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標題[轉錄][轉錄]Re: 面試不要開玩笑
時間Sun Apr 22 11:20:54 2007
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: robertelvis (最後的疼愛是手放開) 看板: joke 標題: [轉錄]Re: 面試不要開玩笑 時間: Sun Apr 22 02:04:18 2007 ※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: SKBOY (木板男孩) 看板: StupidClown 標題: Re: 面試不要開玩笑 時間: Sun Apr 22 02:00:59 2007 ~~前文恕刪~~ 我朋友真的在面試鬧過..... 我忘記他去哪個大學面試了~~就推甄的第二階段面試 面試官除了問些一定會問到的"為什麼會想來唸這個"..之類的之外 因為它是有點藝能的科系,所以面試官有叫面試生做才藝表演 我朋友沒料到這個,發現別人拉小提琴啦幹麻的都好屌 他就囧在那邊一下下(什麼都沒準備) 然後他腦袋我不知道怎麼回事,突然出現一個Idea 當面試官要他才藝表演的時候: 面試官:請你表演一項才藝,~~恩~你的表演是什麼呢? 我朋友:恩~我...我想表演一分鐘內模仿74個人 面試官此時眼睛放出光芒(一秒要幾個阿...) 面試官:喔?那就請你開始吧 我朋友:好的~~~開始計時! 我朋友:第1個模仿國父孫中山 他做出了一個躺著的姿勢 我朋友:因為國父已經往生,往生的人當然是躺在棺材裡 面試官:那下一個? 我朋友:接下來是蔣中正 然後又做出了一個躺著的姿勢 我朋友:因為蔣中正也已經往生,當然也是躺在棺材裡 面試官此時臉上已經有幾條線了 我朋友此時問面試官:還有幾秒? 面試官:恩~~還有30秒 我朋友:喔~~只剩這樣阿~那我就在剩下30秒內把剩下72人模仿完 於是,他.........他又做出了一個躺著的姿勢 然後說: 這是黃花崗七十二烈士 面試官聽說笑了蠻久........ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.138.39.67
推 adapt:...那他上了嗎？ 04/22 02:02
推 marco741030:靠么 我也笑了拉 04/22 02:02
推 kellyx:那他上了嗎？ 04/22 02:02
→ Corsairs:XD 04/22 02:03
推 satanc:這笑點真～～～來～～～～勁～～～～阿～～ 04/22 02:03
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推 DriveKing:真屌...重點是他有上嗎? 04/22 02:05
→ GBIO:我猜到了= = 04/22 02:05
推 marco741030:XDD 有我耶 04/22 02:06
推 lankbeend:笑了.. 04/22 02:07
推 lordyamato:我連笑一分鐘 幹 我的笑穴阿XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 02:06
推 Jack0736:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 02:08
推 ATMANMARK:笑穴被狠狠戳了一下 有點小缺氧說 XD 04/22 02:08
推 acer758219:我笑了 XDDD 04/22 02:08
推 robertelvis:我到現在還在笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 02:09
→ senria:老梗囉 ~模仿王菲也是躺著 因為是黛安娜王妃 04/22 02:10
推 whore:XD 04/22 02:11
→ nightstory:靠腰 好機掰 04/22 02:11
推 shone0431:面試官：真是太感人了！她讓我想到我慈祥和藹的阿嬤！ 04/22 02:10
推 vinita:到底有沒有上.........XD 04/22 02:12
推 double21:超好笑XDDD 04/22 02:13
推 e761031:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 02:16
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推 saplike:模仿昨夜爸爸躺在媽媽身上..... 04/22 02:17
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推 agherta:哈～好一個，黃花肛72烈士～ 04/22 02:28
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推 iankevin:有笑有推XDD 04/22 02:31
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推 bossthree:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 有笑有推 04/22 02:33
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推 aeriel:XD 04/22 02:40
→ aeriel:所以到底有沒有上 04/22 02:41
推 monopoliest:一定沒上，因為他記不起是哪個大學 04/22 02:42
→ monopoliest:上的話就應該是「朋友唸的大學」 XD 04/22 02:42
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推 toberosa:超北七!! 我大笑了~ 04/22 02:58
推 happy10838:能不能上要看系所吧!!不過這招很有可能來個逆轉..XD 04/22 03:00
推 powerki:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 03:08
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→ Brianjr:這樣說來也可以模仿302個人XD 04/22 07:34
推 OHMYBOT:笑死 04/22 07:41
推 kikijuice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 07:56
※ Takkizawa:轉錄至看板 NeiLi320 04/22 08:04
推 pooldodo:XD 04/22 08:11
推 likewindboy:這很有創意耶 04/22 08:19
推 abian:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這個強 04/22 08:25
→ erilinda:XDDDDDD 我想知道他最後有沒有上XD 04/22 08:27
推 focous:靠么...太好笑了拉 04/22 08:29
推 cactuswu:我也想知道有沒有上!!!! 04/22 08:42
推 LoVeDIE7:超爆笑的 真有種 04/22 08:48
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推 alan2000:靠北..... 04/22 09:32
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推 mytaoiszun:我也笑了 04/22 09:56
推 danielt12320:有笑有推~~~~好強阿 04/22 09:58
推 ARCHERDEVIL:最屌就他....XD 04/22 10:02
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推 motokare:這好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 有上嗎?? 04/22 10:11
推 wwebatista:超好笑的 04/22 10:18
推 poikilotherm:XD~~~~~~~~~我笑好久~ 04/22 10:24
推 pen3: 黃大XD 04/22 10:28
推 Dinya:什麼都躺了,只有嘴角站著~~XDDDDDDDDD 04/22 10:29
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推 GFDS:XDDDD 那我要一分鐘模仿三百壯士 04/22 10:55
推 donyuan:有笑有推XDDD 04/22 11:06
→ cohone:XDDDDDDD 我以為他要模仿孫悟空.... 04/22 11:15
推 leoandgrace:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 11:18
推 LECC:XD 04/22 11:18
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