作者mark0912n (一個好人)
看板MiamiHeat
標題[外電] The humanizing effect of Joel Anthony
時間Sat Apr 23 18:04:35 2011
原文:
http://tinyurl.com/3oyxywd
LeBron James led all scores and produced YouTube catnip with a thunderous
alley-oop finish on a break.
所有分數都關於LBJ，並且他在快攻中用雷霆般的空中接力製造了一堆你水管影片。
Dwayne Wade fought through migraines and endured the blinding white glare of
an arena full of white wedding seat covers.
(譯按 原文拼錯Wade名字 婚禮坐套不是我亂加的喔 XD)
Wade在充滿刺瞎眼的強光和白色婚禮坐套的球場中戰勝了偏頭痛。
Chris Bosh topped 20-10 for a second consecutive game and has never appeared
more comfortable in a Miami Heat uniform.
Bosh連兩場比賽突破20-10，他穿熱火球衣從來沒感到這麼蘇湖。
But who was everyone talking about after the game? Whose locker was the press
scrum congregated in front of during the intermission between Erik Spoesltra
and Bosh's postgame availabilities in the main interview room? Who was the
subject of questions posed to everyone from Andre Iguodala to Bosh?
但是誰是賽後大家談論的對象?在濕婆的中場訪問和龍王的賽後採訪之間誰的櫃子前
是記者們混戰之地?誰是從小AI到Bosh都被問到的主要問題。
Joel Anthony.
是囧安
The Heat's center owns the NBA today, for his consecutive blocks that ignited
the aforementioned alley-oop and for anchoring a Heat defense which held the
Philadelphia 76ers to a paltry 83.0 offensive rating.
這個熱火中鋒持續的用火鍋點燃前述的空中接力，並且為熱火的防守定下基調，讓
七六人只有83.0的進攻效率。
Both Rob Mahoney of The New York Times and Couper Moorhead of Heat.com
published smart stories on Tuesday about how indispensable Anthony's presence
is to the Heat's defense. If you prefer first-person testimonials to advanced
analytics or video footage, there was plenty of that Monday night from the
Heat's starters, head coach and opponents.
(
http://tinyurl.com/4xt7vgj http://tinyurl.com/3v7jns3 這是文章提到的兩篇報導)
內有影片可看
紐約時報的Rob Mahoney和Couper Moorhead在Heat.com刊出的文章顯示出囧安對於
熱火防守的貢獻。
如果你喜歡更身歷其境的進階分析或錄影帶，有很多來自熱火先發、總教練和對手
的評價。
But there's another variable to the Anthony sensation. The crowds at
AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami aren't chanting M-V-P when Anthony steps to
the free throw line because they like his plus-minus numbers or even because
he brings a unique biography or hustle to the game that was narrated
beautifully by Tom Haberstroh last week at Heat Index.
(http://tinyurl.com/3csym35 那篇自傳 頗有趣)
(http://youtu.be/CL83-xPedDU 為囧安呼喊MVP)
但對於囧安還有更大的震撼。
觀眾在囧安部上罰球線時，觀眾呼喊MVP!!
(譯按:到底是有，還是沒有阿= =)
因為他們喜歡他的+/-，甚至是那一篇Tom Haberstroh上週在熱火網站寫出的
詞藻優美的傳記。
Spoelstra and the Heat coaching staff love Anthony for all those
contributions that don't show up in the box score, but we love him for an
entirely different set of intangibles. Anthony has been able to accomplish
something that no one has been able to do:
濕婆和教練們愛死囧安看不見的貢獻，但我們愛他另一項除了囧安沒人達成的看不見的
貢獻。
Joel Anthony has humanized the Miami Heat.
囧安讓火火人性化了
The league is stocked with guys whose imperfections -- both in game and
appearance -- make them lovable. Brian Scalabrine made a career for himself
in Boston as an everyman. It's impossible to find a Clippers fan who can
suppress a smile if you utter the words "Keith Closs" in conversation. You
can probably trace your lineage as an NBA fan by your attachment to these
kinds of players over the years.
聯盟充滿了不完美的男人--不管是比賽還是外表--讓他們變的可愛。
Brian Scalabrine在波士頓的生涯是作為一個普通人的代表。
(http://youtu.be/MFgyl1anaKk 大家愛死他了 XD)
而你不可能找到一個快艇迷在提到Keith Closs時不微笑的。
你可以用你對這些球員的喜愛追溯你成為NBA球迷的血緣。
But this Heat team is different, and one of the qualities it brought into the
season was a steely persona that left even those who didn't despise them a
little bit cold. The roster was masterminded then manufactured by a remote,
powerful luminary. The team's young head coach is universally regarded as
sharp, tireless and humble by those around the league, but he comes across as
more serious than warm on television.
