以後請叫我中文系Mark Cuban

[yankeesboy (かめはめ波！)]

我以球隊的王牌Ace身份宣布 中文系籃球隊正式進入重建期
請看NBA小牛隊官網http://www.nba.com/mavericks/NCCU-C-Basket

Mark Cuban Get NCCU Chinese Basketball Team

Taiwan,Dec,1--The Owner of Dallas Mavericks,Mark Cuban,bought the
NCCU Chinese Basketball Team.According to league source,it will be
announced in recent day.

After losing to Land Basketball Team,all players are upset.There
is a common saying in Chinese:"一爛還有一爛爛 爛到深處無怨尤"
just like a anonymous player said:"When I feel my performance today is
so suck,I could find that my teammates is worse than me.I don't know
how to describe it,it just make me depressed.I think the team need to
be rebuilded,Mark is good at reconstruct team,it will effect as soon
as possible."

Cuban said:"I think there are many good player in the team,they have
a allround player like Kevin Garnett,and great defense player like
Eric Snow.I know the NCCU Kevin Garnett will retired to prepare his
graudate exam,you must acknowledge that is a big loss for this team
,we still have many solid、postive good player,I'm confident that we
will achieve the goal in the shortest time.I have a lot of interest at
my all new team."

好了 Cuban 大概就說了這些 想不到這傢伙口多身賤 馬上回去把這消息登在官網
另外他已經聲明 球隊的新教練將會是菲爾基遜 各位好像跟他不熟 不要擔心
他今天已經來看了我們慘敗一役 那位檢討時以禪語訓示我們的就是了
他有偷偷暗示我 啾尼爾你的潛力與前選秀狀元誇咪布朗
的老祖宗－夸父一樣無窮無盡  要我們重點栽培
不要問我是誰 我絕對沒說他是留了鬍子的文大陪
就這樣 我要去閉關了 我師傅是武林中人稱「兩極」的一露殺龍手
他修練的冰火兩極神功 同時融合冰與火兩種極端的力量在一身
各位一定覺得奇怪 像我這樣球技人品兼具 忠厚老實中帶著幽默風趣
沈穩內斂中帶著超然狂傲的全能球員 早就已經把「兩極」融於一身了 還去拜什麼師
老實說 我要跟師父修習冰火兩極神功的第九層「冰火五重天」
這招威力驚人 尤其女性角色更是無視血量一招降伏 真是怪招
千萬不要輕易與我動手 真的會昇天喔

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