[美工] 老大的規則

[nuyeyan (皮達)]

          Rule #01: Never let suspects stay together. (101)
          Rule #01: Never screw over your partner. (414)
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 ████ Rule #02: Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (101)
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 █▉◥█ Rule #03: Don't believe what you're told. Double check. (101)
          Rule #03: Never be unreachable. (313)
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 █▉██ Rule #04: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself.
 █▉▇▇           Second best? Tell one other person - if you must.
 ◥██◤           There is no third best. (414)
參考來源：h ttp://0rz.tw/5a5kj
 ████ Rule #07: Always be specific when you lie. (123)
 ████ Rule #08: Never take anything for granted. (310)
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 ████ Rule #09: Never go anywhere without a knife. (113.120)
          Rule #12: Never date a coworker. (115)
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 ████ Rule #15: Always work as a team. (505)
 █▇▇▇ Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (304)
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          Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation. (410)
          Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.(209)



原作id以及參考來源開燈可見，我英文不好不敢亂翻
如果有人願意翻成中文歡迎自行更改：）或者寄到我信箱我更改上去
祝大家新年快樂XD ←這句與上文完全無關

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推 murmurkc:推~整理的真清楚
推 TX55:推一個！很棒呢 ^^ 而且應該可以正好當進板 ^_^v
推 aya:是不是有一個Never say sorry. It's a sign of weak!?
推 nchuh:感覺say sorry比較像是座右銘 (我自己的感覺啦.....嘿嘿)
→ nuyeyan:參考來源在此 http://0rz.tw/5a5kj
推 Solid4:二樓應該用sign of weakness...
→ Solid4:三樓= =a 眼殘
推 peonyice:超棒的!借轉~~
推 weedyc:個人試譯 → http://0rz.tw/225of
→ nuyeyan:wee大借我做成進版好嗎??
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