但這季的熱火不同，本季被帶入球賽的特質是如鋼鐵般的靈魂，即使是那些不鄙視他們
的人也覺得有點距離感。
登入名冊上都是才華洋溢，擁有遠大志向的靈魂人物。
球隊的年輕總教練被聯盟認為是銳利、不懈並謙虛的人物
但他比之前warm on TV更慎重嚴肅。
(這裡不懂啦= =)
There are no 85-year-old Heat fans with a lifetime of heartbreak and devotion
to their team. There is no lusty bond between an old city and a storied
franchise. With the exception of a few mulligans here and there, the Heat
have been run with an almost mechanical competence, underscored by the free
agent haul last summer. Udonis Haslem was the closest thing the Heat had this
season to a tempering force, but he fell to the ground in Memphis before
Thanksgiving, leaving the team without its spiritual leader.
沒有85歲奉獻一生心碎的老火迷。沒有在老城區和傳奇故事之間緊密的羈絆。
m
整個熱火隊表現的像台機器，幾乎由自由球員組成。
小哈曾經是最親密的羈絆，但感恩節前他在曼菲斯倒下。
留下一個沒有精神象徵的球隊。
The nature of Anthony's faults is nothing unique, nor is the attachment of a
fan base to a cuddly, flawed player. Sure, Anthony's failures are more
spectacular than most, but every fan favorite has his blooper reel.
囧安缺點的並不獨特，也不是球迷基礎；一個可愛，有缺陷的球員。
當然囧安的失敗數比大部分球員可觀，但是每個球迷都喜歡她的失敗集錦。
(想想 每次他搞笑的時候的確卻開心的 XD)
What makes that collection of flaws special is that Anthony lends them to a
team desperate for a human frame of reference. When you watch Anthony play,
you can almost root for the Miami Heat.
熱火渴望一個人類參考基準讓囧安這個缺陷集合體變的特別。
當你看囧安的PLAY，你幾乎可以為熱火喝采!
(這段也有點不確定)
No matter what James, Wade and Bosh do, they can't draw on your empathy.
無論LCD做了什麼，他們沒辦法造成你的共鳴。
Only Joel can do that.
只有囧安可以。
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翻完這篇文，我都快變囧安迷了 XD
另外，我覺得我翻的不是很好，英文厲害的大大
請用力鞭。
--
你昨晚做夢了嗎→NO———→
只有最強烈的不倫慾望才會被如此壓抑 佛 你 Ｘ
↓YES
你有嚴重的伊底帕斯情節 ↓
洛 總 你
夢裡出現了棒狀物嗎?→NO→
潛意識允許劇場出現卻抑制 ∣
伊 是 娘
↓YES
腳色發聲。你有嚴重的伊底帕斯情節 ∣
德 想
棒狀物是陽具的象徵。你 ↓ ∣
分
有很嚴重的伊底帕斯情節─────→
你想Ｘ你娘 ←─────┘
析
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◆ From: 114.26.72.253
※ 編輯: mark0912n 來自: 114.26.72.253 (04/23 18:09)
推 d88647511:囧安是我們的王 04/23 18:12
推 GOLxDxROGER:炯安炯安炯安炯安炯安炯安炯安炯安炯安炯安炯安炯安煚 04/23 18:21
推 like1259:當初JA雖然被罵的很慘 但其實我很喜歡她卻不敢講>///< 04/23 18:58
推 yihungsky:如果他對超賽也是這樣表現就好了... 04/23 19:09
推 GOLxDxROGER:他只要不要釋放奇怪的靈氣就好 點錯招吧 04/23 19:35
→ liugayo:電影內容是一個爸爸喜歡上兒子的同學...荒唐的事 04/23 19:59
→ liugayo:所以整句應該是"這裡也沒有不尋常的事發生" 04/23 20:00
推 XIICAT:其實他真的很努力防守...把攻擊的精力都拿去防守了...= = 04/23 20:07
→ XIICAT:不過防守方沒話講 他一上場就是火火得失分拉開的時候!! 04/23 20:07
推 liugayo:你不確定的那段跟前一段內容差不多... 04/23 20:09
→ liugayo:就是他歡樂的缺點被當成有趣，熱火連敗時，他被拿來救援 04/23 20:10
→ liugayo:這作者把他寫得好艱澀難懂，感覺文筆很差... 04/23 20:17
推 hsmeal:如果他高一點該有多好>< 04/23 21:18
推 z6a6:我怎麼記得季初有些人一直說她沒貢獻 連防守也是= =" 04/23 21:51
→ blur13:靠JA 一下三篇文 XD 04/23 21:54
→ mark0912n:感謝liugayo啦 04/23 22:10
※ 編輯: mark0912n 來自: 114.26.72.253 (04/23 22:12)
推 oplz:warm on TV 是與之前的 sreious 相比, 這裡的 serious 是指 04/23 23:50
→ oplz:嚴肅慎重..不是嚴重..差很多.. 另外 mulligans 指的是這季重 04/23 23:52
→ oplz:簽歸隊的球員.. 跟電影沒有關係.. 04/23 23:53
推 liugayo:mulligans原來在這裡是這個意思呀...受教受教了~ 04/24 00:04
→ mark0912n:原來如此 難怪我想不通= = 04/24 00:30
※ 編輯: mark0912n 來自: 114.26.72.253 (04/24 00:42)
推 frankmaki:oplz真強.. 04/24 06:28