[轉錄][轉錄][狂幹] 好朋友來了

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標題[轉錄][轉錄][狂幹] 好朋友來了

時間Thu Feb 23 23:04:18 2006

※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: waxy (海草冰) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [轉錄][狂幹] 好朋友來了時間: Tue Feb 21 21:39:27 2006 ※ [本文轉錄自 Hate 看板] 作者: blackgremma (黑色肉球滾滾滾) 看板: Hate 標題: [狂幹] 好朋友來了時間: Tue Feb 21 21:34:12 2006 話說我今天去家教的時候上課上的正高興突然我有股不祥的預感幹我好朋友居然來了這時候我只好跟家教的死小子拜託我問他ㄟ你姐姐在不在他告訴我在阿問我要幹嘛我跟他說可以幫我叫一下你姐嗎? 他說他姐在樓上洗澡我只好很丟臉的跟他說你可以去幫我跟你姐借一下衛生棉嗎? 我好朋友來了誰知道那死小子居然直接在一樓對他在三樓的姐姐大叫姐你有沒有衛生棉 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 他爸突然在樓上大喊你要衛生棉幹嘛給我好好上英文課幹他叫姐姐那爸爸是回個屁他又繼續大喊喔哪個英文老師大姨媽來了啦我已經呈完全羞愧狀態了誰知道他爸繼續喊啥他大姨媽來我們家幹嘛幹話說這位家長你都生了兩個小孩了有必要這樣嗎?? 於是我的家教學生繼續在樓下大喊不是啦英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~ 英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~ 英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~ 英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~ 英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~ 英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~ 英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~ 在那個模門特我覺得超心碎的我的形象我的氣質幹過了30秒他爸下來了手上拿了一大包衛生棉和嘴角憋著的笑意跟我說老師那個整包給你啦在我完成了阻止血崩的行動之後我很冷靜的繼續上完課騎車回家的路上街燈突然變的很迷濛包包裏裝著爸爸給我的衛生棉我的心裏有股淡淡的哀傷幹不過就是好朋友來了有必要要這樣從三樓喊到一樓一樓喊到三樓嗎?? 幹~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~為什麼啥時不來家教的時候來幹為啥別人好朋友來有小豬去屈X氏幫忙買棉棉還送馬克杯我卻是拿著那大聲吶喊出來的一大包衛生棉跟滿腔的羞恥呢?????? 幹~~~~~~~~~~~~~是血崩個屁啦我家教生涯中的汙點阿幹 ~~~~~~~~~~~~好朋友你哪裡好了啦阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~糙你媽個b阿~~~~~~ -- 該死 ..............男人婆............... 通常.........都沒有車頭燈 Θ Θ........ 但是.........我.................... 70% 都是男的...... 為啥我會有500瓦的大燈泡....... ~ ~ \_________________/# -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.171.137.137

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推 savetheworld:幹我笑死了XDD 她大姨媽來我們家幹嘛XD 02/21 21:34

推 Darius1979:我...我...我要在衛生棉上寫個慘字 XDDD~ 02/21 21:35

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推 aseaeel:XDDDD對不起我也笑了~ 02/21 21:35

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推 CINDY2002:對不起我笑了XD 02/21 21:35

推 shamalu:這個我笑到肚子痛.....>.< 02/21 21:35

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推 akilight:對不起我笑了真是超好笑XD 02/21 21:35

推 DDDDDDavis:本日最好笑 02/21 21:35

推 doasinfinity:對不起~我也笑了XD 02/21 21:35

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推 sweetxxx:超好笑的~~ 02/21 21:35

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推 srockwu:可以考慮寫個血書給學生的家長..好朋友之心酸史.. 02/21 21:36

推 gmwei:對不起..我笑了XD 02/21 21:36

推 takasi03:我也笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:37

推 timko:哈哈不好意思真的很好笑... 02/21 21:37

→ waxy:============那位好心人快點轉笨版吧XD=================== 02/21 21:37

推 guika:我以為自己在joke版 XD 02/21 21:37

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推 mcgradymp5:這篇不M不行啊 02/21 21:37

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推 teremy:......................真好笑 02/21 21:37

推 dreamkarder:對不起我也是千百個不願意但我笑了ˊˋ 02/21 21:37

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推 PDAN:幫你幹...那老爸很機掰 02/21 21:37

推 blackgremma:我很心酸超幹的啦碼的 02/21 21:37

推 julysecond:我笑了 02/21 21:38

推 ciel70512:我也笑了...對不起 02/21 21:37

推 fcat:對不起身為女性同胞的我也笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:37

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推 mortleo:囧> 真是超囧的啦!!! 02/21 21:38

推 mintsnow:本日最好笑…XD 02/21 21:38

推 finbo:我也笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:38

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推 cosy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 被M了 XD 02/21 21:38

推 XPATA:對不起....我笑了 =.= 02/21 21:38

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推 akisei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 歹勢...我也笑了 02/21 21:38

推 a2537a:XD 真的很慘... 02/21 21:39

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推 doasinfinity:頭推! 02/21 21:39

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推 takasi03:推一個啥他大姨媽來我們家幹嘛XDDDDD 02/21 21:40

推 venyoung:剛剛才在黑特版笑完XDDDD 02/21 21:41

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推 markcupcup:馬克杯杯推小豬買衛生棉送馬克杯XDD 02/21 21:44

