[情報] Exclusive (And I'm Serious): The NBA …

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作者: popstarkirby (一人一千P 救救批歐批) 看板: NBA
標題: [情報] Exclusive (And I'm Serious): The NBA Will Ban Mavs' Caro
時間: Thu Feb 25 10:02:31 2010

http://www.dallasbasketball.com/fullColumn.php?id=2636


    The NFL is cracking down on human-growth hormones. Major League Baseball
has had enough of steroids.

   And the NBA? A DallasBasketball.com investigation (seriously) reveals that
the NBA is committed to curing basketball of oral fixations. … and therefore
Caron Butler – who suddenly is unavailable to go tonight against the Lakers
due to a negative reaction to a medication – is going to have to perform
without his weird addiction of chewing plastic straws.

   Yes, I’m serious!

   The immediate issue, of course, is Caron’s absence for tonight. Without
him, the Mavs will have to scramble to find matchup advantages against the
West-leading Lakers.

   But the far-reaching issue is the plastic-straw controversy.

  “They say it’s against the rules,’’ Mavs owner Mark Cuban told DB.com
just moments ago. “That’s all I know.’’

   We’ll spend some more time on this as we go. (You know we will! This is
serious!) But for the moment, we will ponder why Chancellor Stern – who
surely has bigger fish to fry, what with CBA rules-bending and dress-code
violations and stuff – would bother with this … now.

    For quite some time during Butler’s pro career, he’s chewed plastic
straws (preferably from McDonald’s) at a rate of about 12 per game. As far
as we know, he’s done it for scores of Wizards games as he earned a pair of
All-Star berths.

    Maybe this can go to arbitration? Maybe Billy Hunter (or Gloria Allred)
can get involved. Or maybe Caron can find a stick of gum that tastes like
plastic?!

   But there's the scoop.

    So …




NFL在抓使用荷爾蒙的

MLB在抓使用類固醇

據說NBA現在要治療

比賽時喜歡嚼東西的

Caron Butler前幾天在訪問中提到

他喜歡"嚼吸管"

Butler今晚對湖人不會上場

小牛官方是說受到藥物的副作用

Butler職業生涯嚼了不少吸管

據說他一場比賽會嚼12隻

他獨愛麥當勞的

嚼吸管的習慣跟他上場表現不知有無關係

對聯盟禁止Butler嚼吸管

Cuban表示聯盟只說

比賽中嚼吸管違反聯盟規則

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推 WeiTitan    :.....
推 noah1005    :.....
→ popstarkirby:我是在想這跟他的"藥物副作用"會不會有關聯@@?
推 REXDJ       :Butler:我知道他們只是害怕也愛上這種嚼吸管的感覺..
→ auguestfox  :原因好鳥...
推 nowismallki :聯盟看小牛可能會擋到湖人霸業，故意要拿Butler開刀
→ nowismallki :讓他可能因為沒吸管咬而打不好...
推 Fogi        :樓上ID很有趣  XDDD
推 Drpig       :這場比賽才和我學弟賭麥當當而已....不要鬧了
→ Drpig       :完全不懂為什麼不能咬吸管
推 basshand    :簡單的說 官方覺得他吃了某種藥 才會愛上咬吸管
→ basshand    :是這樣嗎?
→ popstarkirby:不是 應該是官方想治療他愛咬吸管的習慣然後給他吃藥
推 unbomb      :聯盟管太多 要不要建議新出版的DSM-V把嚼吸管列入
→ popstarkirby:其實聯盟是針對"嚼士"!
推 unbomb      :嚼士是啥？
→ popstarkirby:utah jazz @@
推 unbomb      :哈 了解 可憐的阿嚼
推 jeff410226  :為啥以前就可以....冏
推 unbomb      :可能因為今天對湖人吧  之後可能又解禁..XD
→ popstarkirby:我看到時以為是joke呀...就去翻其他外電看
推 mea7211     :以CB自己的說法 其實他已經達到上癮的標準了
→ mea7211     :"吸管是我的命根子，他們可以讓我冷靜下來"
→ mea7211     :"我會變的很糟糕，甚至退出比賽"
→ mea7211     :不過奇怪的是聯盟的介入時間點 尤其Kobe之前有說過小
→ mea7211     :牛這次交易後又變得更強大了…  實在令人可議
推 mea7211     :個人認為對藥物的反應只是官方說詞 戒斷期間本來就會
→ mea7211     :有很多癮頭發作時的副作用 不一定是吃藥造成的
推 dmdjjj      :不是上癮不上癮的問題，嚼東西本來就沒什麼，也可以
→ dmdjjj      :說嚼口香糖的人上癮，問題在這行為本身沒啥，何必禁
推 mea7211     :喜歡和上癮還是有程度上的差別 如果CB說的那些話沒有
→ mea7211     :誇張的成份在內的話 那的確是已經到上癮的程度了