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標題[轉錄][大哭] 你娘請進！
時間Sun Apr 26 19:57:17 2009
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: anhappiness (樂樂先生) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [大哭] 你娘請進！ 時間: Sat Apr 25 22:18:46 2009 ========================================================================== 因為我都住外面，所以當然是可以養寵物的 大二的時候朋友撿到一隻小野狗，因為是咖啡色的 所以我朋友幫他取名為巧克力 當然因為當過野狗，所以巧克力的野性超野 隨地大小便~亂咬東西等等，氣的我朋友常常教訓牠 當然~男生一出口就是：淦你娘！ 每次修理完他的時後，我都可以聽到隔壁間一直出現這三個字 我朋友也不是不會教狗，逞罰完都會給他點心吃 久而久之，巧克力最熟悉的詞就變成了"淦你娘" 這樣過了半年，巧克力已經成為一隻俊狗 但是，俊狗雖俊，還是要打預防針的 到了動物醫院，就診單上面要寫寵物名子 我跟他當然不假思索的寫了"巧克力" 但是要進診間前，醫生不管怎麼叫，他都沒有回應 於是醫生就開玩笑的問我們說 牠真的叫巧克力嗎？ 我們只好坦陳說牠只聽得懂淦你娘的事實 醫生的臉瞬間有點僵硬，不過還是帶著禮貌性的笑意 後來到號了 只聽見裡面傳出 "你娘請進！" -- 板工提醒:內容好笑不推文 或 默默潛水,會立刻生痣瘡,並視情況出血! http://www.wretch.cc/album/anhappiness -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 118.165.183.22
推 otld:笑到肚子痛~~ 04/25 22:19
推 chun0629:我笑了... 我想看你娘的照片 XD 04/25 22:20
推 IuTai:cool~! XDD 04/25 22:21
推 mballen:看了半小時笨版 妳讓我笑了 04/25 22:21
推 flamer:不太相信 04/25 22:22
推 gx1201258:我看了兩遍還是很想笑...圖咧?(敲碗) 04/25 22:28
→ anhappiness:你娘在我畢業後就在永安漁港安住下來了~ 04/25 22:31
推 tclee1003:你娘請進XDDDDDDDDD 04/25 22:32
推 thereisacat:冏 04/25 22:43
推 jr89005:XDDDDDDDD 04/25 22:45
推 qber:獸醫:幹你娘! 快進來! 04/25 22:49
推 wtchuang:有笑，有推 04/25 22:52
→ Tiny0rz:「我說"你娘"」「我們這叫"做一半"運動....」 04/25 22:52
推 m150063:XDDDDDDDD 我又再次對著螢幕傻笑了 囧 04/25 22:52
推 leslie77223:XD 04/25 22:55
推 hwnni:XDDD 04/25 22:56
推 show31729:哈哈哈哈哈嗨嗨嗨! 04/25 23:00
推 KNVSEOC:HI~~老母 04/25 23:00
推 Bsally:XDDDDDD 04/25 23:02
推 sbabyfish:笑到彎腰了... 04/25 23:03
推 evaryo:還蠻好笑的XDDDDDD 04/25 23:04
推 jimwjma:XD 04/25 23:05
→ zoeyfly: XD 04/25 23:05
推 kokolotl:巧克力~不要動 04/25 23:06
推 diy7822:哈哈～～ 有笑有推 04/25 23:06
推 v20026209:XDD 04/25 23:07
推 ToTaiwan:XDDDD 04/25 23:08
推 een27:我大笑XDD~~ 04/25 23:13
推 dough0217:聽說狗狗對有"ㄤ"的字比較敏感(我朋友說的!) 04/25 23:14
推 kevingold:幾爸婚!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/25 23:18
推 lekao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 23:19
推 leeton:這個好笑~我的肚子好疼哦~娘啊~救命啊~叫救護車啊~哇咧~ 04/25 23:23
推 april79420:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 23:25
推 dormice:才看一開始就想到後來的發展 笑到不行XDDDDD 04/25 23:27
推 kelly2002d:好好笑喔!!!XDD 04/25 23:28
推 emilypu:擠霸婚拉!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 23:29
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推 loverduo:古典制約?? XD 04/25 23:33
推 aminyoyo:讚啦~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/25 23:45
推 gwunder:懲罰完以後給牠點心吃?... 04/25 23:45
推 yuyayoung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 23:49
推 wish1991:我家狗狗也叫巧克力 04/25 23:51
推 mt0524:大推啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 23:52
推 fightingueda:有笑有推~! 04/26 00:08
推 adidas0608:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 00:10
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推 lovervshater:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 00:24
推 ffcc55:最後一句有power XD 04/26 00:28
推 rimes07:我也要看"你娘"的照片 (敲碗) 太好笑了 04/26 00:32
推 gongian:XD 04/26 00:34
推 WishingCat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 00:40
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推 hoiung2001:推推~我也要看"你娘"的照片 04/26 00:50
推 dyanyu:XDDD勒 笑到警察來敲門了!!! 04/26 00:50
推 Cavsgo:這篇好笑XDDDD 04/26 00:54
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→ sawpo:推啊 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 00:59
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推 janetstars:處罰完又餵點心 狗會以為是鼓勵他 用錯方法越教越糟糕 04/26 01:06
→ janetstars:不小心推文太認真了orz 當兵時也要有人照顧他喔 :) 04/26 01:07
推 Waterfly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 01:08
推 cguron0419:XDDD 04/26 01:08
推 triggera:有笑有推!!! 04/26 01:09
推 joe12412:好笑 04/26 01:10
推 amylovebain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 01:13
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推 remarkable01:XDXDXDXDXDXDXD 04/26 01:23
推 shongzcwea:這篇太強了啦 04/26 01:23
推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 01:28
推 candypenny:太強大了!!!嘴角失守 04/26 01:32
推 huazue:簽名檔很嚇人，哈，不過真的很好笑啊 哈哈哈哈 04/26 01:37
推 x0315x:XDDDDDD 04/26 01:54
推 guilt666:兒子我近來了 04/26 02:00
推 ann10200:XDDD 04/26 02:01
推 yilun0729:XDDDDD 笑翻我了! 04/26 02:08
推 Knicks:笑翻 XD 04/26 02:10
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推 foreverfg:XD 04/26 02:36
