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標題[轉錄][ＸＤ] 部長六記-教改記趣
時間Fri Aug 17 23:34:07 2007
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: doraemonss (r o C k) 看板: joke 標題: [ＸＤ] 部長六記-教改記趣 時間: Thu Aug 16 13:41:59 2007 余憶在位時，能睜眼說瞎話，鼠目寸光。遇成語辭典；必加以評論，故時有物外之趣。 民怨四起，私擬作微風過耳，心之所向，則或千或百果然耳邊風也。 豎耳聽之，馬耳東風。 又留民於私塾中，教之成語新解，使其痴呆退化， 作園中寵物觀，果如山頂洞人，怡然稱快。 於台灣南北處、立委學者叢雜處，常立其身，使與台齊，定神細視，以學者為林， 以立委為獸，以泛綠立委為友，藍者為敵，神遊其中，怡然自得。 一日，見二委鬥院間，觀之正濃，忽有龐然大物拔山倒樹而來，蓋三隻小豬也， 舌一吐而二委盡為所吞。余年幼方出神，不覺呀然爽快， 神定，捉小豬，鍵入辭典，當之成語。 -- 最近正妹存貨量正在急速下降中，請各地宅宅做好心理準備， 嚴防2000瓦以上的閃光侵襲。 -中央戀愛局關心您- -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 122.123.11.234 ※ 編輯: doraemonss 來自: 122.123.11.234 (08/16 13:43)
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建構式數學已經改成成語新解了 真是抱歉 杜老爺的政績罄竹難書 我記性不太好XD ※ 編輯: doraemonss 來自: 122.123.11.234 (08/16 20:01)
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