笑話
Once upon a time , there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs. Ng with
their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Anele.
The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and
when they reached 20 , they were still virgins. Years past , and it was
time to get them married.
So , the parents found them the most suitable 'leng chais'.
They got married and were preparing to set-off on their
honeymoon.
As 'concerned' , Mr. & Mrs. Ng were curious about their
daughters' first-night experience. So , before the daughters went
on their respective honeymoons, Mrs. Ng told them......" Your
father & I want to know about your 1st night encounters and
whether you are satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to
raise your husbands' curiosity...you all must use a code name to
describe your experiences".
So, the excited daughters were off.
A week passed. Mr. & Mrs. Ng got the first letter.
It was from Elaine.
They opened the letter and found the word
STANDARD CHARTERED. They immediately took the newspaper
and looked for Standard Chartered advertisement.
Ah! here it is !!!!, exclaimed Mr. Ng.
The motto for Standard Chartered was...."BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY"
.... Mr. & Mrs. Ng were happy.
A week later, they got another letter.
This time it was from Ena.
The content was simple.
"NESCAFE". So, again they took the newspaper and looked for the
Nescafe ad. Ah! here it is. 'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST
DROP'.
Mr. & Mrs. Ng jumped in joy.
Another week passed.
A month passed. 2 months passed. There was still no letter from Anele.
The Ngs became worried.
Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read,
but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out.
The code name was "CATHAY PACIFIC".
Mr. Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper.
He flipped the pages frantically .............ah! here it is!!!
Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and read aloud.
Before she could finish it......THUMP!!!!!!...
She fell off her chair...........The motto as..........................
" 7 TIMES A WEEK. 3 TIMES A DAY.NON-STOP ".
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