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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1Fb8XzL3 ] 作者: givemefish (fish) 站內: joke 標題: [笑話] 對聯 時間: Mon Apr 23 06:38:48 2012 在對岸網站上看到的 上聯:"魯智深擼自身擼至深處魯自呻" 徽求下聯中 目前比較好笑的有: 沙悟淨殺吾精殺到淨時沙捂莖 甄子丹震自蛋震至蛋疼甄自憚 潘金蓮盼精憐盼莖連處潘精漣 趙雅芝找鴨子找鴨子後趙壓之 夏紫薇瞎自慰下肢位處呷汁味 范瑋琪反位騎范偉騎上范瑋琪 賈靜雯夾精吻假莖問人家經文 我覺得最好笑的是這個: 詹姆斯戰母獅戰到暮時詹母濕 -- 帥哥把女友變女優 宅男把女優當女友 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 67.186.0.209
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tubryan:XDDDDDDDD 04/23 07:55
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TaiwanXDman:超強 04/23 08:09
Infernity:詹姆斯真的太好笑了XD 04/23 08:35
lanucelot:夏紫薇也不錯 04/23 09:09
bearhwa:衛斯理慰屍貍慰濕裡外衛失禮 04/23 09:31
fatbird:XDDDDDDDDD 04/23 09:32
hotanger:北七喔XD 04/23 09:59
koroyz:XD 04/23 09:59
lovingwu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 10:03
coolboychiu:馬英九罵音久媽的下台馬鷹狗 04/23 10:08
ogisun:詹姆斯太棒了 04/23 10:15
kaara:最後一個太好笑了吧!! 04/23 10:25
x007:太有才了 04/23 10:34
Bread7923:有才! 04/23 10:38
jimhgame31:對穿祥表示: 04/23 10:45
Larc8134:XD 04/23 10:53
kim:so great!!!! 04/23 10:54
newtypeL9:干他老木屁事XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 10:59
Hate426:幹你媽的吐血中...... 04/23 11:00
stootz:超強XDDD 04/23 11:00
a3676781:XDDDDDDD 04/23 11:07
namieamuroma:詹姆斯超好笑! 04/23 11:08
Howard61313:魯智深最好笑XDDDDD 04/23 11:08
bigcat1210:陶晶瑩淘金銀討莖硬來掏精淫 04/23 11:15
bigcat1210:會太糟糕嗎... 04/23 11:16
hsin1207:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 11:21
ssun302231:太屌啦 超好笑的 04/23 11:29
wxes:怎麼都沒有人推邱義?XDDD 04/23 11:30
henrydo30:張柏芝張薄肢張破直到張噴汁 04/23 11:30
lmf770410:太好笑了 04/23 11:31
ericlin84:邱懿瑩秋意淫秋意濃時邱咿吟 04/23 11:34
terrywolf:大貓 跟 艾瑞克比較工整阿 04/23 11:42
geken:有趣 可是其實有些沒對上 04/23 11:43
henrydo30:陳冠希懲冠雞陳摜雞雞成冠軍 04/23 11:45
loveufour:太讚了 04/23 11:47
zaoa3345678:詹母表示: 04/23 11:49
lmf770410:宋公明送功名送工民府宋功鳴  我認真了 (宋江 字公明) 04/23 11:53
vance6313:馬英九嬤飲酒嬤意淫到馬淫丸 04/23 11:56
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onesadman:歐巴馬毆八馬歐到爸媽毆八碼 04/23 12:04
nightisright:台科大胎哥大台客搭到台科大 04/23 12:15
b0690203:最後一句很有畫面XDD 04/23 12:19
anper:馬英九罵飲酒馬因酒硬久 04/23 12:24
easybaby:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 12:25
bigGG5566:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD太屌了 借做簽名檔(會標明出處) 04/23 12:36
y77510:太強了XD 04/23 12:40
iloveben75:XD 04/23 12:41
Hua0722:詹姆斯那個太靠北了XD 04/23 12:45
k1234512:阮經天軟今天亂精天舔卵精甜 04/23 12:48
superbabyer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 12:52
stacy18:詹姆斯真的很好笑XDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 12:53
g3u04jp6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 13:15
Leezhiru:快出對子對死他,對死他! 04/23 13:19
tempesting:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 04/23 13:20
Ekmund:詹姆斯超白爛XDDD 04/23 13:23
gary63122:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 13:36
WhiteWhale:XDDDDDDD 04/23 13:39
BILLYTHEKID:詹姆斯很靠杯 04/23 13:39
qmaper:LBJ!!!! 04/23 13:47
Galu:陳痔中蹭妓鬆蹭至終時陳自宮 04/23 13:54
aggressorX:魯置身是在北爛啥小阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 14:17
hchs31705:詹姆斯超順XDDDDDD 04/23 14:19
kk032576:這什麼拉XDDDDDDD 04/23 14:39
biycer:周杰倫鄒姐掄妯姐輪完粥皆圇 04/23 14:45
zed9104:XDDDDDDD 04/23 14:46
lakershank:謝金燕瀉經驗洩精嚥完謝莖宴 04/23 14:56
