[轉錄][閒聊] 最辣的A片

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※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板]

作者: hayato0405 (楊紹) 看板: sex
標題: [閒聊] 最辣的A片
時間: Tue Jun 28 18:43:37 2005

今天忽然想起國中第一次買A片的情形
那時我還是懵懂無知的小朋友
第一次進入放著玲瑯滿目的A片店裡
心中實是又驚又喜
可是第一次嘛
難免不知道哪一片好看
不好意思地向老闆問說：「老闆，有無碼的嗎？」
「你還沒滿十八，看啥小無碼的」
「那有辣的嗎？」
老闆看了我一眼，回頭從A片堆裡拿出一片光碟，笑瞇瞇著說「這片保證辣，不辣免錢。
「喔！這樣啊」
我看一看封面，斗大四個字「動力火車」
啥小啦！我要A片不是要唱片啦
可是老闆一直拍胸捕保證一定夠辣夠刺激
我就免為其難地付了錢
回家一看















幹！竟然是十個男人互相用自己的老二捅對方，連成一長串，
可怕的是還不停地抽動
難怪叫動力火車
當之無愧啊
想拿去退錢
可是，的確是很夠辣啦
只是我小小的心靈從此蒙上一層陰影


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