※ [本文轉錄自 YP88-310 看板]
發信人: Tenshi.bbs@ptt.csie.ntu.edu.tw (沒有鑰匙的小孩><), 看板: YP88-310
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發信站: 批踢踢實業坊 (Wed Jan 10 10:01:43 2001)
轉信站: fpg!warpnews!Ptt
BBS步入老年症狀之
1.對友人的水球，隔5分鐘回一顆。
2.看到辣妹的暱稱，毫不動心。
3.信箱閃著新信件，沒有衝動去打開。
4.看到朋友裝可愛的文章，連打R安慰她的同情心都沒有。
5.對於hihi 和 :) 與 ^^ 的水球，當作沒看見。
6.不再相信故事板騙人的東西，尤其是自己寫的。
7.常常遊魂似的在BBS上逛，覺得無聊所以下站，可是十分鐘後又因為無聊上站。
8.不看全部都是字的版面，用一句「說得好」就打發了。
9.月底收到電話費，會偷偷擦眼淚。
10.不再說「我一定要用功」「我要封網」這種蠢話。
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