[轉錄]Re: 高中生的證明題

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作者: gorden00 (       ) 看板: StupidClown
標題: Re: 高中生的證明題
時間: Wed Mar 30 11:29:25 2005

這之前就有看過了...而且是原文版的
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Proof that girls are evil:
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First we state that girls require time and money.

     Girls = Time * Money

And as we all know "time is money":

     Time = Money

Therefore:
                                      2
     Girls = Money * Money = ( Money )

And because "money is the root of all evil":

                    1/2
     Money = ( Evil )

Therefore:
                    1/2          1/2
     Girls = ( Evil )   * ( Evil )

And we are forced to conclude that:

     Girls = Evil                                                               

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