推 shamalu:再推一次...XD 02/21 21:45

推 Dovend:"你要衛生棉幹麼?給我好好上英文課!!!"~我噴了滿桌子的茶XD 02/21 21:48

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推 SuperIPIS:哈哈我笑了原PO真慘 02/21 21:58

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推 fessura:XD 血崩會不會太嚴重 02/21 21:58

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推 scpxxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 再來笑一次 02/21 22:02

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推 fannys:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 本日最好笑! 02/21 22:21

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推 pinkarlene: 雖然是家教生涯的污點,卻是笨版的大笑點! 02/21 22:36

推 ginsengwolf:哈哈哈哈哈 02/21 22:37

推 elittle:我笑到差點從椅子上滾下去哈哈哈髒話用的好阿 02/21 22:39

推 ginsengwolf: 雖然是家教生涯的污點,卻是笨版的大笑點! 02/21 22:40

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推 dopon:XDDDDDDDDD 大姨媽大姨媽 02/21 22:42

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推 assignment:辛苦了 02/21 22:50

推 namie20:再推一下你的簽名檔也有好笑到 02/21 22:52

推 minichyn:我的媽阿快笑死我了 02/21 22:55

推 iongjenq:我...我...我要在衛生棉上寫個慘字 02/21 22:57

推 newtiger: 為啥我會有500瓦的大燈泡~~ 02/21 22:59

推 gbllggi: 雖然是家教生涯的污點,卻是笨版的大笑點! 02/21 22:58

推 iongjenq:忘了伸圖了！ 02/21 23:00

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推 pastcap: 雖然是家教生涯的污點,卻是笨版的大笑點! 02/21 23:02

推 AndesDeer:辛苦妳了，生理期實在很麻煩.. 02/21 23:03

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推 vot1077:給個西斯~~黑特~~笨版～就可~~四紅爆吧 02/21 23:08

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推 idtvgame:超好笑的阿= = 02/21 23:17

推 yoyami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 23:20

推 iris0108:我是女生可是還是笑到噴水差點嗆到 02/21 23:27

推 HOTONY:我快笑死了 02/21 23:30

推 peanuti:雖然很同情...不過我狂笑........ 02/21 23:34

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推 w1026:對不起~~我也笑了哈哈 02/21 23:43

推 iamphoenix:那老爸真的有機掰到...他大姨媽來我們家幹嘛 XD 02/21 23:43

推 shirley1178:本日最好笑!!!!! 我笑翻了!!!!!!! 02/21 23:50

推 cathyting:哈很好笑耶 02/21 23:51

推 frozenwolf:XDDDDDDD 02/21 23:56

推 Magnoliaceae:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 23:56

推 gtplayer:真慘耶....但是真的很好笑 02/21 23:57

推 jack555:哈哈　　真好笑... 02/22 00:01

推 wayne0731:本日最好笑!!! 推她大姨媽來我們家幹麻 XD 02/22 00:04

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推 srj1986:大笑~~~~~~~~~XDDDDDD 02/22 00:09

※ icfh:轉錄至看板 cjjhs327 02/22 00:10

推 yuan1010:真的太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 00:13

推 JerryHsieh:哈哈哈　　狂笑 02/22 00:18

推 anniejen:同為女生能了解,但是我還是不爭氣的笑了XDDDDDD 02/22 00:19

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推 kikumomoo:超經典啊!!!!!! 02/22 00:22

推 joseyen:簽名黨...粉好笑 02/22 00:25

推 cosy:我從黑特笑到笨版再從笨版笑到JOKE 最後又笑到西斯 XDDDDDDD 02/22 00:28

推 rorana:真慘><...不過還是笑了:P 02/22 00:36

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推 mercy09:推心裡有股淡淡的哀傷~~好朋友哪裡好了>.< 02/22 00:42

→ mercy09:雖然很同情原PO 不過真的很好笑呀XDDDD 02/22 00:45

推 juneday:他大姨媽來我們家幹嘛 XDDDDDD 02/22 00:46

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推 stoolkuo:真的好笑，推~ 02/22 01:03

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推 lazydondon:血崩...我笑了 02/22 01:20

推 qqoc:太好笑了~哈哈哈...XD 02/22 01:29

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推 a0000000005:超好笑的 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 02:20

推 cindy0203:推~~她大姨媽來我們家幹麻~ 02/22 02:36

推 lovejet:真是抱歉..我在凌晨四點半..大笑了一下@@...真是罪過.. 02/22 04:36

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推 ryochi2001:小孩子真早熟( ＠^^＠) 02/22 05:33

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推 acecup:哈哈哈!實在太好笑了! 02/22 07:48

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推 kisshuey:笑死我了`~~~~XDDD 02/22 09:29

推 spawn:真的好笑同情原porz 02/22 10:36

推 nothing1982:已經爆了啊...好好笑...對不起我狂笑了 02/22 12:31

推 Marisa:好笑啊, 推一個~ 02/22 12:52

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推 alwaso:推~~XD 02/22 17:56

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推 kim1127:他大姨媽來我們家幹嘛...XDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 19:52

推 panrong: 幹我笑死了XDD 她大姨媽來我們家幹嘛XD 02/22 21:12

推 swem:XD 02/22 21:33

推 kerina:哈哈哈....他大姨媽來我們家幹麻撲哈哈哈 02/22 22:04

推 expanse:噗嗤給你秀秀喔 02/22 23:01

推 hyelim:上課憋的好辛苦 XDDDD 02/23 10:40

推 zxcbca:這小子有前途~XD 02/23 14:02

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