0, by the San
Francisco Giants and now trail the best-of-seven series 2-0.

老虎又輸了

If not for Hunter Pence's sacrifice fly in the eighth inning, it would have
been the first time since Game 1 in 1986 that a team has won a World Series
game without driving in a run.

若是沒有Pence的高犧 這場比賽會成為1986後第一次有隊無打點贏球

That's how insane this has become.

Cabrera and Fielder, the most powerful 3-4 combination in baseball, played
pepper against the bleachers during the regular season, combining for 74 home
runs and 252 RBI.

雙肥是現役最猛左右門神

This postseason, they have managed two homers in 85 at-bats.

但季後賽毫無發揮

Giants third baseman Pablo Sandoval produced that in just two swings Thursday
night.

神龍大俠揮兩次就抵過雙肥

This is a Tigers offense that relies on Cabrera and Fielder.

This is a Tigers team that relies on Cabrera and Fielder.

老虎需要雙肥

And, they are going absolutely nowhere in this World Series without Cabrera
and Fielder.

沒有雙肥 老虎哪裡都去不了

They better show up in a hurry Saturday for Game 3 at Comerica Park in
Detroit or this series is going to be over in a hurry.

他們最好快快回神

They were hitless Thursday, and if you can believe it, failed to even get the
ball out of the infield.

今天連內野都打不穿

That was the extent of their power.

You know you've got problems when the Tigers have to rely on Fielder's speed,
and as you guessed, that didn't work out too well, either.

當老虎需要肥王子的速度時 你就知道麻煩大了
而這招大概也沒什麼效

Fielder led off the second inning and let Giants starter Madison Bumgarner's
fastball hit him in the right shoulder. Delmon Young followed with a line
drive into the left field corner that took a crazy bounce and got past Gregor
Blanco.

Tigers third base coach Gene Lamont kept waving his right arm, and Fielder
kept chugging.

Blanco picked it up and hit cutoff man Marco Scutaro (who else?). Scutaro
threw a perfect strike (of course he did) to catcher Buster Posey, who tagged
out Fielder on a bang-bang play. Fielder screamed in disbelief, but
home-plate umpire Dan Iassogna made the correct call.

The Tigers, who could have had runners on second and third with no out,
instead had a man on second with one out. Jhonny Peralta popped up to first
baseman Brandon Belt for the second out. Avisail Garcia struck out.

肥王子硬衝本壘失敗

End of rally.

攻勢結束

Really, end of game.

比賽結束

And, if history holds true, end of the World Series.

世界大賽大概也要結束了

Teams that have taken a 2-0 lead in the World Series have won 41 of 52 times
(78.8%). No team has overcome an 0-2 deficit since the New York Yankees began
their dynasty in 1996.

洋基之後沒有人在世界大賽逆轉過

If Fielder and Cabrera don't resurface in Motown, this team's World Series
performance will be the biggest flop in Detroit since the Edsel, leaving the
city in an ugly, dark mood.

如果雙肥持續低潮 這將是汽車業外移後底特律最大的打擊

A night that should have been spent celebrating starter Doug Fister's courage
-- he was drilled on the head by a line drive but stayed in the game and
retired 12 consecutive batters — instead left the Tigers scratching their
heads.

本來要慶祝Fister英勇表現的夜晚 變成老虎抱頭痛哭的夜晚

Well, if nothing else, the Tigers are coming home for — they hope — the
next three games. Game-time temperatures are expected to be in the low 40s.

Maybe that will wake up the big boys.

或許底特律的低溫可以驚醒這些肥仔

Nothing else is working..