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推 cheng519822:擠霸婚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 03:10
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推 lloukwe:嘴角失守... 04/26 03:24
推 hsuduck:太強了......一整個讓人笑翻天......XD 04/26 03:25
推 Dora0923:不想流血 有笑有推 04/26 03:46
推 a2314147:我失守了.... 04/26 03:56
推 ensustudio:深夜憋笑真痛苦XDDDDDD 04/26 04:00
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推 bibi770923:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 04:22
推 erasermyself:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 04:25
推 iisgs:太好笑了!!!!!! 04/26 04:29
推 daan123:XDDDDDD 04/26 04:31
推 eaglewtw:讚! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 04:38
推 rabbittoofat:淦 有笑有推 04/26 06:27
推 hotmusic520:這有好笑到!! 04/26 06:32
→ qvqbehappy:其實懲罰完不能給她吃點心=口= 04/26 06:50
推 gnps:有笑有推 04/26 07:40
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推 chunching:XD 04/26 08:10
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推 f222051618:看到懲罰完給點心也楞了一下＝ ＝ 不該給點心吧 04/26 08:18
推 e29895037ric:小狗是牧羊犬XD 04/26 08:19
→ f222051618:練狗練到只對三字經有興趣 說多會練我才不相信.... 04/26 08:20
→ f222051618:雖然很好笑就是了 XD" 04/26 08:20
推 s9009077:微笑^^ 04/26 08:33
→ Yie:XDD 04/26 08:35
推 iamhere:我笑了... 04/26 08:38
推 Alexis0204:爆～ 04/26 08:38
推 higis:嘴角失守~ 04/26 08:45
推 AIman:糟糕我又對著螢幕大笑了 04/26 08:57
→ iicc15:有笑有推~~超好笑的啦!!! 04/26 09:08
推 isky4473:XDDDDDDDD笑到噎到... 04/26 09:26
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推 Johhan:難得已經猜到梗了還是笑到快不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 09:56
推 azureamon:有笑有推 XD 04/26 10:43
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推 allimontti:XD 04/26 10:57
推 BANK108:時"候" 不是"後"~ 04/26 11:10
推 odserene:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd有笑有推 04/26 11:11
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推 place123:XDDDDDDD超好笑的 04/26 11:30
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推 PCB1:XD 04/26 12:41
推 ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDD 04/26 12:42
推 debitako:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/26 12:47
推 ISiin:太好笑了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 12:48
推 k199180:簽名黨好可怕XDD 04/26 12:48
推 magicpuppy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 12:51
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推 duck0823:有笑有推 04/26 12:54
推 blackbelt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 13:00
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推 noel2277:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 13:00
推 linniouti:哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 13:14
推 usercl6:幹你娘XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 13:19
→ usercl6:版標了啦!!!!!! 04/26 13:20
推 leo7789:XD 04/26 13:22
推 milkyame:XD 04/26 13:40
→ IyonNokia:超北七XDD 04/26 13:41
推 hsgreent:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了 版標版標!!! 04/26 13:46
推 skoda3357:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD版標版標 04/26 13:50
推 y76ers21:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 13:53
推 miukypig:我擦點把滿口的水噴出來～ 04/26 14:08
推 s245687:有笑有推XD 04/26 14:10
推 princessmake:XD 04/26 14:14
推 powerword:XD 04/26 14:33
推 pyaco:xD 04/26 14:42
推 RUNINTO:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 14:56
推 ray47:超好笑XDDDD 04/26 15:13
推 march23:沒聽說過 狗去看醫生 是要狗自己進診間的 04/26 15:26
推 vikjerry:http://blog.yam.com/kuroko/article/20444538 =ˇ="/ 04/26 16:05
→ vikjerry:忍不住想推黑子影片XDD 04/26 16:06
推 uranus99:好吧 不小心笑了 推一下 04/26 16:22
推 casher:哈哈哈哈 04/26 16:40
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推 hacoolman:XD 04/26 17:35
推 dndbs:有笑有推。。。 04/26 17:36
推 dontenterit:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:37
推 his9726:幾霸婚!!!! 04/26 17:43
→ rurusun:真是新潮的狗狗 04/26 18:08
推 imdecadent:哈哈笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 18:19
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推 ab304044:XDDDDDDD哈哈哈好囧的感覺 04/26 19:26
推 danabobo:有笑有推 04/26 19:32
推 clairefly:好笑有推~~~~~ 04/26 19:39
推 chandy47:有笑有推XD 04/26 19:40
推 narnoi:有笑有推~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:41
推 Moontale:XDDDDDDD 04/26 19:50
推 cashko:狗狗的教育不能等XDD 04/26 19:53
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推 cherrybowl:這太好笑了~~XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 04/30 23:07
推 HEROxHERO:我笑了XD 04/30 23:43