Re: [外電] 請，芝加哥小熊，不能簽下田中將大

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※ 引述《celebe (批踢踢程式人)》之銘言：
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: http://sports.yahoo.com/news/please-chicago-cubs-don-39-t-sign-masahiro-175600795--mlb.html
: Please, Chicago Cubs, Don't Sign Masahiro Tanaka
: 請，芝加哥小熊，不能簽下田中將大
: By Brian Davis；January 3, 2014 12:56 PM
: COMMENTARY | OK, I'll admit it, I'm a total and complete wuss when it comes
: to long-term contracts in baseball.

碰到大合約的時候，我的膝蓋很容易就軟掉，就要下跪。

: And I'm not even the one footing the bill. The extent of my experience from
: the bleachers of Cubs Nation are the accompany nightmares to Alfonso
: Soriano's seven-year, $136 million contract that he signed all the way back
: in 2006.

是Soriano告訴我什麼叫膝蓋軟掉。

: And while we all watch the Los Angeles Angels drown in their ludicrous
: contract to an ailing Albert Pujols, and prepare to watch the Seattle
: Mariners do the same with Robinson Cano, I ask the Chicago Cubs one thing:
: Please, please, do not sign Japanese pitcher Masahiro Tanaka. Please.

想到Pujols與Cano的大合約我的膝蓋就軟掉，就要下跪。

一年軟一次就好，所以....不要...田中不要....


: For some strange reason, Theo Epstein and company have been highly criticized
: for putting out shoddy major league clubs as they rebuild the organization.
: Approaching Year Three, people are getting antsy, impatient, and occasionally
: downright angry.


大家都說只會在家種菜的小熊是魯蛇，莫等待、莫驚慌、趕快來買菜才是正途。

: While I'm not overly sure what those particular people expected from a team
: planning to be mired in the doldrums of minor league rebuilding, but Tanaka
: is not the puzzle piece worth blowing up all this hard-earned patience we've
: all been cultivating since Epstein took over.


這些青番喜歡逼迫宅在家裡種菜的熊出門買菜

但是最近火紅的田中將大值得宅熊開葷戒？

: Tanaka's age and numbers suggest he's worth just about whatever he asks for.
: And history for top-of-the-line Japanese pitchers says that that's about what
: he'll get in a contract. He's only 25, has a career ERA of 2.30, is 99-35,
: and has about a 6-to-1 strikeout-to-walk ratio. On paper, there is basically
: nothing to dislike about the man.
: But this piece isn't really about whether or not Tanaka is going to live up
: to his billing, it's about how Tanaka would be a terrible fit for the Chicago
: Cubs.


田中將大怎樣不重要的啦

他就是不適合宅熊啦

: Yeah, I know, the Cubs need starting pitching like the world needs water
: (especially if Jeff Samardzija happens to get shipped off). And, yes, I know
: the Cubs are going to need to spend big money on somebody eventually, but a
: year (or two) away from your top prospects even cracking the majors just
: doesn't seem like the time to do it. In fact, it specifically feels like the
: time to not do it -- especially on someone who hasn't even had the
: opportunity to prove his value in the majors.


需要投手

但是他一球未投

而且農場還沒準備好


: This isn't to suggest that all these prospects are going to pan out either --
: the prospects in mind aren't even pitchers -- but the time to spend the big
: money should come once the Cubs know what they have and what they don't in
: those prospects. They would consequently know who they could trade without
: handicapping the organization, and, more importantly, which positions they
: could consider filled.


該升級我的撥接網路囉

: And while anyone with eyes can see the Cubs need help in the starting
: rotation, spending over $100 million (most likely) to get one player who
: plays, at best, one out of every five games on a team with more holes than
: Bonnie and Clyde's getaway car seems beyond silly.


一億美金只能五天爽一次

不夠

: So, I'll plead one more time: Please don't sign Masahiro Tanaka.


所以 不要

: Brian is a lifelong Chicago Cubs follower. Living in Illinois his entire life
: has given him a chance to closely follow and report Chicago sports as a
: freelance writer through Yahoo Contributor Network and Yahoo Sports. He is
: also a senior majoring in Creative Writing.

沒聽過  這是誰

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