快束手無策了

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推 goopa:提醒一下，請不要使用GAY砲，娘砲之類的用語。
※ 編輯: abc12812        來自: 140.109.64.77        (10/26 12:44)
推 yeng1217:改一改吧 雖然是翻譯不過...
→ goopa:可能會有人檢舉你歧視女性....
※ 編輯: abc12812        來自: 140.109.64.77        (10/26 12:45)
→ gtx20212:看它翻譯還滿好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 lisa541212:有笑有推
→ free120:蠻好笑的XD
推 Heyward:純推Fister~~~~~~~~~~~~~~悲情勇者
推 goopa:翻譯相當簡潔有力
→ Heyward:推錯篇
推 goopa:看老虎打者的揮棒感覺休息6天真的有差...
推 Killebrew:洋基中槍xd
→ goopa:至於被對方美技或對方請神的play那又是另一回事了...
推 Werth:有過該聯冠軍賽橫掃對手後 在WS被橫掃的嗎
推 goopa:五年前就一次啊
推 Herlin:不就是2007 年的Rockies 嗎
推 miabcd199:SI
→ Werth:對 我記得有  不過今年還是有難度
→ miabcd199:落磯好像8連勝後4連敗?
推 yeng1217:07的Rox季後賽連勝到世界大賽然後一口氣被橫掃XD
※ 編輯: abc12812        來自: 140.109.64.77        (10/26 12:57)
推 bonashloc:同一個作者嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ catsondbs:每天都被打臉 xd
→ Catlaco:雙肥應該擺在供品桌上拜就好  怎麼會跑到球場上呢?
推 siliver:推好文和翻譯 XD
推 iori35i:玩全沒感覺  就兩個不討喜的胖子
→ brockqq:老虎比較像06年WS那次 本來也是4-0拿下分區冠軍 結果休太
→ brockqq:久 手感整個噴掉...WS 4-1被紅雀拿下
推 davidex:老虎教練團怎麼回事啊...
推 GoldenWasabi:惹上屍毒的可能性?畢竟在疫區待了幾天
推 wwjd198323:推翻譯
推 gn02384419:腫成大餅臉了
推 secpeda:打一壘和三壘的不知道是哪來的工讀生 XDDDDDDDDDDD
推 JubeChocobo:沒有海報錯了嗎
推 PlusP:ALCS輕鬆過本來就是假象，並非老虎太好，而是洋基表現太軟
推 dtundertaker:其實是翻譯好笑XDDDDDD 不然是很認真的 哈哈哈哈
推 secpeda:SFG:kate跟SI都是我們派出去的間諜
推 Kinra:「洋基之後沒有人在世界大賽逆轉過」並不是在表洋基，那句講
→ Kinra:的是洋基王朝之後，不是洋基本身被逆轉的事
推 MAYDAYJJ:推翻譯 (翻的好像RAP歌詞 XD
推 lroger:底特律胖虎隊 VS 舊金山技安隊
推 eon4:汽車業外移後底特律最大的打擊 XDDDDDD
推 fcukof:所以他是自己打臉了嗎(?)
推 ImpactBlue:我想知道作者的臉 現在到底有多腫 (￣ε(#￣)
→ ImpactBlue:單純看近期數據 就可以判斷輸贏的話 用電腦模擬即可
→ ImpactBlue:作者當作世界大賽在打好看的嗎
→ tonyselina:其實汽車業外移後，後來綠化還有犯罪率降低耶，還好吧?
推 a502152000:汽車業外移後底特律最大的打擊 XD
推 dudu5566:老虎再強只要上帝站在巨人那邊也沒用
推 kyo28:誰叫一堆人唱衰巨人 巨人隊的逆襲再度上演 不要不信邪
噓 wildmemory:原作者爛死了，見風轉舵譁眾取寵的寫作方式
推 jaysuzuki:真的超想噓下去，為了原PO才推的
→ PlayStation3:就不知道預測這種事情惹到誰了？
推 mermaidhan:老虎打線:現在不是春訓嗎?
推 super009:"老虎很強"真的是ALCS印象加分太多 不然從季賽到ALDS
→ super009:真的不覺得這季老虎有明顯的強過其他季後球隊 短期賽亦然
推 henryshih:跟08年另外那隻0-16的貓科動物比哪個打擊比較大??XD
推 eanson11:事後諸葛的筆者一堆阿 看看一開始有多少人說DET會打爆SF?
推 mott:Wbc的翻版...一堆鄉民認為的神人都只能勞賽的份
→ sneak: 真的超想噓下去，為了原 https://noxiv.com