ohmyya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 15:03
qmaper:謝金燕也很順 04/23 15:30
stupidMF:詹姆斯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 15:42
sirius410440:詹姆斯果然最好笑XDDD 04/23 16:02
just770131:推詹姆斯!! 04/23 16:19
ElrosHsun:LBJ的也太好笑XD 04/23 16:23
wchwc:推詹姆斯! 04/23 16:35
counter:對聯怎麼能少了我朋友北大田伯光! 04/23 16:44
counter:田伯光舔伯肛舔伯肛爽甜被肛 溫家寶問佳鴇問佳鴇後聞夾鮑 04/23 16:45
JOHNJJ:台科大抬蚵大胎哥大BroTacata 04/23 16:57
dickson11:也太強了XDDD 04/23 16:58
fromwilda:XDDD 04/23 17:12
biycer:馬總統媽中痛馬種統稱是媽宗痛 04/23 17:13
johnny20832:未看先猜一堆人推馬宗痛 04/23 17:14
godispower:魏德聖 未得勝 為得勝時 ..接不出來了 04/23 17:30
SundayC:拔蘿蔔拔蘿蔔嘿咻黑咻拔蘿蔔 04/23 17:42
tomichy:讓人想到 小yg內褲內gy小 媽祖你幹嘛幹........ 04/23 17:50
top068:超強xd 04/23 17:54
caterans:魏德聖未得勝為得勝時畏得勝 04/23 18:07
echoempty:好妙 04/23 18:15
nashmvp:XDD 04/23 19:15
jimmy10309:板主趕快m好不好XDD 04/23 19:17
a9613148:詹姆士大推~ 04/23 19:19
ee012345:我覺得紫葳也不錯啊XD 04/23 19:45
evan700607:好髒可是好強 04/23 19:52
polo8052:薄熙來勃起來薄妻來後薄吸奶 04/23 20:00
polo8052:盧廣仲撸管中撸到管口盧管腫 04/23 20:01
newgpx:詹姆斯戰母獅霑母私處詹母溼 04/23 20:05
polo8052:秋意盈丘亦吟邱毅意淫邱議瑩 04/23 20:08
polo8052:邱議ㄧㄥˊ揪意淫秋意盈時邱ㄧˋ吟 04/23 20:11
myth0422:甘霖良趕羚羊桿臨涼爽幹你娘 04/23 20:24
n810516:XD 04/23 20:51
Maziger:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 21:11
dogbekober:轉到nbaeasychat~好好笑 XDD 04/23 21:20
talesx22811:不能忍 04/23 21:29
allnun:超強!!! 04/23 22:19
sdes6332:XDD 04/23 22:45
joe675029:徐熙娣徐吸弟吸到喉嚨SHE涕 04/23 22:50
beontop:看到夏紫薇自慰時大噴笑 04/23 22:58
amanda5920:"徽"求下聯中 04/23 23:17
imsohappy:幹超好笑XD 04/23 23:24
Jerusaleam:還真的是 "徽"求下聯中 好眼力 04/23 23:39
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mankaro:好強大 04/23 23:40
a3489658:孫悟空吮吾孔吮完五孔瞬悟空 04/23 23:49
Lance0722:太強大了 中文威武 04/23 23:50
Zeroyeu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 23:52
bala73:笑死我阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/23 23:52
caviey:我國鄉民也太厲害 04/24 00:08
hsnurabbit:幹太好笑了吧 04/24 00:19
F7sfather:馬英九買淫酒馬飲酒後馬硬久 04/24 00:20
F7sfather:吳敦義無蹲意午燉薏仁吳done it 04/24 00:26
F7sfather:蕭萬長肖旺腸宵晚常常蕭want嚐 04/24 00:34
F7sfather:蔡英文菜英文踩英刎九蔡贏穩 04/24 00:38
tkb800413:XDDD 04/24 00:53
jimmyhero:XDDDDDD 04/24 00:59
ted40905:連套四個 算你厲害 04/24 01:27
cbr0627:XD 04/24 02:01
Yie: 04/24 07:38
hganan000:詹姆斯害我笑到流寇水XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 10:22
qbay:大中天大終天大到終點大盅添(都滿了) 04/24 12:53
qbay:薄熙來勃起來伯乞來觸柏吸淶 04/24 12:58
crazytaxi123:好糟糕 04/24 13:11
xkamome:其實第一句應該是下聯,要求上聯吧 04/24 13:53
gsuper:最後一個很有愛阿!! 04/24 14:23
rukia175:XDDDDDD 04/24 16:49
izual:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 17:35
vasia:布萊恩不來嗯摳壞B時補來恩 04/24 17:36
dino1206:詹姆斯太搞笑~ 04/24 21:51
teves:沒人注意到他寫的是"徽"求下聯嗎 04/25 14:03
HADILEN:只能推詹姆斯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 21:08
aaronpwyu:沒在逛joke FB看到前來朝聖!! 04/26 11:16
aaronpwyu:推文... 讓我不禁再推一文!! 04/26 11:20
C741214520:來推一下... 04/26 11:22
a51062004:朝聖一下 04/26 11:23
s910561:徐熙娣徐攜蒂婿嬉蒂處許吸蒂 04/26 11:35
aidszzxx:趙子龍造脂隆造脂隆完趙子隆 04/26 12:16
beergap:借轉NBAEZ 04/26 13:11
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edcs :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 13:44
kerry0496x :太猛了 04/26 14:31
kerry0496x :薄熙來勃起來薄妻來後薄吸奶 還有詹姆士也超強y 04/26 14:32
forbefor :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY 04/26 15:41