Re: [閒聊] How to Shoot a Jump Shot

[ddbig (帥也要跟你說喔？)]

※ 引述《bigbadwolf (跩哥馬份)》之銘言：
: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFj0KUzofNg
: "Pett"says that Kobe is a player who can only shoot a jump shot.
        ~~~~~?
The matter has already passed. Maybe you know what kind of past-
sentence can be used when you were a junior-school student. But
you don't know now!
: And He cannot form a threat to the other NBA players.
: Maybe after you watch this video, you will understand what you said
: is really ridiculous.
: Shooting a jump shot is significant to basketball scoring and player
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
= = It's really funny. I can't claim that your way is wrong, though
 it is Taiwan-English. How about "make jumper"? This way is more
popular.
: development. How many players can master this skill to let other
: people be unable to defend? Maybe you shoule learn to appreciate
                                        ~~~~~~Cloze test= =?should
"unable to defend"? You must be kidding. A player with 0.45% career
FG% can called "unable to defend".
Where is MJ, BIRD, SHAQ... in your mind?
: his amazing ability through this video.
: His "fade-away shot" and "double pump" skills are nearly perfect.
: You can see how Kobe making plays. He is not only a 'go-to' man,
: but also getting his teammates involved.

HA~HA~~How humorous you are, The man makes lakers together is "Pau"
actually!You are puzzled by rapist critically,WWWWake up!!

I don't know what's the reason of your response to pett by English?
To show your foreign language skill? To practice?
In my opinion,what you do is just a joke.
: No doubt, Lakers is a championship-caliber team, and Kobe is
: a player of great skill.
:                                                 (write by bigbadwolf)

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如果有一天，科比都沒人理了，你猜會是下列哪個原因?(可複選)
(1)科比已經無法爆強，下了他的神壇。
(2)比他更強的拐子手出現，讓他黔驢技窮。
(3)強大如科迷般的勢力，像5566一樣土崩瓦解。
(4)爆炸性的事件，如:丹佛交易再現，不得不換上科比24號囚衣。
(5)犯了LBJ龍顏，被小藤子貶為二線丑角。

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噓 KobeLeBron:又要響叮噹了嗎?
→ bigbadwolf:Really??  TAIWAN-ENGLICH??
推 pett:大壞狼崩潰了
→ bigbadwolf:how about this?  http://tinyurl.com/2avsyks
→ pett:大壞狼那篇能進友達的話 我想除非友達要倒吧
噓 KobeLeBron:叮叮噹 叮叮噹 半瓶水 響叮噹
噓 ZIDENS:隔這麼久才發你是不是拿去給你老師檢查過了?
→ pett:大壞狼 你只是半瓶水 嘎嘎作響 喔 是叮叮作響
→ bigbadwolf:我想連結那個網頁應該不是台灣人寫的吧
噓 SoulHsu:shooting a jump shot 怎會是台式英語?
推 ZIDENS:念在簽名檔有梗 推回來
→ bigbadwolf:pett試著想催眠我嗎XDD  幹麻不催眠自己是台大生??
→ pett:不用催眠你 因實際上你就是半瓶水 = =
→ SoulHsu:你英文那麼強應該知道同一句話有好幾種英文句子跟片語
推 TiangLei:幾隻仙迷 ...
→ pett:說真的 大壞狼你只要好好練習 還是有救啦
→ SoulHsu:可以用吧?幹嘛一定要用你說的?
→ bigbadwolf:普普通通就夠用了拉  我只是要考中高級
→ bigbadwolf:電翻一堆台灣大學生還有沒唸大學的
推 pett:好像很強的樣子 還是只是 半瓶水?
→ bigbadwolf:我從來也沒說過我英文很猛= = 半瓶水理論是某杯水說的
→ bigbadwolf:隨便打一篇英文文章 就可以釣人出來獻醜 見笑轉生氣
→ pett:你承認你是半瓶水的話 就好 總之英文要好好練習就是了
推 SoulHsu:開始跳針了
→ bigbadwolf:那你可能要從動詞三態開始背起XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ SoulHsu:紀錄:跳針到扣人帽子承認自己半桶水
推 pett:大壞狼只是半瓶水 還不到半桶拉 他沒那麼有料到桶這個單位詞.
→ pett:隨便就被DDBIG大電翻了 對想往科技業發展的大壞狼是個警訊阿
→ bigbadwolf:咦?? 你又看不懂這篇文章  哪裡被電翻了??
→ bigbadwolf:時間還很早耶 這麼早就用大絕喔?
推 SoulHsu:連國中的動詞三態都搞不清楚的人說別人半瓶水....
→ pett:你受傷了? 好好好 你沒被電翻 這樣可以了吧 (攤手無奈)
→ pett:你真是容易受傷 真受不暸ㄟ...
→ SoulHsu:紀錄:跳針到認為別人受傷了
→ KobeLeBron:====================write"d"======================
→ bigbadwolf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 pett:其實很怕說一說 他又飆髒話@@ 提心吊膽
→ SoulHsu:紀錄:說髒話
→ bigbadwolf:都不要理他 他就會自己一直跳喔 看哪天會跳回原點XD
推 pett:你們這麼愛裝熟 很難吧...
推 holybebe:有兩個人一直說不想理pett 手卻很不爭氣依職回文XDDD
→ pett:孤魂徐又是我天字第一號粉斯 幫我做紀錄和簽名檔 哪屋可能
→ holybebe:蠻好笑的XDDD
→ KobeLeBron:今天湖人贏球崩潰的人好可憐唷 拍拍 可是我好爽
→ ddbig:乖乖喔~~~小懷娘
→ ddbig:今天湖人贏球 還不都靠血肉長城 歐登 嘎獸 阿泰 敗嫩....
→ ddbig:這種禁區真作弊 本來還有娘氣的 阿泰一加盟 整個男人味都衝
→ ddbig:出來了 外加阿鼻並沒適時敗球 賽賽輸得不冤枉啊~~~~
推 KobeLeBron:辛苦了 ◢▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰▃▄▅▇◣
推 lalauya:======pett你還是不要出來獻醜好了我都覺得你可憐了======