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原文恕刪 以下是個人臆測 有錯煩請指正 (廣告開始) Waitress: This is Yao's favorite dish, please enjoy. (老巴打給姚明) Yao: Hey Charles, how do you like the shrimp? Charles: It's moving, and it's got eyes on it... Yao: That's the best part! Charles: It's alive... Yao: Don't be like a baby. Charles: I told you I don't eat shrimp. Yao: Put the waitress on. Charles: Hold on. (Cook: What is the problem?) Yao: 告訴他們把腦袋吃掉! Wade: Put them in your pocket, he can't see the napkin. Waitress: Yao says eat the head! (Cook: Eat the head!) Yao: (從手機中) Eat the head! (The End) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.113.198.157
LoveBea:感謝  04/21 01:14
aqva:我聽的是 Wade: "Put them in your pocket." 04/21 21:05
aqva:Barkley: "He'll see the napkins." 04/21 21:05
celestial318:嗯樓上是對的 不過好像都是老巴說的= = 04/22 21:46