[惡搞] Some funny quotes

[hermione731 (Acquiesce)]

在前幾篇的那些youtube影片中　
Muse在許多人心中絕對又加上了一個"搞笑"的封號吧

不過他們除了會表現的很好笑外
也常常在訪問或是與歌迷的對話中講出一些讓人狂笑的東西

我選了以下幾個我覺得很經典的quote:

1.訪問者很故意篇
 Interviewer:what's your favourite or worse place to play the guitar?
 Matt:My worse is around one or two people,i just cant do it
 I:will you play me a song
 Matt:did you............even listen to what i just said!?

2.想起來很害羞篇
 Dom:we were looking for a high percussion sound for the end of the song `Space
 Dementia` and we tried shakers, salt and pepper things, and even palm rubbing,
 but we ended up miking up Matt's trouser zipper.

3.太謙虛篇
 Matt:"I think i'm crap. I'm a crap guitar player. I'm really not very good.
      And i thought I was a good singer until I met Coldplay. That guy's got
      a real voice. He can sing ."

4.年少的愛情篇
　Matt on his teenage girlfriend:
　"And when we split up, just after we finished the second album, that whole
  period was quite, erm, experimental."

5.Matt最害怕的事情
ꄠMatt:"Being impregnated by an alien and giving birth. It'd be awful to give
  birth to a freak so you'd have to hide it away from everyone but still bring
  it up as your own."

6.Matt & Madonna !?
  I:are you a glastonbury virgin or veteran?
  Matt:i feel like a virgin, but i have a feeling i'm a veteran. it's like
  madonna - like a virgin (cue the famous matt laugh)

7.Matt & Dom!?
  Matt:if you had to select a fancy dress outfit for me, would you choose
       batman, superman or wonderwoman?
  Chris: batman
  Matt: thats dark. I'm not a dark person, I'm the sunshine of your life!
  Dom:well I'd say wonderwoman
  Matt: thats how he'd want to see me. ever since I saw him bend over to get
        an injection in the bum theres been a strange energy between us
        (laughs) there's definately suspicion!

8.Dom有一套清潔化妝組
  Dom: whats the worst thing about sharing a tourbus with me?
  Matt: all your faffing about. his electric toothbrush and mouthwash just
        wind me up. for one, it reminds me how unclean I am.

9.真的假的!?
  Chris:whats my most annoying habit?
  Matt: farting. I can recognise you by your farts by both smell and volume.

10.經典中的經典
   Chris: who's the biggest bitch?
   Dom: matts the biggest and we're his bitches

11.Dom的要求很超過
   Dom: if a venomous snake bit by arse would you suck the poison out?
   Matt: I'd be more than happy to. I have got medical training-I did a first
         aid course. i can do resuscitation, mouth-to-mouth, all that kind of
         thing. if you cut an artery open I could stop the bleeding; tie a belt
         around the groin, fucking do it tight and stand on it, and go
         'SHUT UP'!.....but yeah, the venom. I'm not that advanced but I'd give
         it a go.
   Dom: what if it bit me on my knob?
   Matt: then I would let you die.

12.秘密
　ꄺTell us a secret
    Matt: Dom and I have identical remote control cars. I crashed mine and
          swapped the body shells and didnt tell Dom'


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有人還有看過更有趣的嗎?
他們接受訪問常常會亂說話XD

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※ 編輯: hermione731     來自: 61.230.8.225         (03/04 23:49)
→ gaudi:先看第一個就覺得好好笑 想像那畫面 這稀有沒有畫面啊
推 gaudi:沒想到MATT覺得COLDPLAY的聲音好耶
推 halimouw:I'm the sunshine of your life!  XDDDDD
推 Gronkjaer:matts the biggest and we're his bitches XDDDDDDDDDDD
推 gaudi:如果有毒蛇咬了DOM的屁股 MATT願意幫他把毒液吸出來 結果
→ gaudi:DOM又問如果咬在我的XX上呢 MATT說 那他寧願看著DOM死 哈哈
→ gaudi:我快笑死了 這些到底有沒有畫面看啊 還是雜誌訪問啊 笑死了
推 panasia:我也像看畫面也 要打什麼關鍵字在YOUTUBE呢?
→ gaudi:原來CHRIS的屁很擾人啊
推 ab3cd:最後一個好好笑XDDD
→ gaudi:對啊 沒想到MATT很壞 自己遙控車壞了 竟偷拿DOM的來換
→ gaudi:還敢說自己不是dark person,sunshine of your life個頭啦 XD
推 hermione731:這有些是雜誌的訪問　有些是節目　因為是好一陣子前選
→ hermione731:的了　所以都已經不太記得出處哩 sorry
推 Maderline:XDDDDDDD 好笑推　MUSE真的太寶了啊　
推 firth:like a virgin好冷喔XD  真是個歡樂團 XDXDXD
推 an413c:好笑!! 我喜歡第一個!!! 不過有聽說過這件事情了..
推 ventelp:XDDDDDDD...
推 ciaovivianna:笑死了XDDD I'm the sunshine of your life!
推 dearlayla:matts the biggest and we're his bitches XD
推 sunnyhua:XDDDD
推 JO87:matts the biggest and we're his bitches! LOL XD
推 footballitis:matts the biggest and we're his bitches XDDDDDDD
→ muxiv: like a virg https://moxox.com