Re: [創作] 寫信給NBA.com

[gogokings (JC)]

※ 引述《ArodSUCKS (愛羅得撒客思)》之銘言：
: hello, I am a gifted great basketball player
: I want to have a jod in NBA
: I am good at shooting, better than R.allen
: besides I can pass I can dunk  I can grab many rebounds
: Why dont you arrange a ez test for me ?
: I will show you all I get
: The team who owns me would have huge chance winning NBA Finals 2010
: Most important of All, I dont have enough to buy airplane ticket
: Plz put money in my account:
: 822 -XXXXX4XXXX3X  Chinatrust,Taiwan(not a province of black-hearted China)
: 鄉民幫忙看一下文法, 沒問題的話我要寄給史騰了,  準備大展長才^^

文情並茂  不卑不亢
相當好的一篇自我推薦信
但是怎麼可以忘了自己的聯絡方式呢

我想應該是這支電話吧：

「香港3345678」

順便告訴Stern
十點以後不要打來
因為你～～～睡～～～～啦

啊對 以上要麻煩鄉民們翻成英文....

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推 brokenleg:HongKong 3345678  10 points not to hit come
→ brokenleg:because you  sleep la
推 mainword:XD
推 wsfys:please translate this into English you peasants
推 thedeadearth:by the way tell shitern,don't call me after ten
→ thedeadearth:because i have already  sleeping@@  幫更正
推 a77725a:10點.....
推 iatb21:10 points XDDD
推 mw1128:跟著一樓的翻譯念也太好笑了XDDDDDD