作者popstarkirby (一人一千P 救救批歐批)
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標題[外電] Friday Morning Mavs Donuts: Uncomfortably Numb
時間Fri Mar 19 23:53:34 2010
http://www.dallasbasketball.com/fullColumn.php?id=2747
Friday Morning Mavs Donuts ... Jet is uncomfortably numb. ... Cuban welcomes
Michael Jordan ... Should the Mavs change their starting lineup? ... Baseball
and Coke do not really go together ... Confessions of a Non-Sex Addict ...
These are your Donuts -- Go stuff yourself!
DONUT 1: I don’t want to freak anybody out here, but there is word that
Jason Terry still feels completely numb on one side of his face.
Now, we all know Jet is a tough dude. (Though maybe you didn’t know this:
Jet, now in his 11th season, has missed just 25 games in his career. That’s
the second-fewest among players with at least 10 seasons.)
And I assume that feeling (non-feeling?) will fade. But until it does,
there is no justifiable reason for Jet to be unmasked.
Jet現在覺得有一半的臉很麻
Jet在過去十一年的生涯
只缺過25場比賽
是現役打至少10年的球員中
缺第二少的
DONUT 2: Mark Cuban has offered up an official Twitter welcome to NBA
ownership to the new Bobcats boss.
“Welcome to the NBA, Michael Jordan!’’ Cuban writes. “Glad to see you
by the team bench. Let’s see if they fine you for doing the same things I
did. :) ”
Cute … but also worth watching. What does David Stern do if Michael
Jordan sits on a gym floor?
Mark Cuban在他的twitter上正式歡迎MJ當山貓老闆
Cuban寫"歡迎來到NBA! 我很開心在板凳區看到你。我們來看看
如果你做跟我一樣的事聯盟是否會罰你 :)"
DONUT 3: Now that Baylor’s in the NCAA Tournament, will they allow it to
still be called ‘The Big Dance’?
DONUT 4: The post-trade Mavs are short of perfect … but record-wise, just
barely.
Rick Carlisle was asked the other day if an alteration to the starting
lineup is in order because of the slow starts. Carlisle said something about
keeping his mind open to assorted possibilities, but …
The starting five of Marion, Nowitzki, Haywood, Butler and Kidd is 9-1.
I can see advantages to having Roddy Beaubois be part of the group and
opening at the 2. But big-picture, how much do you really want to mess with
9-1 success?
Marion Dirk Haywood Butler Kidd打先發時
小牛戰績是9勝1敗
DONUT 5: Two more thoughts on this:
If you alter the starting lineup to include French Cuffs, are you taking
advantage of the fact that in seven of the eight games in March he’s scored
in double-figures and is averaging 16 ppg? Or are you upsetting the apple
cart?
Along the same lines, if you insert Roddy B you probably demote Shawn
Marion. But why? In the six games leading up to Chicago, Marion was averaging
17.3 points, 8.8 rebounds, 1.8 steals and 1.3 blocks while shooting 56.6
percent. And then against the Bulls he made six of his 12 shots for 12 points
with seven rebounds.
Why change that?
I said on TV the other night at Roddy B has a chance to be the “savior’
’ here … and that’s too strong a word. “Difference-maker’’ is better
said.
Marion過去六場比賽平均17.3分8.8籃板1.8抄截1.3火鍋 fg 56.6%
對公牛時他有12分7板
作者不認為應該以Beaubois取代Marion先發
DONUT 6: Another year, another shameful drug-related habit swept under
the Rangers rug.
I always think there is much to be gained by emptying one’s pockets and
telling the entire story in one big outpouring of truth. But doing it the
Rangers’ way?
There are unanswered questions flying everywhere.
This happened during which series? … How did his team perform? … There
a blackmail angle in here somewhere? … This is a 57-year-old man’s first
time to ever try coke? Really? … Did the Rangers think this would never come
out? … A “disgruntled ex-employee’’ spilled these beans but so what? …
Why not fire him?
It’s Wash now, it was Hamilton last year, it was Palmiero before that,
it was Canseco before that …
These issues are not exclusive to the Rangers, of course. But the
ballclub does seem to have cornered the market on how to mishandle covering
up these issues.
DONUT 7: I’m already anticipating the Washington-defending emails.
May I preempt your communique's?
What would the reaction be if news broke that last week, Rick Carlisle
was caught snorting coke?
What would the reaction be if news broke that in the week before the
Cowboys’ playoff game at Minnesota, Cowboys coach Wade Phillips has done a
line?
Hey, last night, Duke’s Coach K and got together with the fellas and
did a bump.
Do you get it now?
DONUT 8: DB.com Player of the Game voting for the win over the Bulls?
Congrats, Caron … you win the Dirkie!
DONUT 9: They’re charging $25 to watch Texas Stadium implode. But Eagles
fans are invited to enjoy front-row seats for free!
DONUT 10: Sorry, but the sexting done by Tiger Woods to mistress Joslyn
James does not in any way read like the work of someone “suffering’’ from
the “debilitating disease’’ of “sex addiction.’’ (No, I won’t link.
Google it yourself, perv.)
Tiger comes across as someone very much in control. … very cool. … very
matter-of-fact.
Now, these are text messages delivered to us in print, so “comes across’
’ is obviously subjective. But in my experience with “debilitating diseases
’’ and people who “hit rock-bottom,’’ there are certain notes that are
struck.
And the private Tiger doesn’t seem to be striking any of those notes.
So for me, nothing has changed. Tiger’s behavior is not unlike the
behavior of pals like Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley and Derek Jeter … with
the only defining lines between “playboy’’ and “sex addict’’ being
a a marriage vow
b getting caught
DONUT 11: Skin with a fun glimpse inside how the TV post-game interview
works. Co-starring Dirk, Caron and Sarah Melton.
DONUT 12: Ron Washington does cocaine? Marion Barry approved this message.
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推 picaro :缺賽第一少是誰啊?? 03/20 00:25
推 nwonash :庫班那席話 也太好笑了一點XD 03/20 00:29
推 Hibachi :Cuban好酸....XD 03/20 01:07
推 JohnConnor :酷班超白痴XDDD喬丹應該不會那麼容易發脾氣吧! 03/20 08:11
推 DM24Tim :Jet連手指骨折都可以兩週歸隊...真的很怪物 03/20 09:40
推 convey1227 :然後 全聯盟現役至少打十年缺席第四少的是Dirk 03/20 11:36
推 picaro :所以第一少的是誰阿XDDD 我記得KIDD也蠻少的? 03/20 11:55
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