S.R.A

[eleri (I WISH)]

~~From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind.
You'll not stand out in any way.
Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with
anyone you encounter.
You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly.
You don't exist; you were never even born.
Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of
the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it.

We're "them." We're "they."
                               We are the S.R.A.  -----revised from MIB

What does S.R.A. mean? Good Question.

S.R.A. is the abbreviation of Self Rescue Association.

If your English is extremely awful, and you still expect

someone will help you out of this embarrassed situation someday, I must tell

you, wake up !!, man, you are in a day dream. The good old days passed, and

the coming economic is depressed, u have to well prepared before looking for a

job. No one will rescue you, even ur mother, ur girlfriends or boyfriends or

ur supervisor. U have no choice but rescue yourself. That's why we construct

such an organization to make progress in English Speaking.

Origin

S.R.A .is a special organization constructed by a group of energetic
graduated students in International Business Department. The goal of SRA is
to sharp our English speaking ability.
The founders are JOE, RYAN, CHAIN, ELERI, EVONN, BEN, CAMEL, JOHN, JOYCE so far.

We have two meetings every week and all members must follow the following
rules.

Schedule

Monday   11:00 ~12:30
Thursday 1:00 ~2:30 pm

(Warnings: tomorrow we start from 2 pm because some of
our members have Instruction lecture for military)

Location

I am sure that u are completely a passerby if u don’t know where the
location is.

Rules

1. Don’t be late.
2. No Chinese
3. Don’t question the host’s instructions. The host is always right.
4. Please speak louder
5. Prepare something about the topic u want to share with the other members.

What should the host do?

The host today must choose someone to be the host for next meeting. As a

host, u must be confident and charming, keep smiling when u are hosting. The

host must make the meeting come alive and make some comments appropriately

when someone finishes his/her address.

It’s really a challenge to be the host. Don’t worry, everyone get the
chance to be the host. Try to Show off when u are the host. That’s the
spirit of S.R.A.

Followings are the host must do

1. The host must choose a topic to discuss in the meeting and let the other
   members know in advance.(the topic could be the gossips ,news, story, movie,
   star, anything u like )

2. The host has the right to decide the order of presentation and designate
   the next host to lead the meeting

3. After the discussion, the host have to teach us some useful words(not
   have to be really useful, funny, interesting, dirty or cool words and
   phrase are acceptable)

Tomorrow Doing

Tomorrow we will discuus the topic about " Interest"

Before that, you should briefly introduce yourself, and continue to shares your

interest with us honestly.

Don't worry the time limit, take your time to finish ur words.

But you have to reply the other's question after the speach.

And remember, we start from 2 pm tomrrow, Don't come here too early.

Of course Don't be late. You know the punishment. It's horrible.

That's All. Have a good day.

See you tomorrow.











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推 pig108:haha   the rule 3 is approiate??
→ pig108:appropriate
推 bebright:How can u miss me?! Erin +1
→ bebright:but I have class at 2 p.m. tomorrow
推 esail:Good job! But there are some missing spelling. :D
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推 kauzone:this article is so copious and i felt uncomfortable
→ kauzone:with it
推 joycecat:some grammer errors...but you give it a good try~
推 deron3:would you like to have a foriegner to join?
推 girlreader:I promise to push you, here I come.
推 joycecat:Can you find a foriegner to join us?~deron3?
推 Dano:我還以為我到了批三..
推 kauzone:No Chinese!Man