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標題[轉錄]Re: [欠幹] 好個箱屍命案啊！剛剛撿回了一條命啊！ …
時間Fri Jul 21 20:18:03 2006
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: PttFirstLove (Ms.甜甜圈) 看板: StupidClown 標題: Re: [欠幹] 好個箱屍命案啊！剛剛撿回了一條命啊！ … 時間: Tue May 23 15:18:32 2006 (原文恕刪....) 一樣請愛用PAGE DOWN鍵....^^ 原文的拉拉老師...跟我一樣笨^^".... 看到拉拉老師那篇真是心有戚戚焉.... 因為我國小四還五年級寒假幹過一樣的蠢事... 但是我不是把自己關在行李箱.... 我是...把自己...關在棉被裡..=_____=" 想當年那寒假還是么受冷..... 每天七早八早媽媽都會拖我陪他去溜狗,慢跑+買菜... 我是個非常會賴床的人... 媽媽叫醒我的辦法就是直接用力抽掉我那厚厚的棉被... 忽然一股冷意從腳底板冷到天靈蓋... 這樣我就會起床了... (接下來的情節我想你們都猜到了...不過有小爆點...) 某一天夜裡...當時還是個天真小蘿莉的我暗自想著 【明天早上我絕對不要再被抽走厚厚的棉被～然後被冷醒了】 於是....我自以為很聰明的.... 將被單拉鍊打開...整個身子鑽了進去...再把拉鍊關上... 然後就很安穩的進入夢鄉... 然後... 然後... 然後... 半夜夜裡....我被尿意和悶悶的空氣給弄醒了.... 這時我開始找尋拉鍊頭.....想要出去尿尿.... 【嗯？！阿～拉鍊頭勒．．．．怎麼抓不到】 原來拉鍊頭整個被我遺留在外面了....... (我明明記得那時我還特別留了一根手指頭可以出去的小洞阿~怎麼也不見了?) 那時已經半夜不知道幾點了...(因為我看不到鬧鐘=_=") 我只記得我真的有嘗試大聲的叫... 但是沒人理我... 我在被單裡面又真的很想要尿尿和快悶死了... 於是我開始大哭...被自己的愚蠢給氣死...먊哭累了又睡著... (我沒有尿床啦....超ㄍ一ㄣ的)-->不是故意注音文 一直到隔天早上5點半.... 媽媽一進到我房間... 看不到原本應該都會露在棉被外頭的頭..... 以為我整個人縮在棉被裡面了... 所以... 媽媽還是照以前一樣～用力的想掀開棉被讓我冷醒．．．． 只是這次．．．． 　　　　　　　　　【阿怎麼拉不動....？】 媽媽走近一看...仔細研究了一下... 終於發現我是整個人躲進被單裡了... 於是把我搖醒....(這次我倒是很輕易的被叫起床了....=___=") 【媽～快救我．．．我要尿尿！！！！！！！！！！！！！！】 【阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈～～你怎麼那麼笨～把自己關在棉被裡喔～】 　接下來是一串無止盡的阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑聲．．．． 【不要笑了啦～～快點幫我打開拉鍊啦！！我真的要尿尿啦！！！！！】 【阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈～好啦...現在幫你開啦！你真的好笨耶】 於是好心的媽媽開始一邊無止盡的大笑一邊尋找拉鍊頭．．．． 【找到了啦～～～！】 【數一二三我要幫你開了喔........】 　　　　　【一】　　　　　　　　 【二】 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　【三】 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　【拉！～～～～】　　 咦？！！！我怎麼還沒有重見光明？！．．．． 【媽ａ～～～～沒有開阿～？！！！！！】 此時傳來的回應竟是．．．．．． 阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 【女兒，我跟你說喔～～拉鍊頭被我拉斷了耶．．．．】 阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 (無止盡ING) ．完．ＥＮＤ． 後續～爸爸拿了超大剪刀把被單剪開了．．． 我重見光明第一件事情當然是跑廁所～～～～＝＿＿＝” 現在想起來覺得好好笑.....=___=" ---------- 親愛的媽媽.....到底是你比較笨還是我比較笨？！！！ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 139.168.166.10
推 iceworld25:嗯 兩個ㄧ樣笨... 05/23 15:20
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※ 編輯: PttFirstLove 來自: 139.168.166.10 (05/23 15:21)
推 docuti:一樣好笑XDDDD 05/23 15:21
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推 yche0928: 你寫的都好好笑喔。XD(但一直到剛才我才曉得你是女生) 05/23 16:21
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推 ffwind:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 妳果然是媽媽的女兒 05/23 17:25
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