※ 引述《lemonbalm (讓我一個人吧)》之銘言：
: ※ 引述《halid (我愛Singing)》之銘言：
: : 附中舞會今年還是很好玩
: : 感覺比去年還多人ㄋ
: : 佈置也一年比一年精緻
: : 學弟真是不怕花錢ㄛ..
: : 唯一美中不足的
: : 今年我沒上台啦..
: : 不知道讓多少少女失望了..
: 我可以說你仍然死性不改嗎
: 真的太自以為啦
: 不過阿虛瓦格今天心情好～不跟你計較
于毛廣 你真是完全自戀....
我無話可說了
Today I will introduce you my eyebrows. As you see,
I have very thick eyebrows, and in fact, I love them very much.
Though my friends always laugh at them.
All people in my family have thick eyebrows,
but I am sure that mine are the densest.
While I was a child, I often caught other's eye easily because my eyebrows.
They often said: "ha look!! That guy's eyebrows are so thick."
Or "the breadth of his eyebrows may be broader than his eyes!!"
(他的眉毛比眼睛還大)
Some of my friends even call me "caterpillar".(毛毛蟲)
And once someone asked me why I hang tangles(海苔) on my face?
Americans call thick eyebrows "heavy eyebrows".
But I don't think they are heavy.
And sometimes they also can offer me some help.
For example, when I am sweaty, the sweat starts from the top of my head,
go through my forehead, but is stopped by my eyebrows.
So that it can't enter my eyes directly. It is a protection for my eyes.
There is still another advantage.
People can distinguish me from a long distance, just by my eyebrows,
because there is no other guy's eyebrows can be so thick.
I am serious, if there is a subject about eyebrows in the world record,
I am sure that I can defeat anybody. I have confidence.
I have ever measure the breadth of my eyebrows.
Even the tiniest part is more that 1 cm, and the broadest part is almost 2 cm.
Recently, I found my eyebrows are broader in winter than they are in summer.
I don't know why. But I guess it is protect me from cold.
I really love my eyebrows, though many people laugh at them.
I know they are just jealous. You know?
One of my eyebrows can be broader than both of other's eyebrows.
No wonder they are jealous. I think it just my eyebrows,
that I can be a little different with man in the street.
And it is just my eyebrows that my life can be so funny.
I am really proud of my eyebrows.
They are unique. And they are the best eyebrows in my mind.
我亂打的 如果有打錯字就請大家自己亂看吧~~
我已經眼花了....
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